/asean/ - Happy New Year edition

How are your New Years celebrations going along?

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PUTANG INA MAY SINGAW AKO SA DILA AT DI AKO MAKAKAIN NG LECHON

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I hope you guys have fun with your friends at that new years party, normies.

>tfw must attend the new year family gathering

WHERE IS UR SANTA NOW BITCHES????????

Why are there so many lesbo looking fuccbois in our music industry?

Please have fun at your party and do not come here. My biggest dream is waking up on the morning of January 1st 2017 and not being able to find an /asean/ thread throughout the whole day. I would cry tears of joy knowing that you guys actually made it in the outside world.

I genuine wish I was at home right now watching anime, I have a lot of series downloaded that I really want to watch before I start work next week

I just want to play all the games I bought

Why is this """""song""""" still a thing? Thought the meme died ages ago and was butchered to oblivion

My new wish is to have pinoy Sup Forums and reddists to leave

Philippines a shit

>tfw having sushi on New Year's Eve

You have 3 gfs?

those are with dicks, see those flatness!
Btw, how much ?

>Btw, how much ?
wat

the food nigga

Why are you asking me for? Are you confusing me with one of your friends at the table? This is what happens when you phonepost, you're neither here nor there.

OTP

I think i may found what province mami kawada lives

Where? We can plant shabu in their district and accuse Mami with it.

Stop posting normie shit faggot. Just fuck off, your kind isnt welcome here

Ya
R-rude
Like around Rm30 for one bento set

Malaysians are the most normie posters on this website.

Who here transferred out to another school because of bullies?

When i arrived at my new school I feel like a cool kid because im a irregular student with fucked up schedules n shit.

Looks like somebody paid those girls to be with you.

>he still hasnt fuck off yet

I wish I could but it's like hotel california here.

t. Autistic ranter

You can never leave~~

>literally a party held at home's lawn
>tfw scared to reveal self to the known "friends"
>tfw locked self in the room
>heard several knocks at the door
>please go away, whispered to self

Just go

I'm so autistic that any comments about my physical body from those particular people will spoil my mood. I'll celebrate in my own room then and silently wait my bibik to bring the food later.
>so noisy outside, sounds of mercun and bunga api
>them having fun
Why dad always makes party at this house?
>turned off the light so everyone seeing from outside will think no one's in the room

New Year Karoeke

What about your physical body?

>neighbor 2 blocks from my house is too poor that they already went to sleep
happy new year you poor fucks

>tfw to intelligent to not celebrate new year eve
Who /go out with gf/ here?

Is that a fucking page for INC weebs? ew

F-fatty.
>Montel. Gumuk.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I dont really care if other people tells me that. But when those particular "friends" spout that..
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>why they have to be invited too, daddy!?

You've been jinxed. Those words are no no before new year. Karma, you know.

carefully, all they want is to put your down, ride on top on you and PAIZURI

Just body slam them

That autist also posted a piece about the 'right' way to join the modern anime/J-pop fandom: archive.is/JwITt

What? Translate that please

Them : ~180cm (hot stuff)
Me: 156cm (ugly, born in wrong household)

So you're a fat girl?

>spend new years alone because I fucked all of my social relationships in a span of 2 weeks
someone tell me how trash I am

I'm a b-boy.

you anak datuk?

you're not spending it with nanay and some lechon

I'm only 163cm, me, another malay poster and a couple of flips share the title of being the shortest manlets on /asean/ but I see that you have us all beat.

Congratulations.

Family left me behind in the great exodus.
Only company I have is the occasional hello with the next door neighbor.

Got alot of food from them today so I guess it's okay, I gave them my wifi password so it's a good trade I guess.

Respond, please

>already went to sleep
>"sleep"

oh my sweet summer child

Nice

I think you need to visit the East Asian thread.

Y-ye-NO! Not anak datuk at all. Nope nope noooppee.
>damn so noisy down there.
>somehow it looks fu- - NOPE. Not fun at all!
BIBIK WHERE ARE YOU BIBIK!

Do I get a medal or something?

Nope, please go to slanted eye generals please. Not here.

HAM KAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What does being super rich feel like?

>10:40 now
>don't have time to nap because of the fucking noise from fireworks, retarted kids with trumpets, karaoke
>have to go down at 11:30
Puta naman

Woah a shorty.

Aren't you shorter than him? I know you're a grill but still.

hehe its raining

thanks bathala
fuck jesus

Shut up.

Please hurt me more.

Our Lord Dutdut did that. He didn't want your fingers explode pleb.

If you are into that, you get what you want, tag along on business trips, home schooling, private time with many famous people- - WRONG, NOPE. I HATE THIS LIFE! I'M NOT RICH! That's daddy's. Not mine.

just kill him. Now you can be rich too

Warzone hour

I remember I used to be one of those. Then I realized I was blowing up thousands of pesos.

I was born in a wrong household. Daddy deserve better child, not me. I want to be born somewhere else, a normie household in small house. No bibik is fine by me, I can live with that.

average malaysian poster here is fat, short bisexual weeabo chink

who here /sex/ on new year's eve

Then budget it duh

It also implies simultaneous crackers from different people not just one

nobody. anyone who says otherwise is lying

I had sex with your sister

pangil polis tangkap ni orang haram

I have sex with my own mouth

teach me senpai

are u me?

Place your butt on the wall, slowly push your hip towards your mouth, suck it and cum. Rest every 2 minutes or your back will be hurt if you are not flexible.

Something like this:
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Disgusting

why are you still here

what if im a girl

Because I'm not a normalfag.

Any lonely malaysians here?

My Senpai and I are wearing yellow now.
What does this mean?

PS we're not a yellowtards

Counting down the moments to 2017.

IIRC yellow is a lucky color among the Chinese. Maybe that's the reason?

You're secretly a marcocuck

How do you love someone who's retired?

What? Just because she's retired doesn't mean I can't listen to her music anymore.

Also, how did you know she retired?

Sucking your own dick is not gay. Unless you never care of your own dick hygiene. How do you expect someone else to suck yours?

Find it yourself girl(male)

can i suck yours onii-chan

Sad New Year!!!

Malungkot na Bagong Taon!!!!

if you are reading this pangit ka

No. I'm not gay and I dont have any imouto. I only gay to myself.

why?

LOUD BOOMS EVERYWHERE

IS CHINA FINALLY INVADING?