I want to increase my penis length /b, tips?

I want to increase my penis length /b, tips?

Start doing steroids.

Crawl back into mothers vagina and re-bake for 9 months
>tryagain.avi

I heard if you cut it off they put it back on bigger. Give it a shot what could you lose?

Damn dude that is small as fuck

make it erect

You dont need tips, you need a shaft.

slide a steel rod down the urethra and pull your dick up it and it will grow along the steel rod. Three months later, remove the rod and voila! You have a bigger dick. Worked for me

Kill yourself and hope you are reincarnated as a penis haver.

Underrated post, holy shit.

how is it possible to even have a penis this small?
My brother is 5 and his little weiner is 4 times bigger

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this is a feels thread

pedo

Post erection

Itt multiplying by zero

Yea dude I know what you mean. My brother is eight and his can almost reach to the back of my throat.

Lost so fucking hard

are you retarded ?
i assume your parents / people that saw you naked as a baby are also pedo u autistic fuck
Kill yourself inbred cunt

Died.

I'm so sorry user.

Post your actual dick

a feel good about yourself thread maybe

this

Only practical way lengthen your penis is via surgery, they sever the tendon that keeps your penis horizontal while erect and standing, allowing more length. Most men are extremely unhappy with the results.

Get good at eating pussy. Large cock master race, signing off.

did you know razors exist?

Not your image gtfo or post real ones

step1, stop pushing ur penis back in ur body
step2, enjoy ur normal-sized penis

wut?
user did you read that as in physically feel his penis?

Someone pls explain(english isnt my native language ;-;)

Kinda torn between that and feeling sorry for him, although yes my 4.5incher does seem a monster right now.

Gud 1

Kek

you should go back to school or learn to use online dictionaries maybe. MAYBE.

The shaft is area beneath the the tip of ur penis. Jesus christ english isnt my native language either but u gotta know words like gooch and shaft matey.

Listen little user, the trend is your friend, don't fight the trend, take the path of least resistance and decorate your penis with a bow or some jewelry and join the sissy nation. Are you pretty?

Srsly. I'm on test, tren, hcg... Wife has noticed dick gains

that dick looks erect
that is still a small dick

Stop trolling with this shit. Do you want your offspring cursed as such?

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I had a semi in the pic. I'm not huge, but I'm not small. I also have really good control, which is just as important. GF is coming over later. Maybe we'll make a thread for you anons. Happy 4th!

kys and hope you're born as an actual male in your next life

That is some top shelf kek right there

You dont need tips, you need a shaft.

You're a bit l8 m8

i knew about gooch

Which one is the best penis stretcher?

And you just know those reddit fags will tryy to appropriate this top tier kekkery. Hate those guys.

kill yourself and try again

if ur cock is that small, m8 just get it flipped inside out and turned into a pussy. easier probably faggot. sucks to suck

I want to lick and suck on that dick

> tips?

looks like the tip is the only thing you dont need help with, fatty.

Lose weight

This, do this.

It does to him haha

include me in the screenshot

don't OP it is so cute

ZOOMED WORDS

10/10

WTF are you posting for? That ain't nothing to be proud of. BTW you ever heard of a razor?

You dont need tips, you need a shaft.

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