/brit/

>tfw 2000 was 30 years ago

cara
a
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maisje

I think the janny has the day off

what shall we do?

this 2bh

post the bedtime story cara pic pls

post fedoes

muzzies out send the tanks in

plymouth is actually an alright place

>5554

HAHAHA HOMO

Aussies please come back

*goes back in time to prevent 9/11*

america is the worst country in the world

like even worse than somalia or north korea

out of dad's 4 sons the only one to carry on the family name will likely be my older brother who will do it with a chink
>half-asian with an irish name
really makes you think

Time to attempt this second poo.

Big girl
Small hat

ah yes have to leave soon because public transport stops at 8
nice fucking meme

someone come dam square i'll treat you on an extra foamy one

>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*

choon lads

would ruin if photoshop worked irl

for (You)

fuck off i know you just want to get me into bed so you can fart under the covers and make me smell it

Had a weird dream where I got off the train in Exeter, then had a paki come up to me asking for a fag, said I don't smoke then he and his paki mate tried to fight me but I dropped them both, then had to go into a rap battle with both of them

Bit weird

What's Exeter like?

Waiting for man to kick ball

>really makes you chink

good city
bit posh
shit night out

damn it

Germany should honestly disappear

fuck off dormers

business idea: put "calle" in every captcha

ah yes, the so-called new year's eve

you got a ps4?

Paki

move out of yorkshire

Must be pretty boring if you were born in 2000, your age is basically just the current year

thought i was the only one that noticed this

but then again i never asked

l m a o

business idea: photoshop irl

sit on me face

My porn tastes are becoming incredibly narrow in their requirements-massive tits and often milfs too. How do I fix this?

>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

>ill on new years eve

hmm yes god trying to sabotage my road to normiedom yet again i see

same desu

i was always jealous of the year below me for having their year level be the current year

seems pretty convenient actually

i found a pornstar that looks like evalion so i've been wanking up a storm lately

enjoyable post

Took my phone out to use it for something but as soon as I took it out I completely forgot what I wanted it for

>The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself
fuck a big titted milf

>tfw feel like a fat fuck because bulkin

gay porn probably. bender.

>feel like

don't the games start at 4 today?

good post

share

stop having shit taste would be your first step

debating a wank

>tfw it feels like a fat fuck because am

i really enjoy the look of naomi woods' vulva
is there a name for it?

Hope your new year brings you nothing but fear, pain and suffering

>If you don't like 18 year olds with flat chests you have shit taste!!
Fuck off

fuck up

excellent post

what about in the pm?

right fuck you that's the LAST time i'm ever doing oc for /brit/

>taking advice from a degenerate fag

What is your ideal girl type?

would love to hear about your patrician taste, user

good because it was shit

I do this sort of thing multiple times a day. 3 years of benzo abuse has ruined my short term memory. I tried to pour boiling water from the kettle on my cornflakes thinking it was milk

bulking is literally getting fat for no reason

Got called a phillistine in Greggs

12 years old and unconscious

you never quite feel the same ever again after a girl puts a finger up your bum

alive and between 16-45

changed to a different 2 in 1 shampoo today and i must say, im liking the results.

even a gay clock is right twice a day

2d

enjoy your early onset dementia

Makes me sick that statistically some of you are not white

would have sex with me

4D and preferably polish

so glad the huns lost. disgraceful to not even have 1 black player

got called a goy at the bilderberg meeting

female

2017 is the year of the lib dem

need a bf

Boss film lads

:^)
you're an idiot if you think it's only 1, there are a couple of brit asians here, maybe even a black or two, who knows

tim farron isn't tough enough desu

my mum in the middle

pastry chef with a pet eel

luckily i already have a gf that fits this criteria

Sup Forums browsing crazy gf

what is this

too intelligent to come up with a meme

why don't we ask the east asians how 2017 is going?

Lunch Society

...

reckon he could heem any other party leader

don't believe you'd be at home on nye and not with your girlfriend

SHUT IT DOWN