Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
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USA USA USA USA
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Shiro claimed.
How's everyone doing on this boring, normal monday?
claimed
>Blake best neko
Well it is 3D, but it is still very very nice
Very sensual and innocent
On a slightly related note, I think I might have been on Sup Forums for too long, I expected at least one of the nekos to have a dick
>Makoto
Some of your pics kinda push the limits. But I love em
>It's absolute haram after all.
Agreed. I have only the mildest lewds, and even I keep those seperated from the rest
Anyone want to grill hamburgers and have sex with me today? :c
smug you say?
yes and no
roll
god no, fuck that futa/trap shit. im only into 100% pure straight/lesbian shit. no dicks on chicks.
but yeah that video makes me fucking diamonds. turns my dick into pressurized carbon.
We're both already shipped with other anons
Smug crew? Bye bye then
>smug
>Insults must be original
but your threads not original either
They push the limit, but never go over it.
>Not having one massive folder
It's the 4th of July! ^-^
Favorite type of burger? :o
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too bad im shipping it anyway
my threads are original :v)
why would i eat such pleb food? :o
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I'm down for grilling but can you even have sex with your dick?
>fuck that futa/trap shit. im only into 100% pure straight/lesbian shit. no dicks on chicks.
Thank fucking god. I thought I might be the last one here. Can you believe how many gay/bi/trans people there are here?
>but yeah that video makes me fucking diamonds. turns my dick into pressurized carbon.
Same fam. Put that shit on my desktop
No, but that's what I like about them
>Not having one massive folder
I like order, I'm not gonna flip through a mass of 700 images every time I need a pic
Best type moon claimed.
Pretty good, just watching Dredd while playing KanColle.
Make me :^)
Alright, just know it isn't official~
i'll take homu but if that homufag i shared images for shows they can cuck me. but i must enjoy my murrica day
all the kids on this site who like twinks/traps/boipussy and all that gay shit are straight, but with stupid fetishes
That song is mandatory every 4th, no lie.
Add another 2,000 to that, and you got what I have. :^)
jesus you're cringe
if they dont cuck me out of kindess though they should be more aggressive about their love.
America Bitches!
Really good album and I honestly don't know how you can call Wildflower a follow up to it. The sound is too distinct.
I will have to listen to it some more times before picking a favourite track because there were too many contenders.
Happy 4th of july.
Claimed
this is a waifu thread on Sup Forums
my suggestion if you want to avoid cring is to burn your computer. this is where cringe belongs
I was half retarded in the night, wasn't I?
Apparently I archived a thread 5 times.
>Pic related
My use of terms are wack in that post. Though I don't remember about it.....
Sanae claimed.
Nah
America's freedom will reach you one day
It's Murica's national anthem
>all the kids on this site who like twinks/traps/boipussy and all that gay shit are straight
What?
>but with stupid fetishes
It's just not my thing
I like nekos, zettai ryouiki, ass and thighs. I'm also slightly sadistic but that's not really a sexual kink. I guess I'm pretty vanilla
>Add another 2,000 to that
wew lad
Do you just memorise all your filenames or do you have some kind of system to know which pic is where?
>pic
What the fuck Sanae?
It's good so are...
rolls
I masturbate pretty fine :O
i use /gif/ and /h/ for a vast majority of my porn use, and theres never trap shit on there. i only see it here on Sup Forums anyway.
my shit isnt vanilla. i like choking, some gore, violent shit, fake rape, mixed with some vanilla stuff like nekos you mentioned. which is why i collected such a massive amount of it.
thanks.
You scroll, and scroll, and scroll, image use after use. Eventually, you remember where pictures are, what pictures are around it, until you eventually know where each picture is by heart.
>It's a system that's heavily reliant on memory and general recognition. Adding new pictures to the folder can really fuck with remembering where pictures are, which is why I'll make a second folder the next time I go on an image hunt.
fine by me
yeah
nice :^)
yeah roll(s) are pretty good :o
Did you upload your folder yet?
Maybe, in the meantime I'll drink maple syrup and eat moose meat
rolls
I am glad you enjoyed it.
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We'll enjoy out,.ribs, steak, masjid potatoes, coke, bacon, hotdogs, burgers, fries and freedom with the side of fireworks here mmk
Nope. Since I ended up staying up late cause of work, I woke up way too late as well. Today for sure.
Now it's off to sleep I go.
It sounds great and all, but maple syrup and moose meat man... they're too good!
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The Crystal Head hit hard.
I was typing like my life depended on it.
I was being too lovey dovey.
I shipped myself with Mami.(That part isn't bad at all.)
Woke up upside down on my bed.
Headphones were still attached to me .What I think I did is yanked it out with force.
Still in the zone.
Auto Zone.
>MFW
waking up at 1:30 pm is pretty bad
wat
Still in time to celebrate
kagami claimed!!!
anything but my rattle
roll :o
what
lewd
I'll be waiting then, have a good sleep!
Lewd
Same reaction....
That's lewd....
alright well im bored. not talking to anyone so im gonna hop off for now. ill be on later.
byee~~
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See ya later~
Hmmmmm bacon and honey sound good right now
Nah
>i use /gif/ and /h/ for a vast majority of my porn use
I should frequent other boards more. Right now I only go Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>my shit isnt vanilla. i like choking, some gore, violent shit, fake rape
In my time I've tried this and that, but almost everything you mentioned didn't really give me a kick. Bondage in particular was fucking boring. I'm not sure if that means it wasn't extreme enough for me.
I memorise pictures over time as well, I know all the ones I made myself but since my collection grows pretty fast I lose track easily. Having 2 folders makes things easier for me
Don't do drugs
How's your head?
w-what?!?! b-but how is it lewd???
oh!!! hi chen!!!! happy fourth!
how's the music listening going??
what i like is indeed more extreme than bondage. i frequent Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /gif/, /h/, /r9k/, /e/, and /r/.
im getting off now, if you on later we can talk more about it later
It sure is! And guess what, it will be the 5th of July tomorrow, and the 12th next week.
Also multiple claiming is still cancer.
What's dredd?
>homuroru of apathy
Claiming, how's everyone doing?
Amatsu, guess what, I found my shitty spare laptop that I had completely forgotten about.
>Yui
No need to be glum about a holiday, you're acting like the people that complain about Valentine's Day :c
And I'm just shitposting :o
You're lewd
One of the best action movies in the last decade and a reminder that box office audiences are terrible.
>what i like is indeed more extreme than bondage.
I can tell I'm gonna like you
>/r9k/
Never wandered in there, heard it's a cesspool of degeneracy and self-pity
>if you on later we can talk more about it later
I'm always here
>Must. Resist. The. American. Way.
N-no! Maple syrup beats them all
You tell me :^)
It wasn't drugs, it was vodka. (Maybe it was laced with some, I hope not.)
Feeling great!
I guess it doesn't have the effects on me.
You?
That's too lewd.
But anyhow happy Fourth!
Doing great, but last night though..
You?
Right now I'm listening to Tricky - Maxinquaye , how was your sleep, by the way?
>checked
Go to hard with that crystal head?
Ah, Fuhrer!
Sorry I missed you.
alright sweet, talk to you then
Forgot pic
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>checked
>It wasn't drugs, it was vodka
Some people metabolise effeicently and break down alcohol faster, preventing hangovers. I am one of these and maybe you as well
>You?
I'm doing alright. We did good in Overwatch today and Blake deliver some god-tier neko lewds
I'll be eating fondue with the family later so I'll be off the next 3 hours or so
Have a good 4th of Juli
The American way is the #1 way!
Will still take that pic of the American dream! Maybe in an hour or so
i...uhm, really don't know!!!!
i guess trips confirms....but i dunno how!!
happy july 4th to you too!!! what've you been up to?? and how was the skull vodka??
oooohhhhh, another band i've never heard of....time to listen to them!!!
my sleep was good, i slept in late today though, did you ever get back to sleep??
Objectively not, but I'll give you this one since it''s your national holiday
I don't wanna be a fatty tho :^)
An we get to have poutine!
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You better or you're a GOD DAMN COMMIE!
It's his dick
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Thanks :3
That's muricans. Americans are healthy, strong children of America
NEVER A COMMIE
lewd
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You know
Fair point, but poutine
>hugs
>Dredd unavailable for stream
Netflix is a waste of money.
Good, because no one should ever have to live as a commie. What are you doing on this fine Freedom Day?
I got half way and lost it....
I didn't do anything physically, but what I typed though... That's something...
You were there.
Ay.
Probably so, people talk about how bad hangovers are but I'm just there like,"What?".
From your opinion how's that game?
Who's Blake?
It just is....
Only got half way, it tasted nice!
Woke up around ten feeling good.
We're about to have a party here before going to my cousin's house.
How about yourself?
How's everyone doing?
If it makes you feel better I don't really remember anything you typed. That does suck though, I've never gotten that drunk..only drunk to the point where I threw it all back up into a toilet.
Wait what, it's on Netflix here.
>movie available in DK but not US
Well that's a first.
Happy Fourth!
And Happy Fourth to you!
I'm all good! You?
A lot of your youtube posts here are the same way oddly.
Hello other yuuko and thank you.
This is a joyous day for every nation. You should enjoy it with us.
Thanks
Im doing well watching future diary and sitting in the AC.
Just being all free and shit.
i-i guess deny it now....
i don't though!!!
oh!!! how much is a half of a skull?? sounds like you had a good time!! lol
im not sure what im gonna do yet! i got a few things planned...we'll see lol