Eternal /got/ general

>Be Benjen Stark
>know for months that Lyanna is meeting Rhaegar in secret
>be the only one that knows
>mfw that fateful night
>See Lyanna with bags packed ready to leave for the night
>mfw see Wylis try to stop Lyanna
>Wylis: "I'm sorry, but I can't let you go, My Lady, I have to tell Lord Stark"
>Dayne about to unsheate his sword
>Rhaegar looks at Dayne "No, friend"
>"Wylis, I have heard great stories of you, giant's blood rings true"
>"P-prince Rhaegar.. I'm sorry, but I can't let you go"
>Lyanna "I'll be okay Wylis, this decision is my own, I can't marry Robert, I don't want to"
>mfw Wylis stands his ground
>mfw hit Wyllis in the head with the back of my sword
>mfw be the only person who could have stopped Robert's rebellion
>ayy lmao
>"Ben... I'm sorry tell them-"
>"I've always known, Lya, be quick now... write to me"
>mfw join the black
>mfw get letters from Lyanna saying that shes ok
>Mfw get letter that shes having a boy, named after Jon Connington
>mfw she explicitely tells me to give this letter, Rhaegar and Lyanna's will to Jon when he's of age
>mfw hands is cold

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Best female

can someone post the smirkfu saying "black like my soul" gif

PRESTON

Also what's wrong with Linda?

first for jon has a small pecker

first for *farts*

There is something really bothering me about this season, apart from all the common shenanigans our friend D&D pull to ruin the story even more.

The things is: Why the FUCK everybody is swearing right now?

"Fuck fate"

"Fuck the gods"

"Fuck kneeling"

Different characters, from different cultures, in different situations, are all not only providing unecessary swearing at the same time, but also
simply acting like edgy retards who want to show how they don't care about things that were stabilished before in the minds of the people of this world.

Swearing is the easiest way to portray their feelings, I get it. But it just doesn't make any fucking sense.

Many people on the show are characters that, until now, rarely used those expressions.

The actually tried to put effect on their words with veiled threats, expressions with multiple meanings, inspiring speeches and references.

It was a great moment when The Hound said "Fuck the King", because we saw all that happened to lead to that point. Two seasons of Joffrey being an insufferable asshole, and we knew that Sandor Clegane didn't liked fire, didn't believed in oaths or chivalry.

He reached the boiling point and then gave up on King's Landing and the Lannisters. It was a good scene.

But now.. Fuck, now everyone is just saying "fuck this" and "fuck that". At the same fucking time.

They don't try to make sense anymore, they don't try to express their ideas or feelings with words.

They just fucking swear.. As if they all had some qt Lyanna on their minds whispering "Swear to me" all the fucking time.

Where is the Cleganebowl hype? It's actually happening.

>it's a "not enough people paid attention to my greentext so I'll repost it as the OP of the next general" thread

Biggest cunt on the show

>mfw my father and brother died because of me

FULL SPOILERS W H E R E

Even Jaime is hyped

Where is he?

Have to appeal to edgy millennials somehow who like to use their phones a lot.

Don't talk shit about my waif-u

basically

>Get resurrected
>Show no signs of change or consequence, just become a bit moody

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So who will win cleganebowl?

That graph will not be accurate 1 month from now.

at least he mentioned /got/ general properly, that's better than average

He was also cold

beric didn't change either, he just lost some memories which we can't really tell if jon did yet

Faithful animated adaptation of ASOIAF when?

Ciao a tutti !!!
Will we ever see the >Promise me, Ned! scene?

People are too busy talking about how GoT is pretty much Bleach now

CLEGENEBOWEL ?!?!?!??!

farts

Promise me, Ned

Needs control for onseasn/offseason

The three eyed crow/raven is the one with the true claim on the iron throne as the oldest living targareyn

clegane

He wasn't even vengeful and edgy like Catelyn. I thought they would at least remove the pussy side of him

pleasea respond

>Not a single "My wife's son" joke regarding Sam since the episode aired

DISA-FUCKING-POINTED IN THE LOT OF YOU

>resurrected
>not a zombie
>no loss of brain matter or any other decay of body parts
wasn't cersei literally talking about how fast a corpse decays in that very episode?

sandor defeats robert with fire but dies of his wounds

the only person who has changed after being brought back is cat, and she was dead for days before being brought back, so that's a completely different scenario

beric lost some memories, but he has been resurrected 7 times

Promise me, Ned.

Never. HBO owns all rights and I don't see them making another series about ASOIAF once this is done.

...

>we looked for you on the Trident
Fucking shit my pants m8s, been waiting for this exchange

>Naw, now it sends
Can someone please explain what he meant by this?

There has been.

Cleganebowl confirmed. Who /hype/ here?

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Reminder that Jon sent the traitors to nothingness cause he knows there's no real afterlife

there was

your late

I AM THE STORM, BRODAH!

Dont talk to me or my wifes son EVER AGAIN


Why is this fat fuck still in the show.

Not nearly enough The Heart.

MOAR

there literally was a /got/ general: wife's son edition

you really have a thing for manjaws

Gotta swear, gotta have deaths, gotta have titties. Casual appeal.

Gotta make sure those reactions on Youtube keep coming! Cant have too much boring talk!

It's black like my heart you pesant

Was waiting for his text to go thru

Promise me, Ned

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FUCK THE FARTS

>literally cucked by the father of his gf

Only buttmad bookfags with their non-canon source really.

Stay mad.

and ppl wonder why hairjob is my fetish.

i was really hoping jon would do a repeat of what he did in the books in the 'fetch me a block' scene

i think that would have been a nice call back and would show he is a bit more hardcore now that he's been resurrected.

they've been doing that since the first season though. They even turned Qhorin Halfhand into yet another nihilistic, cynical oaf calling people "goatfuckers" all the time

desu based bobby b would've wrecked Dayne's boypussy harder than valeryan steel

Promise me, Ned

I still do

>tfw you're executed for the crime of murdering the guy who's executing you

being thorne is suffering

So has Rickon allied with the Umbers to infiltrate Ramsay's butthole?

>that's the Sword of the Morning, Arthur Dayne
>starts dual-wielding like this

For fucks sake

Jaime riverlands arc when?

BROTHERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Had a busy few says and only just been able to watch it

So can we agree that it was a 10/10 episode taking away the boring Danny and Tryon scenes >inb4 sword fight autism

I want to bully her!

Shut up, it was epic

So Sam and Gilly are going to take a huge journey to the north east corner of the reach to get to hoem hill and hell teleport down to oldtowm and magically learn to be a master and help jon in the remaining season of 7 episodes + 13 remaining episodes?

Promise me, Ned

To be honest, every time he comes on screen I think of this board. He looks like how I envision all of you and he acts like the cuck meme.

It's so sad that he burns precious time when there's ~8 storylines to resolve. His story isn't as important as Ramsay fighting to maintain the North or the Lannister's implosion.

The other posts weren't me 2bh.

alri

Promise me Ned

Seems like Ned wasn't as honorable as we thought.

N+L=J is happening, lads.

Reminder that Rickon and Osha know Winterfell better than those Karstark or Bolton fucking shits ever will.

2 GOOD MEN

I enjoyed it. Best of the season, at least.

Just decapitated his wolf for the ruse

What did you think of the farting? was it comedy gold?

the whole fight and the dual wielding stuff was retarded, but the choreography was pretty good tBh. the guy playing dayne, or his stunt martial arts guy, handled those swords pretty well

But it's not just that they're swearing, it's the how and why.

WHY ARE 99% OF THE SHOTS FUCKING DARK??? YOU HAVE TO SQUINT HARD TO MAKE OUT ANYTHING

>"Fucking promise me, Ned!"
>"Fuck promises"

>tfw have to raise your wife's son who is your brother-in-law

Except there's nothing more honourable than helping satisfy your sister

Since when were you under the assumption that it was his wolf?

Hear me a second guys.

Don't you believe it would have been way more real and epic (xD) if single-sword Dayne stayed in a circle of 6 men and *wait for it xD* EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM WAITED FOR THEIR TURN TO ATTACK HIM LIKE SOME RPG xD

Tell me your opinion.

this show doesn´t need more incest user

Davos swearing is fucking gold

what should i promise to her?

Promise me, Ned

can someone explain to me the purpose of dual wielding?

i'm serious, you can't attack twice as fast. you can hit with both swords at the same time, but surelly than won't help.

i'm not a master swordsman myself, but i think a shield would be much more practical

is she still active?