Anybody from the London want to make the easiest £10 of your life?

Anybody from the London want to make the easiest £10 of your life?

go on then

Me, me

yes

Introduce me to a crack whore. That's all you have to do.

you want a crackwhore, no problem

>Introduce me to a crack whore

Ok can we meet up?

If you're just going to give me her number I win't send the money up front because there's no guarantee. I'll have to transfer or drop it through your letter box afterwards.

>want to make the easiest £10 of your life?
This week, on "phrases you should absolutely run from"

You're retarded. How does that have any negative affect on you?

>drop it through your letter box afterwards

You guys are useless.

>How does that have any negative affect on you?
>Introduce me to a crack whore
guess again

I get that you specified it, but would whores who aren't on crack qualify? Don't get me wrong, I can definitely addict one to crack, but I am fresh out of pre-crack addicted whores.

Guys can i come pls im bored

pls stop, i cant stop laughing

Ok OP. But you pay me when we meet up.

Haha stop trying to wind me up, you know it doesn't matter. I specified crack whore to give an idea of the scanky low price woman I was after.

If I just said I need to pay for sex I would get amillion stupid replies telling me to go to a brothel, or call an escort agency.

Helo am crack hoe 10 euroZ plz

Thats fine. I'll even iron the note.

...

how do we proceed?

Are you trolling me? I really don't want my day off fucked up just for you to have a giggle.

What's your email address?

just email me to continue so it's private
[email protected]

Ok.

No no no no.. non of that private shit here.. this is not your fucking.. we can't all expect to barge in here, find a crack whore supplier and continue in private.. keep it out in the open.. share!

I could ask the same thing... Give me your email adress. I'll send you my info if you can prove me that you live in London.

Just begging for a soliloquy.

wow fuck you you're not me

Someone replied with an email address as you, and I've emailed them. So you're the original user?

This is why we need fucking tags man.

go to a brothel, or call an escort agency

Thanks

no prob user

So are tou serious or what?

alright I'll raise it to £20

Kek

raising it to £50
come on guise