Tell me the best way to kill her, b!

tell me the best way to kill her, b!

as i told you previously, i caught her fingering herself while i wasn't at home. she still thinks i have not seen it.

she has just cheated me on someone, because if she was horny, why finger and not ask her bf (me) to fuck her?
one user gave me advise to kill her.
i am going to do it.
but i am afraid of police and being caught.
i want to do it as clean as possible.

have you any ideas?
she has just fell asleep.
tell me the cleanest versions.

more pics

fuck her and give us vid to ruin her life. spread nudes. make her kill herself.

I mean that doesn't sound bad

shoot yourself in the head with a gun. She'll die from a broken heart.

she will never ever hear about Sup Forums.
another version

I think you have fucking autism

are you retarded?

Ok so first, you want to buy lots of rope. Then, take said rope and make a noose and kill yourself for being such a silly goose.

don't kill her humiliate her. it's a slow death. Cum on face. post pics or webm. Sup Forums will do the rest.

Why not just ask her OP?

I think you should kill yourself first.

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why so rude?
i have already taken some photos of her masturbating (original photo is taken after seconds as she stopped fingering and smiled to me trying not to get caught)
she thinks i don't know
but i know.

Please go to sleep Bobby, it's way past your bed time.

post 'em

post

You're a huge faggot. This is an all time new level of faggotry. Just hang yourself and do the gene pool a favor.

is that fbi screenshot real?
because if he really told fbi about me, i will be caught

buy a gun from local thug
kill yourself

no it's pasta

Considering hes searching fireworks, yes its updated and real

Definitely pasta

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Everybody masturbates except some who are mentally ill.

OP must be a foreigner or autist or Sand Nigger.

pretty old pasta

Have you ever considered that she was masturbating because you weren't there, and she got horny? Women sometimes need to rub one out right now, not later, too, OP.

Samefag or both equally dumb

she might finger herself because you're a faggot with a micro dick

if this is real please kill yourself OP, you are directly threatening the health and life of an innocent human being, you do not deserve to live.

Happy 4th of july

>calls another user dumb
>doesn't explain why
>has no argument
>just shitposting

kill yourself

well, i will not kill her anymore

you've never masturbated while in a relationship?

>tiles
not a newfag but still kek for the reference

Good job user

>fbi screenshot
>completely different than pasta one
>even has fireworks searches obviously pointing to 4th of july.
>not pasta fbi tip

she definetely cheated on me
she definetely fingered thinking about other guy
because if she was thinking about me, why wouldn't she ask me to fuck her?

i hate cheaters

OP you're a faggot. She wouldn't kill you if you cheated on her (which, face it, you would, you faggotty cuck).
Also consider your laughable justification for killing her- "she was masterbating, which guarentees she's cheating, right? "

you didn't answer the question

Obviously she must have been thinking about you, the only sure fire way to make sure it doesn't happen again is to kill yourself.

not only that he hasn't post any pics

I'm calling it. OP is a faggot!

anyways we need a time stamp

Spotted Jeremy paxman

With draino of course.

She sounds like a cheating whore OP. Where do you two live? Telling us will make it much easier to help you plan it out.

i have never jerked off while in a relationship
because everytime i got horny, i asked her.

Git gud. Obviously you aren't gud enough to even make her want you over her fingers.

Are you retarded?
Women doesn't just masturbate because they're horny.
Boredom is a huge thing, I usually figure if I'm home alone and have nothing better to do why not?

Seriously, get some self confidence. That was the worst justification I ever heard of someone cheating. You seem to be the overly jealous type OP. Get rid of that mentality or she'll leave you instead of cheat on you. Women don't like faggots man up.

ok ok i will not post fingering pics anymore
you are right
one shouldn't be killed even she is cheater

That is beyond fucked up for just cheating. Even though cheating is terrible, she doesn't deserve to have a fucked up life because of it.

then you are an outlier. my gf masturbates all the time. it's part of having a healthy sexuality.

if she cheated on you, just drop her like anyone else in the world would. why waste any more energy on her u fagget

moralfags

Why didnt you just fuck her when you caught her fingering OP?

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>le Sup Forums when it was good meme

summr pls go

Wow Op edgy as fuck

i acted like i didn't see her
i coughed loudly until i entered the room
to make her aware of i was back at home
so she rapidly stopped it and sat on the sofa (she had been lying before)
and when i entered the room she just smiled and i just took a photo and told her that i fell in love with that smile.
she thought she wasn't caught

If you're so upset over this then send her to my house and I'll give her a real man. She'll never want to finger herself anymore because she'll be begging me for sex. So I'll help you put an end to her masturbation.

You do realize that women masturbate too, right?

Why didn't you just went up straight to her and fucked her. Your behaviour is making me cringe

but she could call me and ask me
and i would be with her in minutes
why prefer masturbation when you can have sex?

Have you ever tried asking her about it or talking it out with her like a normal person instead of making assumptions?

This is stupid. Stop posting threads. Pic related.

Sometimes self love is preferable.
She knows her body better than you could ever hope to, and maybe she just wanted to get the job done because she was home alone.

Yeah why not ask the person instead of asking strangers????? duh

>my girl has just waked.
>don;t kill the thread
>i will be back in 5 minutes
>i am going to calmly talk her about it.

OP seems to be 15 years old.

Cuz you suck at fucking?

Just dump her and move along like an actual normal person.

Now we wait

Actual photo of OP

that's fucking hot

OP, control freak much? She's not your fucking property you cunt waffle

Seek help for your huge insecurities dude

hey b
i kissed her on her neck
and asked her how she felt
she said "why do you ask?"
and i told her that i saw she was masturbating and
told her that i had been nervous about it and thinking she had bad times
i asked her if she had any problems

she said no
then i asked her if she was upset about me
and then she told me that she was a bit upset
when i asked her the reason she told me that
she had been thinking about mine and her best friend's relationship
she said she had been thinking that we here cheating on her

i said why the hell do you think that
and she told me that she has not noticed anything from me
but had noticed sympathy to me from her best friend
she honestly told me that she was confident and trusted me
but was afraid that her best friend would tease me and make me innocently cheat on my gf
i told her i dont give a fuck about that girl and my gf is the only one i have ever loved
she became happy and euphoric

is making tea for two at this moment
hehehehehe

When you know your girlfriend is pleasuring herself in the next room, you run in there dick in hand, it's the #1 rule

snitch

PLS NO

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Maybe she was masturbating because you are a faggot while having sex

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Start by getting a gun. Short shotgun or handgun would be best. Make sure you have the right ammunition, load it, then cock it and put the barrel in your mouth pointing up and backwards. Pull the trigger.

there you
see what happens when for your relationship when you communicate
now give her the best sex and or cunilingus she has ever had

>now give her the best sex and or cunilingus she has ever had
Eat her out till she collapses and she's yours forever, user.

yeeeah
i love my girl

reported to local police
I have your IP address

Bait

You heard of psychopaths faggot. If not look in the mirror.
Fuck you OP think you're fucking edgy posting shit like this.
Supreme cock sucking, gaping asshole, rectal prolapse faggot.
Hope you die slowly

Jesus Christ you are jumping to conclusions.

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she accidentally saw her photo here and asked me what was up with her photo
getting almost caught, i told her there's board where the pics of the most beautiful girls are posted.
becoming extremely stunned, she kissed me on my lips

Pls no

Please can someone who knows the girl's twitter or facebook account send a screenshot of this thread.

Kill yourself faggot

>replying to an obvious troll
>being this new

Fuck you cuntard

--triggered--
lurk more gullible faggot

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fuck your mom in her vaginal entrance

this

so much summer in here