Fuck it. Never made a thread, let alone greentext so go easy on me

Fuck it. Never made a thread, let alone greentext so go easy on me.

>be me
>not be you
>be 13
>absolute sperg, never had a girlfriend before
>never let people get too close, afraid I'll open up too much and they'll think I'm a weirdo.
>even keep family to a certain distance.
>one day, I decide rather than take the bus to school like usual, I'll walk.
>instantly regret, as 10 minutes into walk find myself in a shady neighborhood
>can't turn back, will be late for school
>walk at a brisk pace
>"hey you"
>ohshit.png
>voice is of a black person
>ohdoubleshit.jpg
>"hey, don't ignore me!"
>fuckin leg it like I have something to live for
>many negroes run after me
>make a split second decision that will change my fucking life
>all houses in this mainly black neighborhood are one story high, sort of like mud huts (what a coincidence)
> climb up onto one of the houses
>nigs are in hot pursuit, and begin to climb up too
>building adjacent has a fire escape (not a house so about 10 floors high)
>letsdothis.opisafag
>with a running start, jump about 15 feet and land, barely clinging for dear life
>niggers, surprisingly decide against the jump
>they return to gang raping a squirrel or some shit
>thinking if I learn parkour I will be more confident and get all the pussy
Cont?

Go faggot

continue

tell me more please

No

Keep going OP, I'll keep the thread alive for you.

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OP is a faggot who didn't type out his story beforehand. Fuck this.

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sauce?

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Op you niger hurry up with ur story...

>oh how wrong I fucking was
>be 15 now
>my original plan of reeling in the women went haywire
>am now a sperg with the ability to move different
>but it gave me a sense of purpose
>maybe the pussy part didn't work, but am definitely more confident
>not like it made a difference
>am now training in every second I'm not doing something else
>walking through school, see this girl handing out flyers
>too antisocial to go up and get one, pick one up off the ground
>a fucking Halloween party
>I thought this shit only happened in the movies
>decide it would be fun to go
>costumes mandatory, so nobody would know who I was if I did it right
>dad was an entertainer before he became a plumber
>always joke he should go to work in his mario outfit
>ask him for an outfit
>he says I can take one, but not to get it dirty
>look through his closet, and see a Spider-Man one
>no
>see a much better Batman one
>hell fucking yeah
>even do the black between the mask and eyes thanks to borrowed makeup off my sister
>arrive at party
>everyone has these shitty store-bought outfits
>slutty cats fucking everywhere
>spend some time sitting in a booth, then go out to smoke a joint
>see this bitch in a nurse outfit come out drunk as fuck
>she just collapse in the middle of the alleyway
>decide to bolt before she wakes
>then something happens
>something pops into my head
>"what if she get raped"
>can't let that happen
>as I pick her up, these dudes come out, supposedly following the girl
>they see me standing there, awkward as fuck, holding this passed out girl
>one says "dude, he's gonna rape her" to another one
>know immediately what's going to happen
>drop the girl and tic-tac up off the wall and grasp the opposite ledge
>gone in a matter of seconds
>hear them mutter "holy shit"
>feel like a fucking champion
cont?

No idea sorry

Don't continue. This sucks.

sticking to the end

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This seems awfully familiar. If it involves cops then this is plagiarism and you should kill yourself.

>be 15

Enjoy your ban OP

may as well keep going.

Is there even a point to this story?

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Fake and gay

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Blumpkin

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Keep goan m8. I'm lurking here for story.

moot here to save OPs thread.
Ask me anything.

Where do they get saved to?

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>next day in school see the girl who I 'helped' the night before
>massive fucking bruise on her head
>when I dropped her she fell right into the fucking concrete and got a concussion
>during lunch, see her ordering food
>fuck it, alpha mode engaged
>walk up to her, and ask "hey, that looks bad, what happened?"
>"oh, nothing"
>fucking shot down
>"must've hurt though, right?"
>"listen, I don't really want to talk, ok?"
>right there I wished I dropped her harder
>throughout the rest of the day hear rumors about everything other than me
>this girl had unprotected sex, this girl got roofied, this guy got stabbed
>yet nothing about me
>fell like a fucking loser
>go train to de-stress
>in my usual hotspot, I see these kids
>can't be older than 13
>they're just making out in an alleyway
>a fucking 13 year old gets more action than me
>go home more stressed than when I left
>browse Facebook for a while, and see the girl I dropped is online
>let's call her Chloe
>I man up again, and message saying sorry if what I said offended her
>she messages back, saying it was her fault, and that she shouldn't have acted like that
>the following conversation ensues
Me: so what did happen, exactly?
Her: I think I fell outside a party
Me: the Halloween party?
Her: yeah
Me: I was there!
Her: oh shit really? Who were you
>can't fucking tell her I was batman
Me: I was just a zombie
Her: oh cool anyway I got to go
me: okay, bye
>finally talked to a girl who didn't treat me like an autist
>slept like a baby that night
>next day I see her in school and decide to strike up a convo
Cont?

Cont away glorious faggot.

>Cont?

Don''t stop typing faggot, im too deep now

Le autist talks to girl and stops being so autistic.
The fucking end.

continue.

shut up faggot, OC greentext is OC greentext

cont pls buddy :^)

bump

Keep going nigga

If OP doesn't continue soon this thread will become spiderman

I feel like OP's gonna let me down at the end of this story and i'm gonna be really mad.

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Go on

hurry up op

It's not OC.

Burden of proof is on you. Provide sufficient evidence this isnt OC

No cops

>convo goes perfectly, and eventually we become friends
>however, she has days where she becomes a total bitch, and at first I chalked it up to PMSing but they were happening every other fucking day
>eventually ask her out for coffee
>she doesn't think of this as a date, more like just coffee
>this'll be my first real date, and I don't know what to wear, just wear a hoodie
>when I show up, she has our coffee already ordered
>oh shit am I late
>yes
>I walk in and sit down
>everything goes well
>as we are walking home however, she gets a phone call and steps into an alley
>I stand outside and take a smoke
>after about ten minutes I hear a scuffle
>I look down and see this dude with his hand over her mouth, whispering to her
>she sees me, and begins to scream
>I fucking leg it
>it is now 3 months later and she told everyone I bailed while she got mugged
>I think I might kill myself Sup Forums

nice 69

Oh My Fuck. That's it?

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OP failed to deliver, this is now a spiderman thread

kys, get out. You're pathetic.

>>be 15 now
Leave. I don't even want to finish this shit

So you're still 15?

Ouch. sucks to be you right now, but you need to think to yourself that in 5 years this will all be behind you. Once its behind you the only thing making it real is you thinking about it, breathing life into it.

(still beta as fuck doe. but i can relate, sounds like something i might do)

should'nt have bailed pussy faggot

fake

>see a random dude that might hurt your friend
>runs away.
You must be a nigger.

i don't want OP to kill himself
I want him to live with the cringe for the rest of his days
forever a sperg

wait... i kept this alive for this...
Fuck you James

Ways this story ends
>everyone walks the dinosaur
>speigetti fucking everywhere
>op is a lying faggot

You shoulda just run up and done a flip, mugger would've shit himself

Wow you shouldve at least ended with walk the dinosaur or something. This ending was just as terrible

you cant kill yourself. thats against the law.

or bel air

Nigga do you live in compton? Why can't you walk anywhere without a criminal fucking with you.

That moment you realize a chick has a dick bigger than yours.

kill yourself right now on the spot

Is that it

Well done, OP. Most of us would have done the same.

That thing is a home wrecker

Sauce?

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Found it on Sup Forums

Dude she was trying to mug you, that was a set up. She faked that with some guy.

would genuinely kill for a chance to use her as my toy

the fuck is this from?

Sorry, hand are shaking and i just fucking had a mini breakdown

>im running home like a beta cuck
>my phone starts buzzing
>a text
>its chloe
>she still has her phone
>wut.iso
>the text reads "i hate you"
>she send i hate you three times in the space of around 5 minutes

In all seriousness OP, don't kill yourself, you'll get over it

>each time my phone goes i have a miniature anxiety attack
>i then realise why the fuck would she still have her phone if she got mugged?
>pls god no.package
>i get a call later on from her, she's sobbing her eyes out
>all she says is "i fucking hate you"
>i ask what happened and she breaks down and screams
>"what the fuck do you think happed? asshole"

tl;dr OP gets an opportunity to become a hero and blows it

>"he fucking raped me, twice"
>i freeze for a good minute until i hear her start sobbing down the phone again
>all i can do is join her in sobbing
>all she says is "i fucking hate you"
>all i say is "im sorry, im so sorry"