Everybody hates us

>everybody hates us
>still going to win the Euro
>country with older borders
>white
>comfy 10/10 weather
>10/10 food
>10/10 beaches
tell me again why are you fags so mad?

i like nandos

A comunidade lusófona do mundo inteiro apóia PORTUGAL

>white

>MFW I'm Portuguese and hate going to the beach
I feel like I'm missing out on one of the few good things we have to offer.
Our food is indeed god tier, though. The only better food in the world is Italy's.

>>white

Let's not get carried away here

t. Alberto Barbosa

>white

I only hate youngsters in here pretending to care more about the Portuguese NT rather than the country that fed and raised them, just because their great uncle comes from Portugal.

I like your country though, lisboa was kinda me but fatima and Nazareth were cool

Post pic

ESTAMOS NA FINAL CARALHO

Age of empires is a difamation and a product of jealousy because of OP's list.

We hate Lisboa too.

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>>white

>>white
Nah, but I like Portugal.

You have a nice country, a bit too poor for my taste but indeed 10/10 beaches and food. Also very pretty cities.
The NT is just so unlikeable. Only Belgiums is worse, and they all look like rapists.

2bh I'm fine with Portugal. I'd rather vacation there than in more other Euro countries. And the food is good.
But the butthurt on Sup Forumsee is annoying as fuck.

Don't feel bad. I live by the Mediterranean and I fucking hate the beach too. Better go inland, away from the tourist scum.

>tfw Portugal 2016 is basically Greece 2004
Your coach was a coach in greece for like 10 years
he coached our national team similarily to how rehangel (who won the Euro 2004) coached it

And now he's doing the exact same thing with portugal

ok sir whiteness

>Tfw portuguese in Netherland

Wish I was partying there desu

>white

>PORTUGAL
>WHITE

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
VERY FUNNY

Remember when Ronaldo cried because all Iceland did was park the bus against them? Wonder if he'll moan about his team mates doing the same after tonight

I really don't hate you, but it's kinda sad you reached finals with a pretty average team, and that team in 2004 and 2008 didn't win it.

>that smug face
the face of someone who's just booked a place in the Euro finals

Meh, just retards beeping outside.

I have software to write. And qt girls/boys to bang

Actually, according to CIA, more caucasians per capita than Germany in 2014/15.

git gud

>France and Germany
The 2 teams that usually win against us no problem.

Is that a Portuguese restaurant? I had a friend that worked in one of Londons.

You are a kinda our retarded little brother and cr7 is unbearable to me but fuck it, so fucking proud of you bros!!!!!

congrats bros.
Don't fuck up in the finals please, you are representing all the iberian race now.

Ever heard of noise cancelling headphones, user?

>white

I don't like em cause I can ere me heartbeat

I enjoy going once in a while.Sun is good for your health, in the right amounts of course.

I kinda like Portugal but I hate your diaspora, they're fucking Gypsy tier

>only better food in the world is Italy's

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

LOL!!!!!

bitch the Asians, Mexicans and Greeks would like to have a word.

>Portuguese cuisine

UNHEARD OF.

Urgh.
We're cousins. Not brothers.

We couldn't be more different.

You made Brazil

This, what the fick is Portuguese food? I imagine it's just rip offs of Spanish and Brazilian

>bitch the Asians, Mexicans and Greeks would like to have a word.
those are all terrible

unknown != bad, portuguese cuisine is great (especially the pastries)

>amerifag
>in charge of rating food

>American cultural history

UNHEARD OF.

I don't mind. I was just saying I barely care for celebrating and am just waiting for my qt brit bf that looks like a cuter maisie williams to arrive drunk so I can bully him into wearing a skirt for me.

Stop posting

I want Sup Forums to leave
I can't be the only one

how can portuguese food be a rip off of spanish and br food when it came first

why are you so salty, uk?

I like you guys. The fact that you cause Sup Forums to shit themselves is more than enough for me. You getting this Euro, TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>10/10 food

>being this ignorant

Because we are darker overall, they think of us as some turks they can compare to and feel better than. We have a good character and we are a welcoming people, we always prefer not to engage in confrontation, all this makes you an easier target for their rage against their masters/invaders/enemies.

>he doesn't know who taught the asians too cook half their dishes

how do you manage to be so dumb?

Funny thing i live really near the Border and i have a lot of spanish friends (from the galicia part)
In Euro 2008 i was with full heart proud of spain... Until you won the World cup and all my friends only started trashtalking to a point i can no longer stand for you :\

Post Portuguese food pls because I literally don't think it exists

The usual trash is already beeping and using fireworks, the rest is just happy. We've won nothing so far.

If I was in the Nederlands on the other hand I would be acting as a cunt to these sissy pussies from the country in europe that probably hates us the most.

Just go bang some dutch and wear a portuguese card or shit, man. fuck them.

cus mcmenstruation is best

post pics of you two

White nations shall remain KEKED

We're still waiting for examples of Portuguese food

The last flag was goat desu familia

Cheeky Nandos m8

>everybody hates us
>still going to win the Euro

yea because you are one of the 11 player on the team

this winning a game in 90mins isnt as exciting desu

that's the face of a man that outsmarted the pope at his own game

Pls post his boypucci user.

to be honest mate you should try these they are fucking amazing

>the country in europe that probably hates us the most.

You got that right, have fun losing to Germany.

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>White

I wanted you to win the second we got knocked out. I always root for my boy Ronaldo. GL

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ANYONE SERVED?

>first fix your politics shit gaylord

Lets all ignore the fact that most people trying to insult Portugal are from teams that are no longer in the tournament as they were BTFO

Portugal literally taught China and Japan how to cook food.

Portuguese food is GOAT, especially bacalhau.

We already did for a lot of time in history

filename.
my sides transcended

eu caralho

We made it to the finals.
Who fucking cares what people think?

LMAO

Wow, you really are uncultured. Portuguese food is nothing like spanish nor brazilian. Go eat a Pastel de Belém, you pleb.

That shit tastes like heaven

Already happened.

Not the asians, don't sound like americans, Asia is a huge and diverse fucking place.

But yeah, Japanese food has a lot of Portuguese influence, tempura being the most recognizable dish.
We also brought a lot of new ingredients to places like India, Thailand and Indonesia.

Anyway, Portuguese cuisine has the perfect blend of both mediterranean, african and asian influences (oh and must never forget jewish alheiras!)

The chances of his face being perma-posted on trap/soc threads is a little too high for me.

Prepare anuses and make teardrop tattoos like that gypsy thug quarezma

Germany will rape Pootugal at least 7-1

Passo, mas agora uma Francesinha caía que era um mimo.

>atlantic ocean
>the best thing portugal has to offer

That's pretty pathetic

anyone have a webm of the ballboy photobombing the portugal team photo?

Usual british ignorance

kek

Not even bantz, but can you provide me an example of British cuisine? I legit can't think of anything.

>Pastel de Belem
>Google search
>It's a fucking shop

Portuguese cuisine = bricks and mortar

We will avenge our spawn with a lesson in PKs.

Já ia, ainda no sábado comi umas duas malgas.

I appreciate that you're complimenting Portugal (in a way) but Spain has always been and will forever be inferior, you couldn't even defend yourselves from the Moorish invasions properly.

The joke here is that Spain will forever be seen as the high maintenance retarded cousin who relentlessly needs to be shown approval and affection by Portugal, otherwise it will go batshit and who knows what will happen.

>Germany will rape Pootugal at least 7-1
>Pootugal
More like Wales actually

Stop stalling nigger, post examples

>white.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Portugal CARALHO!!!!
Conas gonna conate!!

Where? I have family in Delft, goat city btw