/balt + ausnz/

The future is now edition

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me

Sa olid see sama eestlane v?

Russia.

*walks in balt*

Post your military, lads

fuck leftists and commies

don't

Lithuania poopoo

Communism is the future for Lithuania

pee peeland

*Walks into /balt/*

Nothing can stop me

*goes into fighting position*

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Really needs more trannies here

Lähen aastavahetuseks alakate people. IRW ma olen seal ainus täisealine. Tatid lasid mul osta mingi 170 euri jagu alkoholi. Täna satub mõni alakas EMOsse vist xDD

I thought I will spend new year with friends, but it seems that it not gonna happen so I'm gonna do it with my family
shit
next year I'm gonna do my own party

are you a gay or something

*fights*

i'll stop you

postita tisse

Try me

*blocks everything*

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TAKING A SHIT HAS NEVER BEEN SO PAINFUL

nothin personnel kid

*pew pew*

>tfw to inteligent too for al this sylliness

Who /trans/ and proud here?

stop doing anal with Jamal

>mfw there are actually people saving cuck material

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>trans
>in Lithuania
dafuq

misse kilu süodavat mandariini kah maksab?

your shitposts are getting really stale and predictable you know

Nah I stopped eating rye bread

>tfw this show was full of danes and norwegians no swedes

Kinda happy desu since usually it's my nation that brings the shame shit

Reminder that a real balt has a picture of Stalin and salutes him every day.

first aus post and also the last xd

not me

>mfw there are actual people saving pictures of men
>it's a Swede

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He needs you're help

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His whole country needs help

Us communists need to spread communism everywhere in the world

fuck that loser

Russia, explain the haircuts

youtu.be/XZOGf9ucbJ4

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Seize the means of production

heh
ok, which haircut should I get
My hair is longer than average now, but still not feminine, although the bydlos are getting angry at me already
Damn, one of the teachers said that she'll let me pass her exam without learning anything if I cut it

cut your head off that would be a good haircut on you

Seize the memes of reproduction

baltshits need to be replaced by Russians

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kūrva tu kada nors atispisi?

Hey guys will you go out and watch the fireworks or such? Do your local town or city have a festival or something during new years?

ba*ts = animals
Russians = superior aryans

>tfw big willy
feels good
howlongismyschlong.com/

primena jis man m*koto ir tą anime pydarą """prūsą"""

Yeah. Will be throwing these shits around

Nice also good thinkpad

>thinkpad
is that a t450?

T450s

tfw my dick is grower so when it is not erect it looks like a kids dick

>Lithuania in Soviet Union
>rapidly growing population and economy
>Lithuania in EU shrinking population and corruption

nice, very nice
how much did you pay for it?

>Soviet union
>no corruption

>>rapidly growing population
because it was practically impossible to emigrate
and now everybody can fuck off to some western country
also fuck off with your bullshit faggot

Why the FUCK did I wake up I was lucid dreaming

cuz ur a fag lol

You're still dreaming, wake up

Everyone in Soviet Union had a job now everyone is leaving to the west, a millionth person left Lithuania since gaining independence, soon there won't be Lithuania left

Did you fall asleep somewhere between 3-4?

it always looks like a kid's dick, sorry user
kek

>shits on Lithuanians in his previous posts
>suddenly Lithuanians matter to him

no my dick size is 16cm when erect

no later than that

Soviet Union is the only hope for white people

what did he mean by this?

who

>neighbors already drunk and shouting
new year's eve is amazing haha
thanks soviet union for promoting alcoholism for decades and poisoning this damned country

> 16cm
that's smol-average
Did you know that vagina becomes slightly longer when a woman is aroused and it's harder to penetrate her cervix
t. Chad who fucks a virgin uni girl every week

your dick is probably shorter than mine

No

yes

Based on the probability of statistics I would wager it is

No
I'm a high test Alpha

i know how you feel, user
every time i realize that i am dreaming i wake up

>having some shitty dream
>realize that i am dreaming
>instantly feel myself waking up
>try to stay asleep
>can't
>wake up
>look around
>realize that i am still sleeping
>still feel myself slowly waking up
>want to explore the dream before i am awake
>jump out of a 4th floor window
>look around
>see a hallway
>at the end of it there is a hooded figure
>get curious
>start running towards it
>as i am running down the hallway i can feel myself slowly waking up
>start running faster
>start feeling my body pressing against the bed
>getting closer to the figure
>start feeling my arms and legs
>the figure is literally 10 metres away from me
>wake up

high test Alpha doesn't talk like that and he would be at a party right now not on freaking Sup Forums

yours was much gayer than mine lol

>Eastern Block in Soviet Union
>Superpower feared by the west
>Eastern Block in EU
>Forced to take multiculturalism by EU (which is basically ruled by Germans, and since WW2 Germany is just a American puppet)

>and also the last
sorry lad but I'm afraid that title belongs to me

depends on what type of hair u have. Curly, straight, wavy...

it was just an example

>meet a hot girl
>we fall in love
>start kissing
>realize that i am dreaming
>wake up

either way rapefugees doesn't stay here they just run away to some western country

they do not get any benefits when they go to a country that they are not registered in
all of our refugees that left were forced to come back here

I am. When I was a school student one girl sucked me off and I came on her braces
My gf and friends are cooking food for us right now.
Just chilling out here, but in a few hours we'll start our party, will play "Spin the bottle" and similar games, use a lot of fireworks and after that we'll continue in my friend's countryside house
I think it's wavy

post pic for me

>some guy exposes American government spying on their citizens
>runs to Russia because he would get life imprisonment for exposing it in his home country
Americans are the good guys right? :^)