You have 10 seconds to explain to me why you're not playing League of Legends

You have 10 seconds to explain to me why you're not playing League of Legends.

I suck at it and my friend don't want to boost me.

Even if they did boost with you, you fall very quickly unless you only played with them - and they were all Faker.

It's shit

click to move is the worst way to control a single character.

As opposed to...?

He and his neighbor are low masters. I just want someone to play with me, it sucks playing alone.

wasd you swine

I dont like it

Because I'm on the toilet after a suspect kebab

It's not fun.
>inb4 implying it was ever fun.

Looks boring.

Riot is so sad. Ever since Overwatch has overtaken their shit game they have been spamming this board with "who do you main in league of legends!!! PLEASE PLAY OUR GAME STILL!!!"

Fuck off you shills, your game is shit and you deserve it. Maybe you should have listened to your customers and not shit all over em with chromas and other money grabbing tactics. And maybe you shouldn't have put shit off for literal years and years cause you were too lazy since you had no competition.


Fuck you

Got burnt out on it. Started playing it during the beta and watched the community go to shit after it went full. Getting called a random string of unrelated profanity by people who didn't speak English all the time also got old. (Kike nazi nigger jew bitch?)

Cus U can't deny that's DotA 2 is better.

Most league player always have their fingers on the QWER keys, also quite a few abilities require you to point your mouse in a certain direction for an ability to be cast where you want it.
Using WASD to move would be the equivalent to using a gamepad in CS:GO.

Because overwatch is better

Because I'm not a COMPLETE faggot.

I rage quit WoW.

No desire to play with other people ever again.

I only play single player.

I have a girlfriend. Who has sex with me.

It's repetitive garbage that only autists find fun

So you could, like, use 1234 instead of QWER? like FPSs have been doing for decades? And use the mouse to aim? Again, like FPSs? I fail to see the downsides here.

Because smite is a god tier moba

Good luck kiting while using WASD. There is a reason MOBA players click so damn much.

Because I'm on Sup Forums you faggot

Because switching direction quickly is totally not something that happens in games that use WASD for movement. It's just a totally foreign concept.

Using only the WASD keys how would you attack the enemy player? If you use you any of your WASD keys you'd cancel your auto-attack.
If you used your mouse, again, good luck trying to kite efficiently.

20 minute leaverblock is GAY, not waiting 20 minutes for gayness

so re-bind the keys. Jesus..

I've played this shitty mess since their beta. I could never play it for more than two weeks, Between those two weeks of playing time I had intervals of 5 to 7 months of not playing. I officially quit this crap in 2015 and I have to say seriously nothing has changed. The community was as toxic in '10 as it is right now. Don't waste your time on something that will only make you feel shitty and angry, Dont bother playing it. It's for the edgy 12 year olds who can't afford a real game to play so they'll just go along with the mainstream free crap that the game industry is shitting out

Because league is full of
-Toxic, needy leaders who don't care that these other 4 people are playing to have fun, they need to do EVERYTHING i say every phase of the game.
-People who are braindead retarded when it comes to playing these games, like a 4-23-2 taric support who only ults when there's no fighting happening at al.
and finally the reason why most people don't play league is because of the abundance of OP champions that cause the majority of other champs to be forgotten/left behind.
Once they actually nerf something in the game that was op, they usually nerf items and mini nerfs to champion's stats, when usually it's their moves/kits that are op.
IDK there's a lot of good reason not to be playing a game where every match is
>laning phase is 20 minutes, hitting creeps
>next phase is running around as a group waiting for people to get caught accomplishing almost nothing
>you're always with 7 retards and 3 people who actually know what they're doing, hating themselves for trying to play this shitty game.
Dunkey was right.

You can't. none of the top down mobas support keys for movement.

This isn't wow, even if you moved that qwer to 1234 it wouldn't be good to have WASD as movement in game where RTS movement is better.
Go play a moba and say that again.

League is like masturbation, fun the first couple times and then it gets routine. I still only play it cause routine. Also Hecarim for life.

AND LOOK STUPID WHEN THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY CAUSE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE SHIT LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN EVERYBODY BUT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND LOOK UGLY LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS TOO UGLY TO HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE WITH LOOKS AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS IS UGLY AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN THE POPULAR PEOPLE BUT IS UGLY AND THINK IS BETTER THEN EVERYBODY PLUS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE SHIT LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND LAME AND IS UGLY AND THERE IS ANOTHER PROOF THE POPULAR PEOPLE PROVED THAT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS IS LAME AND UGLY
CAUSE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND TRY TO BOTHER PEOPLE AND TRY TO RELY ON OTHER PEOPLE NOT TO KNOW THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS LIKE THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND HAS TO HURT THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS OUTNUMBER EVERYBODY SO YOU WONT MISS THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY THAT IS ON FACE BOOK OR TV AND THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSRS IS PATHATIC AND UGLY CAUSE SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND HAS TO HURT THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE AND THE POPULAR PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY CAUSE CANT BE BETTER THEN THEM AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS SMELL LIKE SHIT LIKE BEYONCE AND CANT BE BETTER THEN THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE AND THE POPULAR PEOPLE THE NOT LAME WAY AND THATS WHY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE
AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS ARE GOING TO LIE THAT DONT SMELL LIKE SHIT LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND LIE THAT THE GUYS AND WOMEN DONT REJECT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS AND T HE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP WHEN DONT TAKE A BATH AND IS UGLY AND THE GUYS AND WOMEN REJECT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS

because MOBAs suck and I'm not a self-hating faggot

Up until 3 months ago I had a gf that would suck me off while I played lol. Its nice not being a beta and being able to enjoy what I want.

Poor

Because its the worst of all options in a genre that is already unplayable with randoms. That said hon > dota2 > awesomenauts > all > lol

>ITT: Trolls that most likely play league

yup

dunkey had it figured out

i still play lol but i fucking hate every minute of it, just need to find a new game

Has some good porn though.

You seriously don't know what WASD is? Have you played anything other than LOL?

WASD is too binary. It cuts off a lot of maneuverability and forces you to adapt a less effective play style. Trust man, bro. I've been playing MOBA's for years.

But if you play LOL then you ARE beta. You only have a girlfriend because she's too ugly to get with Chad Thundercock, so she had to settle on a limpdick basement dweller.

1500 hours have soured me to this game

Alright bro, you're right. I just don't know shit about Mobas. But I think what the other guy meant was that he doesn't like LOL beause it forces you to click to move. You proved it's better for mobas, but it's still off-putting for traditional WASD players. Same reason I couldn't play Torchlight, click to move just didn't feel right for me.

I'm too busy celebrating the birth of the best country in the world.

Video games are for children. Go play with the other kids on Sup Forums.

because I have some taste in games

Because Ghostcrawler.

1776
Never forget.

Because it isn't an enjoyable game. Mobas don't interest me. Also the community needs so much chemo, john cena visits them weekly.

On Sup Forums

Because too many of the champions look childish as fuck and the game feels like it's geared towards 13 year olds.

Overwatch is an RNG based shooter. It has no real competitive scene and will die out in two years.

I can be drunk wherever I want.

Hits feel like they don't actually connect, click to control is a terrible way to manage a character, the community is a bunch of cock suckers, and moba games blow

I'm straight

But why would you willingly choose Sup Forums over a potentially social activity

But I am

Becauuse I'm not a normie faggot. It's past midnight and I have to go to work tomorrow.

I'm having a blast playing Heros of the Storm and Overwatch. No time for league of assholes.

Who the fuck bans Veigar?

why when random faggots on the internet can call me retarded right here on Sup Forums?

In bronze so everyone is scared of stacks

ffs, and people wonder why they're in bronze

Shut up sky

yes you can, im left handed, i use the numpad for my skills. 7,8,9,+ and 5123 to move the camera

i dont play MOBAs thats why

because i respect myself niggu

I don't like the whole "moba" genre of games.

I suck at it and I have no intention in playing games where the majority of matches will either have trolls, ragers, or toxicity grow rampant.
It's uncommon in LoL to find matches where both teams are about equal in skill and the match is a close one, where during the match no or little drama happens and after the match all can shake hands and part ways as opposed to the standard "GG noob team" or anything.

Only time I do play LoL nowadays - which is about once a month - is with friends on my team, much easier to communicate stuff that way and at least our side of the team has a lot less raging happening.