Put down the fucking porn and help me!

Put down the fucking porn and help me!

I can't seem to give a shit anymore. Nothing is funny right now. NOTHING!

And I am trying.

This is an I laugh you win opportunity (ILYW)

Make me laugh, you win. I'll send you some shit.

It'll be alright op

You are just bored. Try this:
>shit in jugs for 2 weeks
>save shit
>wait till night
>dump all accumulated shit onto neighbor's door step
>wait for morning
>neighbor wakes up to find mystery elephant sized pile of shit on door step
>from your window, take a picture of his face
>post result

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daddyloves me, thinks i'm a godsend, when i shake my little booty inmeemaw's depends! i shakeit to theleftand i shakeit to theright, daddyunzipsand i'mfilled with delighthe strutsupto me andgrabsmybooty, heslaps mein thefaceandcounts◻back◾fromthree▫! the timer'srun out and i feel a little poke, hepushesinto me with aslippery stroke, nine hard inchesgoinginto my bum, only tothinkthat hestartedwith histhumb, i'm notfully readyas hiswillingcock-tube, so hepumps a littleharderusing mybloodaslube, fill medaddyfill me daddyfill a littlemore, pump yourjuicesinside your littlebaby whore, oh no, look at that, i'vesoiledon the⬇⬇floor! please don't hit medaddy, i justwant yourlove, heanswersmypleadswith a viciouslittleshove, i hit myhead and all isee iswhite, i think mydaddy might bedonefor tonight

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So it's all a big, unfunny fat guy joke?
Lame.

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Welcome to life. Usually around the age of 19-22, people start losing the will to live. Since I don't know how old you are I cant be sure if you are in the normal age range.

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I got you fam

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Plz laugh op

I got you

can't flim flam the zim zam

Women's rights.

Did that at least give you a chuckle?

How have I not seen this one

don't be saad maan it will get better and if it doesn't there's always prostitute's

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What's red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.

/thread

dr deletus

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>lightspecter

thanks mane