Open letter to Björk:

Open letter to Björk:

The reason why you started wearing all these retarded masks everywhere and rarely give any interviews anymore is because you look old as fuck and you can't cope with it. You're not fooling anyone.

Sincerely yours,

user

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she wears the masks because they're cool and were designed by her best friend. i doubt bjork cares about aging.
she doesn't give that many interviews anymore because she literally has no fucks to give, but last year she gave one of her best interviews ever (the pitchfork one).

She does interviews all the time if you look for them. She was on Icelandic TV the other night, the mask is hardly covering her face so I really doubt it's about aging: ruv.is/frett/med-hofudid-inni-i-staersta-leiksvidi-heims

She might as well not be wearing one.

No she wears the masks because if she were to take them off it would be extremely painful

Bro, don't kid yourself. This isn't some deep form of artistic expression. She's trying her hardest to hide her face.

She's 51 now. Her looks are gone. She's a woman. Of course she cares.

TELL ME ABOUT BJÖRK
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?

bjork doesn't even get her brows done. i doubt she cares that she has a few wrinkles now.
i didn't say it was deep artistic expression, but it definitely has a lot to do with her vulnicura character.

Here's the most recent picture of Bjork, wow she's really trying hard to cover her face.

>Mask
>At least 10 lbs of makeup
Case in point.

>bjork doesn't even get her brows done.
Of course she does. Just compare her giant bushes when she was in Kukl/The Sugarcubes to now.

Granny bjork was naked in a recent music video. You know not of what you speak.

what does pointing this out accomplish user

People are going to look stupid when she doesn't wear any masks for her next album.

4yu?

Wow, she looks like a botched abortion.

Hideous.

I'm giving away all my Björk records now.

I can't support the existence of this abomination and still claim to be a moral person.

Sorry.

>Hey, user, do you think I still got it?

You're stupid for randomly assuming things like OP is

I meant she won't be wearing them in music videos, on the album cover and stuff, like permanently.

It's pretty safe to assume because she said the masks are to protect her privacy in public, she wore them during Biophilia as well. It's nothing to do with aging when she's done photoshoots, music videos, live shows and interviews without them since then.

I think she's aged well compared to a lot of people anyway.

yep

You think she's in here reading your posts? Cause it really looks like you think. Are you on the spectrum?

Bjork doesn't need to be young to be qt

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take a breather

Don't even like old corpse Bjork, just saying you look retarded.

I don't even like her that much but she looks pretty great in these, looks quite a bit younger than 51, didn't know she was that old. Don't know what op is talking about

>This isn't some deep form of artistic expression

If I pulled that off would she die?

The bait is real. Enjoy kids. I gotta fap to some bbw porn

No one can deny that young Bjork was the best cutie.

Shut the fuck up Matthew. You vapid cunt

she wanted to be the big guy, and her plan is what matters

CGI/10

Not merely aging. She is gaining weight too.

I'm sure if she was really that bothered then she would just have plastic surgery.