Is it possible for a guy like me to get jeans that fit well for cheap?

Is it possible for a guy like me to get jeans that fit well for cheap?

levi's 541. Its independence day so they're on sale.

you're also a faggot

how on sale? Every time I see them they are like 60-100

Why cover up an ass that nice?

I need to work, unfortunately. Thanks though

Work as a stripper. Problem solved.

lol I don't think I could, don't even have the right body for that

Buy jeans that fit that schlick-worthy ass. They'll be too big in the waist, but after you buy them off the rack you spend about twenty bucks to get them tailored.

Hmm, could work. Does it take long to get pants tailored? And thanks :)

Show us nudes

A week, usually. And you're welcome. My panties are already getting wet.

Guess I can share one
:o I like the sound of that

I've been in a number of your threads over the years. And masturbated a lot to your collections.

Possibly the only hetro in here, but you look like you're built like me. Target has decent "relaxed fit" Levis for about 20-25 bucks. Just try on a bunch of them before you buy. If you feel that you're inconveniencing the staff, then you are trying on enough

Damn that's a nice ass
Most pls I wanna cum to you
Can I see your cock?

I have the issue of finding jeans that fit my ass/quads. Got that booty. I found a pair that was 30$ Levis straight leg at Walmart. If i go any high end place shit never fits decent, except for Lucky Jeans but those run like 100$ a pair. Look luck on finding something man

Hah well I am definitely flattered you like them that much :)
I haven't been to target in ages, I'll have to check them out. Thanks!
It is nothing special, but OK

It's spectacular. His loads too. And his body.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnf. So hot. I want to be on my knees in front of that.

Now you're just making me blush

It's a pretty dick though I'd lick it up for sure
I love your body keep it coming please

Turnabout is fair play, cutie.

Your ass is huge

:P
Well thanks. Last one since the cumshot was mentioned
lol I guess
Thanks? I guess?

*glorious and in need of a hearty pumping

Be careful of Walmart, they buy such large amounts of stuff that manufacturers will make cheaper versions of stuff and slap the same label on them. Actually tested this on wranglers and marked the wally ones and they fell apart months quicker than the others despite same wear and treatment. Also, this thread is getting too gay/bait for me. Good luck user

seriously though, more ass pics.

Hnnng. Why aren't you doing that on me right now? I'd do more than blush.

Yea. I just bought them for work use anyways. Im okay ruining a 30$ pair in a warehouse

I am straight so probably not much pumping going to happen (sorry)
Yea I will probably avoid Walmart and try Target
last one for real
:o

>:o
More like :O, is the face I'd be making.

You're straight but i know you love all these guys jacking off to you

Not just guys. ;)

lol
It is flattering if they are, but I am more hoping that a girl is going at it

i buy girl pants and look am-azing:D you can try 2

>I am more hoping that a girl is going at it
I told you, I have been for a long time. :3 I'm

Don't they look like girl pants though?

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Holy fuck. Every pic is gold. I masturbate every time.

I WANT TO PLAY WITH THAT ASS UNTIL THE END OF TIME

P-please more?

What do you do for glutes? Anything in particular?

You and me both
I really should be sleeping now
Unfortunately no, all natural... no working out. I am way too lazy and should work out :\

I like your cute cock. It's more on the smaller specter of the chart which is nice.

>You and me both
If you were local, we would. But I seem to recall you are far away.

Lucky. I'm not even gay I just came in here to ask, your ass has a good shape.

It's so hot though lol
You could make a new thread tomorrow?

F A G
A
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Thanks I guess? Seems like a pretty backhanded compliment...
Always am. Are you the girl that snapchatted me?
Thanks
Maybe.

I can't imagine what you think is a normal or big cock good lord

>Are you the girl that snapchatted me?
Nope. But we did chat in one of the earliest threads you made.

Ah ok! Didn't realize I had more than one female fan! Glad you've liked them for so long, hope the quality hasn't dropped over time lol

wraglers are like 20 bux at walmart

teach me how to cum that much

>amazing ass
>i dont have the right body
wut

are you a guy

Still cum buckets to fantasies of you, so, nope!

No.

well this thread got creepy fast

do you have a penis?

I'd like to avoid walmart due to quality concerns
Would if I could!
lol thanks I just don't think the rest of me is good enough to be a stripper
:D yay

Oh shut up.
Dumb fucking question.

wat

Faggit

DON'T go for akinny jeans, you'll look like an ultra faggot

I get the urge to kill every guy I see wearing skinny jeans

How did that shit even become popular? Don't kids have balls? Doesn't look like it, with that shit on

>Dumb fucking question.
so yea?

>if you dont wear jncos youre an ultra faggot
kek this guy

> assumes something about a person he doesn't know shit about, on the internet
Are you stupid? Serious question.

I definitely can't do skinny jeans, so no worries there

>assuming things about people you dont know shit about irl because of their jeans
are you retarded user? im seriously wondering

You have the penis of a small boy! Ass is bangin though, no home.

where do you live that small boys have dicks like that?

What planet do you live on?

> me: thinks that people I see in real life look like faggots, when wearing skinny jeanns
> you: assumes something about a person, you can't even see, on the internet

I take your answer as a: "Yes user, I'm stupid as fuck"

Ask your mother.

>you: assume
>Me: throws sardonic assumptions at you to show how stupid you are
>you: hurr are you retarded? yes u r retarded i am le smart one
fuck that fuck you
stupid bitch

she just said wear a condom
what does it mean??

i go to tillys and get chino style jeans that are stretchy

She means, like, all the time. In case you accidentally fall into a vagina, because I think that's the only way you're ever getting in one.

stretchy jeans?

Can you see me? No
Can I see people wearing skinny jeans? Yes

There's a big difference. So yaeh, you're quite stupid

You gave me a good laugh, though

Fucking great thread. I laughed at the idiots arguing and got to fap to the nicest ass I've ever seen and a ridiculous cumshot to add the little cherry on top. Thanks

Glad you liked it

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Women's jeans. Duh.

I don't want to be girly

We all know you got that photo from Reddit.
Timestamp or gtfo.

Message me on reddit, I'll reply

bump

username?

imredheaded

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lol