Beard bros only

Beard bros only

Have you ever had a girl stare at you and you wonder if she wants your penis inside her and is turned on by facial hair, or maybe she thinks you're dirty and need to shave?

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My beard is nasty... I doubt any girl would want to be even close to it.

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Fuck yes. He's lucky he didn't kill that girl though

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Feelsgoodbro

Hipster faggot beards look fucking horrible.

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>inb4 the webms keep getting smaller

Beard status : Wizard Stripe
Had it since I first grew a beard

Canadian Lumberjack here.
I notice a distinct difference on how people interact with me shaved/bearded.
When I'm shaved, people are polite usually, sure, but they don;t go out of their way to be nice and women have to be approached in order to interact with them.
Bearded, Men move out of my way, go out fo their way to demonstrate they are non-aggressive, and women actively hit on me frequently.
I keep a proper beard tho, an inch or two long. not some hipster shit with wax in it like OP's pic.

femanon here. i think most guys under 40 grow beards is the same reason they'd buy a 4wd pickup truck while living in the city.

you never became a man, you just covered yourself with manlike accessories and now hope from one ankle-deep relationship to the next to avoid growing up.

there's a difference between a man and a college kid who stopped shaving.

I like this chick she knows what she's talking about

I grow a beard just because it hides my double chin, plus having to shave every day gets tiring.

It hide my lack of chin

You seem to be talkin about the city.
And it's very subjective.
This was me.
In my experience, some men just look silly w/ a beard, some silly w/o.
Women who want a man, a real relationship, and a traditional relationship REALLLLLLLY prefer beards.
Girls who read twighlight and are "really focusing" on their photography/eventplanning "career" in between bouts of intoxication at night clubs, like boys clean shaven.
Just my experience.

No, I've never had a girl stare at me with anything but disgust or pity.

babyfaces and double chins can be cute sometimes tho. point is guys, find out what works best for -you-. second to bad hygene, insincerity is the biggest turn-off for girls. if you're quirky, be weird, if you're fat be the big guy, if you're strong and like adventure, be the badass. different stuff works for different people and we like variety just as much as guys do.

stop trying to look identical to eachother. its like when we all did duckface selfies, bronzer and prada.

Definitely a wizard

It honestly depends on how you carry yourself, if you're a bitch the beard is only going to amplify it, conversely if you are confident and not a pussy the beard is only a bonus.

I guess I can admit to this. But fuck it I'm 25, I'm old enough to have the full beard. Somebody 19 or 20 with a full beard though looks hipster

If a girl stares at your beard she is recalling that beards contain large amounts of fecal matter, she is seeing if she can spot some shit

Beards are lame. Only the worst kind of women like beards.

At what age did you guys really start growing your beard? I'm 18 and can barely grow anything. Takes like 2-3 months to get a few hairs around my cheeks, nothing too thick. My mustache is a bit faster, though. My dad only has a mustache, doesn't grow his beard.

But this kid that works with me, he's 16 or 17, and he has to fucking shave every few days. Is there still hope for me?

I totally believe you're female, know why?
Because that was generic soup for the soul useless shit right there.
Men don't sit in their room crying about not being perfect, women do. Men learn young to accept who they are and just own it. The minority that don't, are the fedora wearing beat male-feminists that get no respect.
You're giving advice to men that is formulated to appeal only to women. This soft, everyone's special just be yourself! shit isn't good, or appealing, to men. Men are perfectly OK saying to themselves, "well, I'm a 6, that girl is a 5, maybe I'll talk to her". WOMEN are the ones that think "I'm a 3, but if I cake on makeup, by some name brand dresses, spend a grand on my hair, and by a cute purse maybe I'll trick guys into thinking I'm a 10, so I get the 10 guy I DESERVE BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING PRINCESS!".

that was a rant.
Post rant, I realised it wasn't completely justified.
But I'm committed now, so fuck you cunt tits or gtfo.

I had to shave constantly for months to get my follicles to work with me

Which was proven false you fuck. Have your own opinion.

Inferior patchy/hairless male face detected.

Don;t worry user, every one is different.
I couldn't grow SHIT until I was 20, I'm 30 now and have a thick as fuck beard that grows dumb fast.
It has a lot to do with testosterone! Work out, be active, eat meat.
And some guys never get a full beard, ever, its fine.
Just own whatever happens.

well thats because i live in a big city. and youre right about it being subjective. what im getting at is that getting too obsessed in whatever's in style says to me "I don't know what I like and I'm scared to figure it out. Just idolize me like that one guy that girls idolize"

its insincere and stinks of desperation and most girls can smell that coming from a mile away.

Right on man

proven legit
you have shit on your neck

Nope. I'm 26 and have been growing the same shitty facial hair since I was 14.

I think things do fill out over time although everybody is different. I probably could have had a full beard when I was 15 though if school didn't make me shave, only thing that needed to grow in was the line that connects my mustache to my beard. Had goatees and line-ups until I was 24 though, I guess back then I thought a full beard made me look old plus made me feel dirty/lazy so it wasn't time yet. But then just finally went grizzly adams and it's great

Dude... Chill out. 17 and I could grow a beard to save my life. I'm 21 now and I have a beard that my friends envy. So chill the fuck out.. I agree that it's mostly genetics but still wait a few years. Pic related, it's me.

>be chink
>tfw no beard

its a fact, the ladies love my beard

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You but you can grow badass fu manchus and shit

Well, then I guess we agree with each other.
I think it's pretty obvious to spot, the guy in OP's pic that's trying to be trendy, and a guy living his life that keeps a beard.
Men caring about fashion at all is fucking disgusting, and I think most women with their heads on straight are repulsed by it.

> "well, I'm a 6, that girl is a 5, maybe I'll talk to her". WOMEN are the ones that think "I'm a 3, but if I cake on makeup, by some name brand dresses, spend a grand on my hair, and by a cute purse maybe I'll trick guys into thinking I'm a 10, so I get the 10 guy I DESERVE BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING PRINCESS!".

You sound like one of those guys who gets mad like women owe you something for being nice to them.

So wash it

look like a poo man
poo man do

Insulting a beard is insulting the pinnacle of masculinity. Anyone who disagrees should go back to their trap thread.

At least you can make asian qt babies

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"genetics" even women your kind have beards

Hey man, you're asian, you look 15 till you're 30, then you look 30 till you're 700000000 years old.
You traded a beard for eternal youth.
Chin up.

need moar blizarian webms like this

and the cop by the ladder lul.

not surprised she let him do that since she's a whore pornstar.

>a man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither
Probably my favorite beard related quote

I'm 18 and have a beard because it makes me look 25 and i can buy booze with it

LOL. Nice try faggot.

is that a cop at the very end of this?

that picture is gay as fuck with that hipster haircut and suspenders.

thats hair that gets bleached from tooth paste dribble you fucking faggot.

>mfw beard just because I think it looks nice

Having a beard is fine, but if it's the primary trait of your personality you desperately need to grow some character. Beard culture and "art of manliness" faggotry is cancer.
Just do you? It's not hard.

what about mustaches?

That's pretty low for toothpaste dribble, and if it was bleached wouldn't it eventually grow back brown/red?

I don't know what kind of women you're seeing user. But, if the lady has a beard you stay the fuck away...

they sold you a poo detector
your setting it off

unibrow

lol, are you ok hun?

Makeup is fun but you're totally right. girls who have to laminate themselves into being "bukkake barbie" before leaving the house are almost always crazy bitches trying to hide how much of a crazy bitch they are.

lol and no you're not getting to see my tits.

Same. When i have no facial hair people treat me like a servantile gas station attendant but when I have a full flowing beard they all run from my suicide vest.
Especially the hipster faggots like in op's pic.

I just can't stop eating mine. 8 know I'm weird that way.

Oh paaji..

Well, I drifted into a rant that was only prtially justified, I had stay on the tracks and demand tits.
You understand sweetie.
And it's not just about crazy. Women just don;t accept they're genetic flaws as well as men, and usually just overtly demand the world pretend they aren't flaws.
Just sayin'.

i like to see a man who takes care of himself and has an interest in what he wears, even if it's a little strange. one of my hottest friends was a guy everyone nicknamed "bebop". Muscular black guy who wore the most ridiculous neon 80s punk rock stuff ever. He did not give one single fuck if people thought, and If that clothing was on any other man in the universe it would have looked nightmarish. on him tho, he looked like a God.

You've literally just countered your own point.
Men that care about fashion are fucking plebs, because "fashion" is imitating the gent icily superior men who just look good in whatever they are wearing. That's why male fashion is almost non-existant in the public square, men don't give a fuck, and are ok with some guy being more attractive than them.
Women pretend that isn't the case, the reality is women's fashion is a scam, katie perry is just gentically superior to all of you, she's attractive because she has a phenomenal body and pretty face, not because of her clothes.
Bebop was a "god" because he was a musclar guy with good bone structure, not because of clothes.
Men who care about fashion are fucking plebs, confirmed.

no offense taken. its Sup Forums. :)
I'm indecisive, emotionally driven, and obsessed with micromanagement roflol. I come by it honestly. Sometimes those are flaws, sometimes theyre hella useful!

R8 my b34rd

Not saying that dude's right, but I'm assuming this kid brushes every day. So whatever grows would just continuously get bleached. If that's true, that is.

Smooth it out more, when its all spread out like that it looks shitty. You use beard creams?

hmm, you do have a point there. I thought he was good looking because he took care of his body wasn't afraid to try things that might not make sense but make him happy personally.

I am that kid, dude. And How would it hit the same spot every day? And I brush in the shower so I don't get it everywhere and to save on time and water

Should let it fill your whole face tbh

Am I a hipster faggot?

my beard grows retardly, and its a varying colors from dirtyblonde, to full blonde, to red, to dark brown almost black. ofc the black colors make it look patchy as fuck. when I tried to grow it out, I had like 3 inch blonde hairs, you couldn't even see without being dead upclose, but from afar it was shitty looking.

So I've got my 'meh beard' most of the time, shave like once a month or so.

Hipster faggots sport a lumberjack beard when they don't deserve it. You have a solid well trimmed beard.

Ya i do. My facial hair are super coarse, hard to manage. Im just growing it long enough to braid

I'm fully aware that I don't have the best, thickest beard. But I keep it neat, and I think it's alright.
Pic related.

Thanks b/ro. My self esteem has been restored.

look here My beard is red brown blond and white. either live with it or keep shaving until it finds its way. Otherwise you can dye it like some sort of fucking faggot

Holy shit, that was actually close as fuck.

Shit dude if it looks like that when you maintain it, yeesh. The braid might be good, though.

I don't grow much of a beard. Makes me look young af.

But I don't have image or self esteem issues, and facial hair has never determined whether I'm getting pussy or not. Or a gf.

Money, however, is a completely different story. Without money, you're basically fucking useless. I prefer being financially stable over a hairy face or a random pussy to fuck.

Nice

If I remember correctly I had to start shaving at 14. And had a full beard by 17. The problem was I was in a Lebanese private school and no facial hair was tolerated, had to shave every week t'ill my neck would start bleeding if I touched it. Now I'm 21 and I trim it every now and then ,I've only completely shaved it once, big mistake it was for a girl who didn't like beards others love them I met both ends of the spectrum. It takes 3 weekd for it to take a decent size and appearance, must be the arab genea.

Financial stability? In this economy?

No, but here is the perfect example.

thats just pubes you picked up from the jail shower drain while you were getting reamed by bubba

problem is, like I said, it grows retarded. here's what it looks like after like 2 months..

ITT: Hipsters with beards pretending they can get girls. Even though they are here posting shit on Sup Forums

mangina.

Hairy pussy hair around ur mouth for sucking cock. Dat not beard.

Kekaroo

She ended up with a broken foot. Was probably a nice payday though.

>Mid twenties
>People like my beard
>I like my beard

I'm not understanding what the issue is here. It's not like I'm ever going to walk up to you and start talking about my facial hair like an asshole.

Can't accurately judge hipsterness without nude photo.

Lolwhat