Guys, help me. I was violently fisting my ass and something went wrong. I felt sharp pain and almost lost consciousness. Now I'm fuckung bleeding! I am losing too much blood. I'm too ashamed to call the ambulance. What do I have to do to relieve the pain and stop the blood?
Guys, help me. I was violently fisting my ass and something went wrong. I felt sharp pain and almost lost consciousness...
Christian Thomas
Sebastian Morgan
Lol timestamp faggot
Ryder Murphy
Call the ambulance. A little embarrassment is better than death.
Austin Turner
Ask for forgiveness from god.
Isaiah Powell
post your Credit card info since youre dead.
Henry Russell
Put pressure on wound, call emergency and then stop shoving things up your ass
Austin Anderson
RIP faggot
Jace Robinson
Sorry son u dun blown a pooper valve
Nolan James
Kek
Benjamin Adams
Stick a tampon in your ass and call 911
Alexander Taylor
Why would you have spattered blood on your hand from fisting? Did you fart?
Fake as fuck/10
Source = I'm Dexter.
Andrew Price
My sides
Luke Jenkins
this
Easton Morris
Violently fisting your ass was the wrong thing that happened. Now you know why. Ask the paramedics for adult diaper recommendations since you will no doubt continue
Jose Howard
Your health or your dignity, motherfucker. The choice is yours.
Brandon King
You gotta do a better job to convince anyone of this.
> amateur
Owen Young
>I was violently fisting my ass and something went wrong
lost
Brayden Reed
Putting pressure on it is what got him here in the first-place. Hope you enjoy silent farts op.
Zachary Harris
>ass fisting
>no shit on hand
Matthew Smith
Did you shove your entire hand or just your hand half way? Either way you need to head to the emergency room and tell them you were fisting yourself ferociously.
Justin Mitchell
He could've made an enema beforehand
Nicholas Taylor
call paramedics and update us
Brayden Peterson
Not a dumbass who has something "go wrong"
Jacob Perry
> If you ever wanna "violently fist" yourself again, you better call an ambulance.
>may have just torn a bit.
OR
>You seriously fucked something up inside of you and might bleed to death, or get sick from an infection.
>Hospital Sup Forumsro. You need to go.
William Howard
>Guys, help me. I was violently fisting my ass and something went wrong.
kek
Luis Cox
>Guys. help me. I'm pozzed.
FTFY
Easton Wright
...
Grayson Myers
>FTFY
KYS
Levi Myers
Doctor here. You have 4 minutes to live. What will kill you? Butt cancer
Ian Jenkins
...
Jason Wood
I would, but I got my knife stuck in my anus
Eli Harris
>Guys, help me. I was violently fisting my ass and something went wrong.
How do you fuck up this bad?
Dylan Cox
I'm losing my conscientiousness, may God blees me (OP is writing)
Aiden Fisher
timestamp faggot
Jose White
Call 911 idiot
David Parker
Darwin award contestant right here.
Colton Reyes
keep fisting the bleeding will stop
Cameron Ortiz
Coolaid/10
To bad you didnt actually fist your self to death
Connor Lopez
They've seen it all before. Assuming you're over 18, they are the only people who need to know specifics, thus your family and friends don't have to know anything beyond "I was hurt."
You can do nothing by yourself. You can either be embarrassed and live or someone else, someone you know, will find you that way, possibly dead. Call 911 and save yourself.
Bentley Kelly
>violently fisting my ass
you dont need medical help... you need mental help my friend....
Brayden Ortiz
:/
Gavin Powell
That is the funniest sentence I have ever read. Hahahaha.
Joshua Richardson
>be me an arsehole going about my shit
>suddenly this fist is in me blood bodies
>oh no
Isaiah Harris
samefag
Jonathan Butler
What the hell