Which country should I go to to learn how to speak Spic?

Which country should I go to to learn how to speak Spic?

perú has the most neutral spanish, the standard spanish of the Real Academia de la Lengua is based in the peruvian dialect

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t. spainard chicano
I know it is you go to argieland

USA

America
After Mexico it has the most Spanish speakers. (50 million speakers overall, 39 million native speakers)

America. No wait, they have the worst Spanish.

Looks like you've arrived already

Mexico or Peru. Avoid Spain, Argentina and Chile, unless you already have a solid base.

Why do the more Amerindian countries have more basic accents than the non Amerindian ones?

American spanish speakers have the expressive ability of a 12 year old Spanish kid

America is an English speaking country

When you press 1

So, on par with their English skills

Sure thing Mr. Delgado

Being American, Mexico should be your better option, as it uses the slang/accent that is more common among Spanish speakers in America.

10/10

claro que sí, pedro, ándale!

Whatever Mr. Wu Patel

Outside of 12 states barely anyone speaks Spic here. And at least Spic is European unlike Punjabi or Cantonese

Estados Unidos de América.

Can't immerse yourself in Spanish living in America, Pedro

And most Americans wouldn't live in Spanish speaking areas

>Spanglish
>Spanish

So it's either "America is a Spanish speaking shithole" or "Americans have the expressive ability of a 12 year old"

Which one is it?

American is a spanish speaking shithole with the expressive ability of a 12 year old

They aren't mutually exclusive

Pretty much this

Spanish in America is considered a ghetto language, much like Ebonics

There's a reason why virtually all our literary works are in English. There aren't any great US Spanish authors

Literally California, gringo idiota de mierda.

Most white and Asian Americans wouldn't live in Commiefornia

>most white americans
wrong
>asian americans
literally retarded if you unironically believe this

wew

Yeah there are no great American authors in Spanish

Just a bunch of people writing notes to each other in jail

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