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Cold night edition

Why are IDs even gone?

Dunners reporting.

How cold is it tonight?

I don't know. I'm in Auckland so I'm a wuss when it comes to weather below 10 degrees.

At least you're not pretending that double-figures is cold. Onya.

Why are IDs even gone?

I've been to dunners before. I know true kiwi cold weather.

I think you need to go north and/or west for proper cold, but it's been pretty warm all round this year anyway.
Up to in the super city tonight?

Taking the bus home with a couple of speights ready to drink. Gonna play some uke while I get drunkish then play some overwatch. Same shit really.
How bout in dunners?

Invers, IBIS Hotel reporting in

Fucking, where?

invers reporting in

Oi cunts yous in invers?

Invercargill?

in palmy. need green, cold

yeah fuck pretty cold night tonight no too bad though

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>speights
Took a little bit of the south back up with you, eh? Sounds like a decent evening, enjoy it.
Nought doing down here, just some tunes and a drink for me.
Bloody hell, you poor bastards.

Oi where in invers? i need some green

Auckland reporting, howzit?

Chilly. Will you come and cuddle me?

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the asshole

Gay. Men have arse holes too. Might as well fuck a bloke.

lol

Christchurch reporting in. 5° here... fuck.

Show Facebook

bumping with fresh OC

Yes.

dunedin here. maybe countdown run for mint oreo choc. blowing off work because depressed as fuck awww yes.

Naw man.

Timaz hard
2 degrees...
Bloody cold

Men have mouths too, no blowies for you.

Woah who is she? Never seen anyone like her on these threads.

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They literally post that photo every single time.

No joke though, you Kiwi boys really do have some fucking hot smelling/tasting cocks.

That's literally the joke

Anyone down for a game of Counterstrike or something after I have a blaze?

You don't fucking say?!

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You can taste mine if you have a vagine

The distinctive quality of sarcasm is present in the spoken word and manifested chiefly by vocal inflections, not through text.

Overwatch?

Yet 3 other people saw it for what it was, except you. You're the wrong one.

Could be down, I'm not amazing though. I play Pharah, Soldier 76 or Mei. I'm only level 21!

why do i lose every time i see that photo

because it's fucking golden.

I love David Mitchell, so good.

what would you do to my gf's asshole?
pic related

>Christchurch

Evening all.

I'm 80 something and I play mostly support.

the scratch sniff and lick test

Sup mate, do you blaze?

>I'm 80
And on Sup Forums?

WOW GRANDADDY

Not any longer fam.

Drugtests at work

He does.

I want to blaze his hot dick though.

lost so hard

Where do you work? If you don't mind me asking. I work at Japrace if it makes you feel any better, telling me.

calm down dunners

>ded

Any Dunedin on here

wot

these threads are shit now

They were always shit

ye

Napier reporting in boys. Pretty mild here

then why do we always cuck ourselves by coming back?

Hear indeafinitely

Don't forget: you're here forever.

same reason I go into the tc when I hate all the cunts there, I've got nothing else better to do

We hate ourselves too

>hear
>indeafinitely
>deaf
>hear
>deaf

Love you too, buddy.

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Only if you post your tits

And where are you from?

Opotiki. why

Sorry I can't hear what you wrote, I'm deaf.
A nuke that size doesn't exist. The bomb itself would be the size of a city.

Anybody know how to get mushrooms around napier/gisborne?

>implying I have tits

gr8 b8

Go somewhere with forestry

Nigger

>implying I didn't mean soles

>implying I have feet

RFB

it does exist. i would know, my dad works for nasa

RFB CUUUUNT

pic related, my 32

So what? My dad works for nuclear missile. I know it doesn't exist.

I knew it was you! What's up?

>tfw your newfaggotry exceedes the level detectable on the scale
>tfw you are responsible for the death and descruction of evil nations
>TFW YOU WORSHIP THE DEVIL INSIDE

your dad is a cuck

everybodies dad is the same guy bro

>implying I don't worship the one true lord outwardly and in public.

my dads DEAD

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD THE DEVIL LORD

ALL HAIL SENSE OF GODSENSE INSIDE

ALL HAIL DEVIL SPAWN AND DAMNATION

an hero

>Posts plate

Thankyou for showing off my new 32

Bout to blaze, then hit the hay! Where are you from bro?

You'd have no luck whatsoever. There's literally nothing you can do with my plate anyway, you can't get the address from Post Shops any more so you're shit out of luck unless you follow me around the streets my bro.

Implying reality is real and you can do whatever you want without consequence

you need jesus motherfucker

>implying consequence is even real