Official: Rio Olympic Games are canceled
Official: Rio Olympic Games are canceled
>pruned
Post it on Facebook or some shit faggot
Do it yourself you faggot
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wait motherfucker, we need an image or something like that, I'm working on it
My real name is used on Facebook and Twitter so I can't really risk it.
>inb4 make a fake account
I'm too lazy
We need a shop from a Brazilian news source for maximum effect. What do those fuckers watch?
We already have that tho
fake account? really? for fucking say that Rio games are canceled?
People usually say that whenever a rumour thread or some shit like that is going on
google "jornal nacional"
source: I'm a filthy brazilian
Do we got a back story?
Super bacteria
I'll post this on Facebook, I refuse to make a twitter though.
got it, what do you think?
then we also need the text in portugese from you
Rio Games Cancelled
Due to 'Super Bacteria', Zika Virus, Police not being paid and multiple other reasons
Brazilian Parliament to be recalled
I think these 2 are enough aren't they?
working on a BBC version now
make a hashtag, like #RioIsOut or something like that
>Super bacteria
>Potentially dangerous
Seems legit
should we start or wait for more
why canceled because of bacteria and not because of fear of terrorism attack? that would seem even more real
Working on a portuguese version of the news, might look like crap, first time doing one.
Or a terrorisms attack with super bacteria
double.
miracle on Sup Forums! done.
good man
just make sure the font looks correct and its all cool
the superbacteria was developed by ISIS
>The bacteria is multi-resistant and the physicians should know about this
>The physicians
Motherfucking what?
another one
>scientists says
Nigga what?
Meaby we should add some racism claim that it could have been introduced by isis
Looks like shit, dosen't it?
(Translation: "Antibiotic resistant bacteria found in the waters of Rio De Janeiro cancel Olympics")
or the poor conditions of the "marginal part" of Rio
wtf they love fear so much. Needs a specialist report on our society. I will do it.
and we will apologize for they are so naive...
thats cool
it will work
it's terrible
How is life after prison gonna be for you?
Looks legit for me
go to cybercoffee
I tried.
Not like you did anything anyway.
Wrong thread
So are we gonna do this or just sit on our asses?
kek
Breaking news : Former FIFA president Joao Havelange, 100, hospitalized in Rio de Janeiro for pneumonia - AP
not your personal army
MODS
We need a hashtag for a faster spreading
Were gonna get 404'ed very soon so we dont have to do anything
>MODS
go away summer
Trips decided fag, its bound to happen now
two toed sloths are violent murderers
#RioIsOut
We should make a twitter hashtag
Trips and ops dub dubs don't lie
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this one #RioIsOut
Working on a spanish version guys
#RioIsOut is fine
Spread on twitter now fags, include images too
You do gods work Sup Forumsrother
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K faggots we're ready, spread the word #RioIsOut
>Implying Sup Forums is the same as 4 years ago
Who is riol and why is he out? Out of what?
Lets do this bois
This
Remove that small Hungary news headline and add something related to ISIS and how they would rek Rio during the Olympics. Double trouble bitches
THIS IS GOLD, LADDIES! THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOLD!
"Olimpíadas do Rio canceladas devido a "super bactéria", zika vírus, salários policiais insuficientes, entre inúmeros outros motivos.
Parlamento será desbandado."
how's it sound, fellow monkeyfags?
Nicee!
Couldn't understand shit but 10/10 sounds legit
excellent
Zika virus scare is the way to go.
Put "vírus Zika", instead of "Zika virus"
Here's the spanish version guys (title: "#RioIsOut is trending topic after super bacteria scandal")
We gotta post these in an order in which it seems like it all didn't abruptly happen, all of a sudden. Post them a few hours apart
shit forgot the picture
Im liking this. A lot.
>Not even checking hit traffic count from 2012 to 2016
Stop being a lazy ignorant slut and go look at the traffic history of Sup Forums.
You'll notice it peaked in 2013 and it's lower now than it was in 2012.
i was gonna but the news always refer to it in reverse for some reason.
thought it'd sound more legit
desu - depressed :(( next troll? when? or overtroll the information saying public comments?
Good luck Twitter fags
Everyone post on social media and post results
spread the fucking word niggas
it really is trending
They speak Portuguese. Guys no Spanish it's portugese
if you guys spread this, Brazil will have less gringos I can steal.
Fuck you, Sup Forums
If your gonna do this you need to quickly jog back to school and lrn2grammar.
Everybody post on twitter, together we will get this trending
I know, but that'd help cuz that's a "horrible new" or something like that
appearently 3 of my accounts are banned
Spanish is portuguese with some words changed.
No, its not, nigger
There are 2 faggots who posted this on fb, come on spread it
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yes it is, both came from latin, which explains the similarity
Are none of you posting or are we all shadowbanned?
I can see you
jesus guys Portuguese is a combination with french and latin/spanish the boarders are right there.
Looks good