Official: Rio Olympic Games are canceled

Official: Rio Olympic Games are canceled

>pruned

Post it on Facebook or some shit faggot

Do it yourself you faggot

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wait motherfucker, we need an image or something like that, I'm working on it

My real name is used on Facebook and Twitter so I can't really risk it.

>inb4 make a fake account
I'm too lazy

We need a shop from a Brazilian news source for maximum effect. What do those fuckers watch?

We already have that tho

fake account? really? for fucking say that Rio games are canceled?

People usually say that whenever a rumour thread or some shit like that is going on

google "jornal nacional"
source: I'm a filthy brazilian

Do we got a back story?

Super bacteria

I'll post this on Facebook, I refuse to make a twitter though.

got it, what do you think?

then we also need the text in portugese from you

Rio Games Cancelled
Due to 'Super Bacteria', Zika Virus, Police not being paid and multiple other reasons

Brazilian Parliament to be recalled

I think these 2 are enough aren't they?

working on a BBC version now

make a hashtag, like #RioIsOut or something like that

>Super bacteria
>Potentially dangerous
Seems legit

should we start or wait for more

why canceled because of bacteria and not because of fear of terrorism attack? that would seem even more real

Working on a portuguese version of the news, might look like crap, first time doing one.

Or a terrorisms attack with super bacteria

double.

miracle on Sup Forums! done.

good man
just make sure the font looks correct and its all cool

the superbacteria was developed by ISIS

>The bacteria is multi-resistant and the physicians should know about this
>The physicians
Motherfucking what?

another one

>scientists says
Nigga what?

Meaby we should add some racism claim that it could have been introduced by isis

Looks like shit, dosen't it?

(Translation: "Antibiotic resistant bacteria found in the waters of Rio De Janeiro cancel Olympics")

or the poor conditions of the "marginal part" of Rio

wtf they love fear so much. Needs a specialist report on our society. I will do it.
and we will apologize for they are so naive...

thats cool
it will work

it's terrible

How is life after prison gonna be for you?

Looks legit for me

go to cybercoffee

I tried.

Not like you did anything anyway.

Wrong thread

So are we gonna do this or just sit on our asses?

kek

Breaking news : Former FIFA president Joao Havelange, 100, hospitalized in Rio de Janeiro for pneumonia - AP

not your personal army

MODS

We need a hashtag for a faster spreading

Were gonna get 404'ed very soon so we dont have to do anything

>MODS
go away summer

Trips decided fag, its bound to happen now

two toed sloths are violent murderers

#RioIsOut

We should make a twitter hashtag

Trips and ops dub dubs don't lie

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this one #RioIsOut

Working on a spanish version guys

#RioIsOut is fine

Spread on twitter now fags, include images too

You do gods work Sup Forumsrother

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K faggots we're ready, spread the word #RioIsOut

>Implying Sup Forums is the same as 4 years ago

Who is riol and why is he out? Out of what?

Lets do this bois

This

Remove that small Hungary news headline and add something related to ISIS and how they would rek Rio during the Olympics. Double trouble bitches

THIS IS GOLD, LADDIES! THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOLD!

"Olimpíadas do Rio canceladas devido a "super bactéria", zika vírus, salários policiais insuficientes, entre inúmeros outros motivos.
Parlamento será desbandado."
how's it sound, fellow monkeyfags?

Nicee!

Couldn't understand shit but 10/10 sounds legit

excellent

Zika virus scare is the way to go.

Put "vírus Zika", instead of "Zika virus"

Here's the spanish version guys (title: "#RioIsOut is trending topic after super bacteria scandal")

We gotta post these in an order in which it seems like it all didn't abruptly happen, all of a sudden. Post them a few hours apart

shit forgot the picture

Im liking this. A lot.

>Not even checking hit traffic count from 2012 to 2016

Stop being a lazy ignorant slut and go look at the traffic history of Sup Forums.

You'll notice it peaked in 2013 and it's lower now than it was in 2012.

i was gonna but the news always refer to it in reverse for some reason.
thought it'd sound more legit

desu - depressed :(( next troll? when? or overtroll the information saying public comments?

Good luck Twitter fags

Everyone post on social media and post results

spread the fucking word niggas

it really is trending

They speak Portuguese. Guys no Spanish it's portugese

if you guys spread this, Brazil will have less gringos I can steal.
Fuck you, Sup Forums

If your gonna do this you need to quickly jog back to school and lrn2grammar.

Everybody post on twitter, together we will get this trending

I know, but that'd help cuz that's a "horrible new" or something like that

appearently 3 of my accounts are banned

Spanish is portuguese with some words changed.

No, its not, nigger

There are 2 faggots who posted this on fb, come on spread it

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yes it is, both came from latin, which explains the similarity

Are none of you posting or are we all shadowbanned?

I can see you

jesus guys Portuguese is a combination with french and latin/spanish the boarders are right there.

Looks good