ITT: We give each others advice wat we do to get girls/laid

ITT: We give each others advice wat we do to get girls/laid

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One of the best things I did this year to improve my life with girls:
>went back to school
>got a parttime job in retail
>deleted all my porn

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>Have decent wingman for set up (mines a girl)
>Proceed to date, tell half truths or lies she wont remember because I need her interest not admiration
>get solo date
>do my research and don't ask virgin questions
>don't be awkward
>use charm and personality because lord knows I don't have looks
>continue process till I get laid or get gf

if you're looking to get laid process is little different.

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While this thread is live, any suggestions to find a side piece? Live with the gf just want something tight on the side.

>went back to school

shieet that's what i'm doing this year. i'm 20, how old are you?

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I'm 25, but I'm getting my masters degree here in Holland at some University

Don't get a side piece were you live!

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oh right. i'll hopefully be starting university next year once i finish of my 2nd year of college. hopefully 21 isn't too old to get in with the younger 18 year old crowd i'll be studying with.

you getting fresh teen pussy?

Dress well not expensive

Even 25 isn't too old to get in with 18 years old. But I personally go for what older chicks, because if they wanna fuck, they will fuck you

All it takes is confidence and caring a little bit about your appearance.


Have a beard? Shave it

Do you love your beard? Trim neck and sides, so that it gets longer closer to your chin.

Get a god damn haircut.

Buy some half decent clothes and learn about color coordination.

Look fucking good and regardless of how much you hate yourself, act other wise. ACT. When I approach girls, I always play a role. Pretend I'm someone else and as we get to know eachother ease into the real me.

You'll never feel good about yourself, but hey! At least you have a girl!

German guy here and my method did not changed in ten years.
>go fuck a hooker before you go out
>enjoy your evening with no pressure to get your dick wet because you already did
>get your dick wet anyway

I started doing this because I was annoyed and just wanted to enjoy my night with friends instead of chasing pussy. Ten years later and it still works. I once read that women are kinda attracted to men who do not try to fuck them or some shit, can't remember.

Today I don't even need to fuck a hooker, just the option to pay a hooker if I want to fuck is enough for me to enjoy myself and have fun.

if you get a side piece never get someone from the same social circle from your main

be confidant even if you're wrong

always have a plan, bitches love plans

Oh to add, when you approach, get them to talk to you. Figure out their type, and don't LIE but don't be honest. She says she loves art and drawing, you've never drawn in your life, you say you've always loved it but don't think you have the skill. Then ask her to show her some of her stuff.

Almost always works to get the conversation flowing.

One of the best things that happenned to me is that I got the change to work at am high priced clothestore. I learned how to dress well and to take care of my apparence!

>ITT: We give each others advice wat we do to get girls/laid
stop beeing a faggot
there is no way around

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Key is never to talk about sex and never ask permission to kiss her. This makes you really beta and the awnser is almost always no.

Always wait with making a move until you knows she wants it, always give a bit less than she wants you to. Girls are very talkative and will always ask questions, you will know when something is on her mind because she will speak up about it.

When you have made the first move in showing more interest than her, keep showing interest. If you stop caring after you first move, she will feel used and you will not get another chance.

I'd be happy to awnser any of your questions, by the way.

Find someone who's soul your drawn to and who's inner world you want to explore and learn about and THEN fuck them. It's much more rewarding that way and less skeevy.

I don't do fucking anything to get girls laid. Why should I?
wtfbro

>soul
>implying

Actually there are no rules what you should do/say the first time you meet them. I always say what's on my mind in a playfull way

Seriously, guys don't understand that women are kind of shallow about more than looks. You may not be the most attractive man in the world, but you still have a chance if you can dress yourself in an organized manner and present yourself well.

It doesn't even need to be fancy, like wearing a red shirt and khakis. What do you work for a fucking video store, get some good looking jeans that aren't frumpy as shit like low end Levi's. A plain color shirt, not black. You want to stick out. Not disappear.

Im like ranting, apologies. But seriously, if I see one more cringy fucking neckbeard crying about how douchebags always get the girl, I swear I'm gonna shove a fucking shoe down their throat.

Because if they even remotely tried to maintain their appearance they could get a lot more than they think.

Don't put the pussy on a pedestal

Don't put her on pedestal. A lot of fags do this alot

Wut

Trips don't lie

>fancy
>red shirt and khakis

ba haha

>Key is never to talk
are you serious?

so i met this 7/10 girl and i know for sure she wants to fuck but i'm too much of a faggot to make a move. what do?

Only works if you are really good looking

thats the point, most of these neckbeards don't even know what fancy is. I could legitimately picture some of these fucking retards doing that.

English is not my mother tongue, if that is what rustles your jimmies. You should not talk about sex with her indeed, not before actually having sex.

Just don't be yourself!

that's how i got her number in the first place mate. i need some advice as to what to do next

Lie and say what ever it is they want to hear to get pussy. Once i achieve my goal move on to the next one. Simple. Oh and be decent looking or be a good talker.

Looks are not that important. You can not sit on your ass and think women will put effort in fucking you. Women care about feelings, if they would care about looks only they would only look.

Always try to make them laugh. laughter is key

This

> This is the only good piece of advice in this theead.

You must be adaptive, there is no one size fits all technique to getting bitches. You have to be vigilant, know the things she responds well to and the things she doesn't, avoid the pitfalls and set up situations in which you display all of the characteristics you've seen she likes. All the while it must seem effortless, natural, second nature to you. You have to get it in her mind that she's dumb as all fuck for not being with you. Oh and if you're not her type physically don't bother, so at the very basest level ensure she's got some kind of physical attraction to you and capitalise on it.

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if this ugly guy can talk his way into getting fresh teen pussy on the regular then anyone can.

Holy shit. Im in the same unit as her

>deleted all my porn
What.

Dude, whatehell? Do what you did first! Read pic related. Look, don't talk to her via your phone. Don't be dumb with your smartphone! Get your shit together (that can be anything) don't safe porn on your cellphone or computer, or take showers and hit the gym. Do a lot of things for the first time.

hey fags,
name's Dan. Just here to remind you losers that you guys are all insecure fat, fugly, man children with no lives. You lonely fucktards probably never seen a vagina in real life lmao. Maybe its because no sane girl wants to fuck some racist neckbeard who thinks he was too smart for school despite flunking out and living in their mom's basement. fucking pathetic. While you guys were too busy jerking off to ponies and traps, I was busy fucking the prom queen while being valedictorian and getting admissions from every ivy league university. Do the world a favor and kill yourselves because youre wasting my air.
>pic related its me and my gf

One day I'll be a teacher.

i have the chance to be quiet intresting and decent looking so i go speak to girls with a beer or two in my blood, if the feeling pass well, let's go, if not, let see other girl

the key to getting laid i think is not trying to

There is a lot of free porn on the internet, why the fuck should I safe porn on my computer or smartphone? That's just sad. The goal is to get laid and not to jackoff!

Nudes, Bro?

But it's good to be prepared when you get the change. Me myself don't drink, smoke or do drugs. But I can talk my way put of anything! Taking good care of my body and having a confidence like I OWN the world does it for me!

Found the beta

Get fit. Personally I use steroids. Sometimes I fuck trannies when shit is not going good. I explore craigslist sometimes. Sometimes set up mw4m type things. I've fucked like 100 people. My girlfriend is in another state right now while we do long distance. The key is to make the girls laugh. Laughter is literally the most important thing guys.

>Me myself don't drink, smoke or do drugs.

if you wanna have a good date you need to both have a couple of drinks.

>Drinking alcohol just to get laid

>Laughter is literally the most important thing guys.

how big is your dick?

If you are good looking and got money then you don't have to do much to get girls! The way your girl looks is the way your income looks like!

7.5" on a good day

Having dates at a bar is literally one of the best ways to initially meet.

I got bad news for you...

5.5 INCHES LOL

Hi Dan, almost didnt recognize you. Had two of my fellow gang members and I not spent the better part of two days coming on your wifes pleading face and shoving our cocks into her holes two at a time I probably would have forgotten. Nice of you to foot the bill, however. I swear that suite want like that until your little sister got there.

M8 if you need alcohol to make a date better you already failed

WUT

>you only drink at a bar
>what is a party

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What is being older than 20 lmao. I'm 26

I wish I had

>26

who the fuck cares. mid twenties is a perfectly normal age to pick up chicks at parties and festivals.

Doing nofap helped me a lot!

This

give up and order a male prostitute. They're cheaper.

No fap makes me really fucking horny all the time after like a week on not having a wank. That ends up making me look really thirsty because I'm desperate to blow a load into anything that walks. Like I don't even realise it, my friends have told me.

Yeah just take the black cock

>Not taking ice cold showers

Don't stay inside your house 24/7. I tried it for years but it doesn't work.

If people took the advice that they need in their lifes, then believe me on this: you wouldn't be quite often here on Sup Forums! I use everything in my advance, I used to hate gays, but then I realise that the more gays the more girls for me HAHAHAHHAHA

Girls, who want to have sex expect to get laid aswell. So dont dig for a mile if you can lay 10ft of pipe, Tim

Girls, who want a bf will joke around and accept innuendos. So dont geek out, but set phasers to stun, Tim

Girls, who want relationship are shy and take things slow, cause its serious. So dont fuck around, but be a gentelman, Tim

You know the saying - If you wanna get with a girl, fuck her mom

Girls hate their moms. So if you fuck their moms they will want to steal you from their moms, and you can get them to do anything.

In order to get the mom, you need to fuck the mom's mom. Then the mom's mom's mom etc.

Eventually it'll come down to digging up and fuckin a dead body. That, you kinda have to do on your own

user, you need to get laid asap then nofap will be easy for you! You know then that you already got pussy, so you wont fap or watch porn as often as you do now because you want the real deal!

Possibly the greatest answer ever.....do this OP

Kek

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you're definitely not going to be

i can already tell where you're from and unless you're shaved all over then consider suicide

Shit doesn't help at all! What I do is being outside my house as much as possible! I just want to come home to eat, shower & sleep

Well not with that attitude

I do this

18 myself, been meeting with 17 year olds and doing this to no avail. Just a reminder that if a younger girl responds to simply gentle prodding and speaking your mind with hostility then avoid it if you can

If you're desperate then just don't speak your true mind, simple as that

Lost

I am shaved all over. I dropped out of college to play non league football and work for my uncles business but shit and I want to go back into education hence why I'm finishing my 2nd year and going to uni to become an accountant for that same uncle.

Not everyone is a fat neckbeard like you, bro.

But it's shit*

user you will get so much pussy at uni if you play your cards right

What is shit?

Alright buddy, best of luck with the debt and the girls that will make your life difficult

Remember not to shit where you eat

Topkek

Be conident , dress well ans be willinqgmto fuck 4/5's

Spoken like a true loser in life! Just because you didn't get your shit together in life, doesn't mean that others wont!