Be American

>be American
>have no middle name

>be spic
>have too many names

Lots of people from the south have middle names

Where did you hear this?

>tfw your first name isn't Octavian and middle isn't August

The only person I know that doesn't have a nickname is from Quebec.

I have a middle name dumbass

>be american
>be named tyrone leshawn rodriguez

t. tyrone leshawn rodriguez

>be Brazilian
>have no middle class

middle names are a third world thing

>middle names are a third world thing

T. Aladdin allah aladinski

>Sudaca referring to United States residents as Americans
Now I've seen everything

Why do i have a russian last name?

my middle name is David

My middle name is Ryan, what's yours OP?

nice hair very rapeable

>naming your kid allah

Absolutely haram. If you're gonna name your kid something with the names of G*d in it you need to put Abdi or Abed in front of it which means "slave of"

>His middle name isn't a surname

t. Chad Jameson Bradford Willingham Thundercock IV

You have a multicultural background obviously
Thanks sweden, we can always count with you to enrich us culturally

>be latino
>copy a paragraph from don quixote and use that as your middle name.

>be non iberic
>have only 1 last name

>having a middle name
Literally for what purpose

>have middle name
>everyone makes puns about your name and famous people who share it

Kill me desu

>Quotes and flag don't match up
Are you Iberic my dude?

Also:
> [ first name ] [ mother's last name ] [ father's last name ]

That is the master race.

where do you live that you don't have a middle name?

I have 2 middle names plus my last name which is 4 syllables

so my name is like

First middle middle last last last

t. BillyBob CJ McKenzie

What happens when you have a child? Is he then
> [first name] [[mother's mother last name] [mother's father last name]] [[father's mother last name] [father's father last name]]
?

The 20th generation child is going to have 1048577 names in that system.

w e w

severely underrated

Imagine your the father:

> [Your child's first name] [Child's mother last name] [Your last name]

It's an easy consept don't know how you can mess that up.

What's [Your last name]? Your father's last name, mothet's, both?

My middle name is Joseph

Ok, I'm gonna give you an example.

I am Alberto Costa Barbosa.
My father's last name is Barbosa.
My mother's last name is Costa.

So by this logic my children's last name will be Barbosa for I am their father.


Is this good?

I'm from New York City, no middle name.

Got it, so only the male part of last name gets passed. That's logical and seems pretty standard.

ME TOO

> its a arab pretends arabs aint shitholes post
:3

Good job.
Btw do people in other country's have a family emblem? Like a coat of arms or something?

Usually not. It was true in the past, because some families remember them by tradition, I'm pretty sure I knew what mine was but I'm not able to recall right now.

Brazilians are stupid. I do have a middle name.

Wouln't it be on the internet tho?
Most portuguese family emblems are preaty easy to find.

t. Alberto Barbosa

MY MISDDL E NME IS JAMES

You can meme about it but their coat of arms is preaty good.

Your father's