>be me
>try to seduce girl with patrician taste
>"check Pharaoah Sanders, he plays like spiritual jazz, it's like freejazz with..."
>"what's freejazz user?"
>"n-evermind, check this new band called Death Grips, it's kind of experimental hip-hop and they..."
>"ew i don't like hiphop"
>"...o-ok, you might like something more calm, like Arca, he played a sort of avant-garde electronic called Weird Frontier mus…"
>"wtf user, he's gay as fuck... are you gay too?"
>"...n-no..."
why girls are such shit taste??
Be me
Henry Harris
Levi Parker
>she says user
Ayden Brown
>death grips
it's you, user
James Parker
this never happened
and you have the most basic fucking taste
Landon Rivera
>this never happened
really?
Lucas Williams
BNM(best new meme)
Charles Sanders
it saddens me that it truly happened.
more:
>"do you listen to happier songs user?"
>"yes! Kero Kero Bonito! it's fun, cute and she…"
>"lol! i hate kpop"
>"...b-but it isn't"
I left when she fall asleep while I was trying to convince her than Lust For Youth was more original than the Cure.
FYI she's just a regular metalhead pleb. Hopeless case imho.
Logan Garcia
Just say some pleb shit like Two Door Cinema Club and girls will be sucking you're Dick in minutes
Aaron Perry
>Getting girls by being yourself
Literally never happens. Say Vampire Weekend, maroon 5 or arctic monkeys or something
Ryder Sanders
if someone tells you something is weird the worst thing you can do is pussy out and back down
double down and hit them with a "maybe you're not into it, cool, i also know like _______"
if you're shooting in the dark just ASK WHAT THEY LIKE. "oh user i like _______" oh cool yeah, do you know _______? they're sort of like that but like x, y and z.
learn 2 conversation.