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Poser Holocaust edition

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vektor is unironically fantastic band

This

Who is is this semen demon

Opeth juxtaposes the worst and the most annoying elements invented by art rock circles with MTV friendly death metal - this is as real as Cradle of Filth's corpsepaints, as artsy as late period Dali paintings and as progressive as John Williams soundtracks are for modern classical music.

But hold on, this is the leading band of progressive death metal. The "prog" part, like in any other cases, is for individuals too narrow minded to try something beyond death metal. As for the genre itself it may be a real gem, but what can we do when the whole genre has been eating its tail since it's been "invented"?

I'd rather stick to something raw, evil, underproduced, misanthropic and primitive, without art rock vocals, art rock solos, art rock production, art rock growlings, art rock tempo changes, art rock oriental riffs, art rock acustic intros and all this Death meets Porcupine Tree meets late Pink Floys meets late Metallica meets Tool meets Nightwish meets Clannad meets My Dying Bride meets Queensryche meets Paradise Lost shit.

accurate

>browses DMU once

USBM is best BM

I miss the old dmu

what is dmu

death metal underground

more like dimmu borgir rite lmao

How did everyone like the new Witchery? I was pretty surprised by it but it was my introduction to them.

>tfw NWOBMH is dead

It's for the best.

so is thrash, for the most part

Bands like Fastkill are doing a relatively good job giving it life support, imo.

see

of all bands, fastkill? top kek

hence "for the most part", dumbass

>Colombia is the USA

>current location: Seattle

>posts a non-current location album

>underproduced
But user, shit production doesn't always mean good metal. Metallica has been mixed for shit since 1988 and look at their downhill slide in that same timeframe.

same, they used to be pretty much the only place *at least* attempting to examine metal in the larger scope of (art) history

now it's just a shadow of its former self in being a Sup Forums satellite, which they prioritize over talking about the music and there's really no other good resource in the vacuum they left of 'metal as a legitimate form'

What is this band's best albums? I've only listened to pic related and Gutter Ballet and loved the shit out of them.

Sirens my dude

This, plus Dungeons Are Calling

If you dare venture into their Broadway stuff, try Dead Winter Dead or The Wake of Magellan

>Trans-Siberian Orchestra is Savatage
Wait, what
WHAT???

>mfw hearing TSO on the radio for the first time and being like "Oh shit brah it's muhfucken Savatage"

It's good, but it's no HERE COMES THE EXECUTIONERRRRRR

What's up with Ebinland and their meme mummies?

>mfw I thought demonburger was kvlt

>took all these years to finally listen to this

Well I'm glad it happened

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next level

>look up Thrash or Die - Poser Holocaust on metal archives
>has 8 reviews
>all of them give it a 0%
What's the meme with this album?

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TIME HAS SLASHED EACH UNTOUCHED THING , SO NOW HE IS JUST A STAINED CLASS KING

*badass intro riff intensifies*

0/10

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google says noelle benepe

Good band

aaaaaand dropped

Weird, there used to be one review that gave it 75%

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP
WE DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE AND WATCH THE CNN

I'M AN EARTH ROCKER
EVERYBODY HEAR ME NOW
I'M AN EARTH ROCKER
EVERYBODY GET THE MESSAGE

>Black metal is good

whew lads

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so this is way better than i expected

i should really stop writing off classic bands' modern albums

i would have walked out

What the fuck?

The new Grave album from last year is pretty cool too

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Wank metal

where does a low-level riffag go from here?

>metal archives

your first mistake

The genre may be eating it's own tail, but you're sucking your own dick

Tapping the vein
Deicide (s/t)
Eaten back to life

It's not a thing about finland.
The specific artist who made the cover to Demilich's Nespithe also made the cover to that Adramelech album and other finndeath.

The art is always bad and features similar looking humanoids because he's a shit artist.

RED ROVER RED ROVER BOB LAZAR'S COMIN OVER.

So did TÃĪtgren just lose it by this point? I mean, Hypocrisy's not been good for years, Pain is only mildly tolerable, Bloodbath hasn't been good since he left and now he's just teaming up with Rammstein members? Aside from that, is anyone ever recording in his studio nowadays?

>mfw Christmas eve 12/24 is literally just the savatage recording sandwiched into a TSO album

Dude is 46 years old. It's hard to listen to death metal and take it seriously when you are 26, let alone almost twice as that.

He's written literally hundreds of songs, sometime you just run out of shit to say.

HEY HEY NOW WHAT'S THAT SMELL!?

JUST LIKE CORN BREAD DONE TOO WELL!

You know that's not a bad point. I've also glanced over and it seems the studio's still being used. Mainly by his own bands and shit like Sabaton, but hey, money's money nonetheless.

I'm sure that money is good enough if it made that bald chunky dude leave Scar Symmetry in order to be a full time engineer there.

ded thred

rate hate masturbate

more atmosphere like this?

Rome metal?

How is The Red in The Sky is Ours liked here? The drumming is nice hbt

>tfw when no new new wave of british heavy metal

something brute like this?

there is, in fact, a new wave of trad heavy metal going though

it's got just as revived as thrash and death metal did a couple years back

but it seems to be only in sweden and canada

i think it's unequivocally better than everything that followed

>Hypocrisy's not been good for years
You wanna fight?

too intelldjent

Djared, get out.

>dvdtdr
What did he mean by this?

That is the best mdm album of all time so you're out of luck

Decent album circleerked by DMU elitists

yessss

Be'lakor

>Bloodbath hasn't been good since he left

negro what?

not really.

Nicl Holmes is really good and underrated vocalist when he tries

Too bad he isn't that great live

Opinions?

Looks like generic death metal
Pass

I wish i was skilled enough to make my version.
Maybe in 20 years

transcedental metal

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Please stop

Good stuff

SHIT OUT OF LUCK

NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK

Bethlehem - Bethlehem
Has Bethlehem's new album leaked yet?
Pleasepleaseplease tell me that someone has a rip or download link for it.

Answer if you're still here and you really wants me to shill my plebiness

Also how familiar are you with the classics in general

>Metallicuck

>Cuckbar

he must have something that you dont

>destruction
no need to insert "cuck" it's already bad enough

black skin?