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Previous thread: News:

>Jon Jones USADA'd
twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/750895680307113984

>UFC FN 90 weigh in photos
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-90-weigh-in-photos-first-of-three-straight-cards-has-folks-ready-to-scream

>Jones: I beat Cormier "in my prime of partying"
mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12110972/jon-jones-has-sober-message-to-daniel-cormier-i-beat-him-in-my-prime

Other links:

>UFC 200 Embedded EP 4
youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE

>UFC 200: It's Time
youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE

Other urls found in this thread:

ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12115102/jon-jones-pulled-from-ufc-200-brock-lesnar-vs-mark-hunt-is-new-main
bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/22/7872199/ped-jon-jones-testosterone-levels-suspicious-daniel-cormier-drug-test-ufc-182
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

SCHAUB IS GOD

JONES IS SATAN

JONES IS SHOOK AND TOOK ROIDS TO GET OUT OF GETTING SUCCED

DC tha GOAT

TFW NO SUCC

DANIEL CORMIER IS THE FUCKING GOAT

HE BEAT JON JONES

JONES BTFO

>be UFC
>only star is mandrama fighter
LOL

YOU SHOULD GO WITH THEM

>JONES

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>I hit them in the head
who designed this garbage, forrest griffin?

God damnit jones

Did Jones really get btfo'd?

ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference

DANA ON POOICIDE WATCH

LIVE PRESSER RIGHT NOW

200 ruined

jones vs fedor in moscow when

THIS IS NOW A NATTY GOATS THREAD
POST NATTY GOATS HERE ONLY
(STEROID CHEATERS NOT ALLOWED)

It's true. All of it.

kek

How come every single UFC main event I'm hyped for gets ruined. It's happened like 4 times in a row now. Last one was Rockhold vs Weidman.

Now that the dust has settled, can we agree Cormier is the goat light heavyweight?

NO FUCKING WAY

>Jones was shook because he knew he had no counter to an inverted modified hummer
>resorts to doping against a man fueled purely by cake and chicken

I sincerely hope you lads train with your dick in a gi eat least 2 times a day. There is no excuse for having no ground game.

FUCK THIS SHIT ALL THIS FUCKING HYPE AND NOW THIS

BETTER THIS BE A GODAMN TRICK

DC is the goat LHW champ and nobody can say otherwise

Without a doubt. Could've been the best heavyweight too for all we know.

cerrone available vs cormier?

what if just nate vs diaz 2 already?

Oh shit what's up?
I've literally just woken up

>showing the commercial that starts with jones then cutting it off

L M F A O

>tfw last fight companion they predicted someone would not make the card

get O.N.N.I.T onnit to see the future today

Did the press conference just end?

>doubles his intake of popeyes, goes up to HW to take on Brock

CHOC v. BROCK

Jones is p4p #1 but has also fucked up so many times, what does this mean for his future?

>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).

>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).

>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).

>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).

>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).

>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).

JUST

Jones tested pos for doping broke honestly 20mins ago,

ITT: POST ATHLETES WHO'S CAREERS AND LEGACIES ARE PERMANENTLY DESTROYED. I'LL START

No they're just scrambling to cover time and all their time covering ads feature Jones.

whoever is coordinating this stream is panicking hard

Have they disclosed what substance he took?

Ayyy lmao
Ayyyyyyyyy lmao

Why is doping even a thing? Who the fuck cares? Just let them compete.

WHAT'S JOHNATHAN "MARROW" JONES DOING IN THE BELLATOR ZONE?

>JON "EYE POKE" "CRACK PIPE" JONES

>potential violation

So does that mean there's a chance that he didn't violate anything? Also, why does doing doing drugs make you get disqualified from fighting anyway? Unless they're steroids.

Type F for Jones' career

im onnit

F

WE WERE LITERALLY LESS THAN 3 FUCKING DAYS AWAY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO FUCKING PERFECTLY

FUCK YOU JON

FUCK YOU

IM A REAL FITE FAN IM A REAL FITE FAN

FUCK EVERYTHING THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOAT CARD

Diuretics for example can mask steroid use, and there are other masking agents.

>potential violation

how can there be a potential violation

you either violated or you didn't

>Who the fuck cares?
Fighters

It just hit you that you will not see Jon Jones compete in the UFC for at least 2 years.

>mfw UFC 200 is ruined

F

it's real

mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12115102/jon-jones-pulled-from-ufc-200-brock-lesnar-vs-mark-hunt-is-new-main

Is Jones really out of 200 for roids?

Fucking retard negroes. I was rooting for him... Do we.know the substance that make him pos?

Conor McGregor sends his regards.

Probably means the A sample tested positive but they haven't done the B one yet.

>the irony of Jones getting popped and Bork getting promoted to main event

Cause they have to test b samples in case of a false positive

I don't think anyone knows for what substance. Could be weed for all we know.

I think the way USADA works is you give an A and B sample and you can request they also test the B sample if A comes back dirty

will be fun to see whether he even bothers, or if he knows it's over

how can he be roiding when he is skinny as shit
he's not even that tone

hunt BTFO

F
I think it's just for legal reasons that they say that. They wouldn't release this information if he didn't fail some test

>he believed things would be okay
>he thought this gift of God would be unspoiled

Learn ye the wormy ways of this meme-sport

pack your shit goofs we're going to new mexico

>GOAT CARD
Without Conor?
wew

The Light Heavyweight division has now been renamed the "What If" division for years to come.

conor cursed 200 with gaelic black magic

watch brock shit his colon out at the weigh ins

It's a doping violation, it's some sort of PED

with Brock's genetics if he juiced he'd literally be the hulk, he's not even that jacked tbqh

dana, if you're reading this, just call conor and nate and double down, save the card and reschedule 202
pls dana

>mfw just learn about this

holy shit

rip ufc 200

Fuck jones

Never will be my boy never was. How can you be so retarded

...

Conor wins lads

Where the fuck is the press conference? I see quotes from journalists on twitter but no video.

OFFICIALLY OFF MY BOYS LIST.

conor is meme trash, fuck off m8

Dana needs to sell his house and bribe Conor and Nate to come back and save UFC 200

please PLEASE put dana's face on robb's. and like artem or ido on bolton's

>born too late to compete untested to become the undisputed p4p Pride open weight legend
>born just time in time to get a taste of ufc stardom before crashing out as a druggie

The main event of UFC 200 the ppv hyped for years is literally Brock Lesnar lmao. I'm so glad I stopped following UFC and its fucking retarded hype train fueled "sport"

Just a reminder

bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/22/7872199/ped-jon-jones-testosterone-levels-suspicious-daniel-cormier-drug-test-ufc-182

>Le can't stop doing banned substances man

>Plot Twist

Diaz-Goober superfight was the plan all along for 200

fuck this shit its really sad happening 2 days ago

My friend who knows DC says he stands to lose 5-10 million dollars thanks to Jones dumbass

No I get that but the test came back positive for a banned substance which means it's not a "potential" violation, it ostensibly is a direct violation no?

i dno whatever, it's still hilarious. what a retard

FUCKING USADA SHITS

>mfw was actually going to order 200 instead of streaming it

>UFC 200: Cormier vs Johnson II

Diego Sanchez is upset at this news.

I TRIED SO HARD

Zuffa will sell after UFC 200 craters. They've all had enough

>he's not even that jacked
sure thing bud

His career is literally over

Probably, yeah, they test, retest, and retest the retest. It wouldn't be questioned at all if they weren't sure.

since Lesnar vs Hunt is the main event, do you guys think Brock/Hunt can even go 5 rounds?

it's on, DC vs Bisping main event