/NFL/ General : Rigged edition

CIN:Tyler Boyd slated for Bengals slot WR role
GB:Adams to get 'first crack' for Packers 3rd WR
DET:Megatron opens up about early retirement
CAR:Funchess to take over as Panthers No. 2 WR
CAR:Panthers will employ 'committee' at receiver?
DEN:Broncos put Sanders extension talks 'on hold'
FA:Lions finally end saga, cut Stephen Tulloch
DEN:'Clear' Miller would get better offer as FA
WAS:Cousins, Redskins have not made any progress
NYG:Rashad Jennings to see 15+ carries a game?
MIA:Tunsil suffered 'growing pains' this spring
DET:Zenner 'early front-runner' for big back job

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youtube.com/watch?v=3X60mrYO1UU
twitter.com/scohenPI/status/748557343386800128
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autism

You faggots need to learn the difference between fat and high test

Post pics of QB's

Says the guy who is literally dating Danny DeVito

I like mine T H I C C pham

>CAR:Funchess to take over as Panthers No. 2 WR
>CAR:Panthers will employ 'committee' at receiver?

Well which one is it Carolina?

>don't like thicc
must be why latinas never appealed to me.

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That or you might be gay

isn't it spelled "boi"

>sat around all day drinking in the pool
>fell asleep around 5
>woke up at 11:30

How do I unfuck my sleep schedule and life in general lads?

>The NFL players believe Cam is the best player in the league

What is with this meme?

nah I just like curves in different places than that. super wide thighs isn't as appealing as a thinner waist instead, for example.

doesn't matter really, i prefer bussy.

killing yourself

Like I said learn the difference between high test and fat.

Nice. I just hate girls who pretend to like sports.

Implicit bias. Grew up with them and I couldn't like Mexican til I got drunk n horny one day. Now they aren't so bad

What an original suggestion

>he doesn't like wide birthing hips

your kid is going to have autism

>dont like thicc


The fuck is wrong with you

>hips and thighs are the same thing
so you've never actually touched a woman right

>I just hate girls who pretend to like sports.

Tell me how this commercial makes you feel

ispot.tv/ad/AApI/2015-nissan-altima-drive-to-the-game-song-by-bruno-mars

Take sleep pills, its up to you if you should take enough to OD or not

She has skinny bird calfs. Would not bang

>posts not thicc
The fuck is wrong with YOU?

I'm wondering why Nissan shelled out the money to sponsor the Titans' stadium but couldn't secure the rights to use their actual jersey in the commercial.

I'll bet u do ;)
not to be rude but they were probably going to inherit it anyway

it takes a variety things, actually. you need to be productive somehow by doing something that feels like work, whether or not its the kind of work that feels enjoyable or not is up to you. you've also got to maintain a good diet and exercise, there's physiological reasons that those relate to your sleep schedule. also if you cut yourself off from regular real-world social interaction it can have that effect too because of the flow of some brain chemicals or something I dunno.

if you're just talking about a short term fix for your sleep though, it depends on what kind of person you are I guess. for me, staying up the whole night the next time, making sure I don't nap at all the next day, then going to bed on time the night after works for me.

>not to be rude but they were probably going to inherit it anyway
might be true but at least he said I'm going to have a kid, that's a step up from most internet insults.

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Eh. I have half a bottle of fireball and about 10 beers, that should do the trick

How is this pleasing to anybody?

Post T H I C C

>tfw still no football

Not thicc, just ass.

it takes a big man to insult another mans hypothetical children
what mixes best with white wine? it's all I have in the house and I'm trying to get shitfaced but I can't stand the taste

>twitter.com/JohnMiddlekauff/status/750885260888420352/video/1

What did he mean by this?

Google "Love Randalin" if you lads like T H I C C

(:

so dangeruss go married. wonder what future has to say about that?

Sprite pham

Well then post ass

I'd take right any day anyone who takes left is retarded just like the political left.

sprite or pepsi

Too much ass

>half of the NFL would probably smash

I will always be a tit man.

Reminder that this happened
youtube.com/watch?v=3X60mrYO1UU

for you

If you had the chance to fuck her and you passed on it you're a retard. Statistically you'd never meet another girl with a body like that so you almost have to do it

>Russ is going to die before the preseason
>Tavaris Jackson JUSTed himself
>BJ Daniels is MIA
>Seahawks future in Boykin's hands

Derek Carr TDs over/under : 32

though to be fair, I'm a independent guy myself. I always vote for me on election days.

I just have a lower tolerance for the left than I do the right.

Trips confirms

rip hawks
I don't think I could

>>Seahawks future in Boykin's hands
twitter.com/scohenPI/status/748557343386800128

>arm hair
This pisses me off. Why do women go to the trouble of shaving their legs, pussy, and in some cases their face just to leave that shit on.

Go packers! Win da NFCN

Can I lick her ass?

Also more juiciness

I like how the pic to the article is in JUST mode

Someone post RG3's THICC wife

wow I'm friends with this girl on facebook lol

breh

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One Piece swimsuits are better than bikinis

Post current NFL stars and their past equivalent

>Brady - Montana

Haha me too

That girl is built like a hobbit

some of the ones in One Piece wear bikinis though

:^)

not half bad
DELET THIS

>GB:Adams to get 'first crack' for Packers 3rd WR

FUCKING WHY

Nigga still doesn't understand the back shoulder throw

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Best /nfl/ couple reporting in

what did he do?

wait, is that your ass? did he take a screencap of your ass when you were on cam? is that why you don't want it posted?

t. Brent Musburger

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12 spammed her butt in one thread months ago

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You think she'll feel guilt growing up and slowly learning her dad is a rapist?

>her

Wasn't that the thread where all the trips were super drunk and everyone but me was pretty much posting their ass?

>carrmageddon objecting to someone being a woman
oh the ironing

Just fine

I do have pics of my ass and its pretty thicc to be honest senpai, but I won't post that shit on Sup Forums. but here have my shoe size instead.

His fucking face looks like a lima bean

God had to make room for his elite brain.

Based Cutty

Heather looks like an Angel

was there actually a thread like that or are you just memeing? if there really was then I'm glad I missed it.

that's because he's a necromancer, his decomposing human fleshface disguise doesn't fit too well, especially since it's some other face not meant for his skull. probably sewn together from multiple facial parts, that's why he has to wear makeup.

Does anyone have Matt Hasselbeck's number?

So has everyone completely forgotten about Goff and Wentz?

Jay literally does not deserve that piece of ass.

She is, she was put on this earth to breed future elite quarterbacks.

nah I posted that like 8 months ago at like 3 am or something
just didn't expect anyone to save it/still have it
don't remind me desu

Cutler looks like a bro

Sadly yes there was a thread like that. bb, police and a few other trips went full retard

8

Romo and Cutty are waaaaaaaaaaay out of their leagues.

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Who is the dude with Brady?

Jizzy

Jesus Christ, look at her hand.

>your gf will never be angel
>you will never produce elite QBs

Bitch looks like she works at Great Clips

Cutler is the most self absorbed arrogant frat boy cunt in the NFL.

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>overhyping 2nd round talent because this year's QB class is so shit and taking them #1 and #2 overall in the draft
>even the Browns elected not to do this

so can we all agree that the Iggles and Rams made a stupid decision doing this?