hey /b need your help. i´m participating in a contest where the funniest joke gets to win sth. nice. so please hmu with some nice one liners or even youtube comedians, both are legit in this contest. here is some 10/10 god tier ass for your efforts
Hey /b need your help. i´m participating in a contest where the funniest joke gets to win sth. nice...
Ryan Butler
Leo Peterson
Whats seperates humans to animals?
The Mediterranean
Angel Scott
for your efforts user
Zachary Green
Why do they put cotton balls inside of pill bottles? To remind black people that they were slaves before they were drug addicts.
Nicholas Morris
more of that ass
Hudson Myers
op dump the rest of her set
Ian Campbell
tell me moar jokes though. for the next good one ill dump one more of her
Thomas Rivera
your family tree is a circle OP
there, now dump
Henry Jackson
So, an elephant and a fly go to the beach. The fly says to the elephant, go feel if the water is warm.
No, says the elephant, you're going to push me in...
Badum tiss
Ethan Harris
not funny sorry
Michael Martin
Why don't niggers have problems walking in the snow?
Because they wear chains.
Benjamin Parker
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
Logan Perez
Post whole set user
Charles Richardson
not one joke made me really laugh yet you anons can do better
Christopher Young
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Cuz he wasn't born yesterday
Brody Roberts
Kid: hey grandma, can I give this poor fellah, who's screaming in the streeta, dollar?
Grandma: sure
Kid: cool
Grandma: what's he yelling?
Kid: 2 scoops of ice cream for a dollar !
Gabriel Martin
women's rights
Evan Moore
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Brandon Wood
Why don't old people have sex?
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwhich?
Samuel Anderson
Cmon man this if funny..give credit
Jaxon James
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Luis Brown
that one was actually very funny
Jaxon Perry
How do you make a nun have sex?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Austin Reed
that joke makes jesus cross
Matthew Parker
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Asher Hill
What's the difference between user and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it
Ayden Perry
a dude enters a bar, in the bar there is a sign: beer prices men 2$ women 1$.
beer so the dude says to the bartender "one beer please", and the bartender replays "that's 2$ sir".
the dude answers "no that's 1$, i'm a woman". "i don't believe that the bartender says, 2$ please".
the dude replais no i'm a woman, if you don't believe me you can check"
so the bartender dos that he reaches over the counter, puts his hand down in his pants and touches his throbbing cock"
as he dos the dude smacks another dollar on the desk and says "you just touched my cock for a dollar"