/heem/

Old Jon popped, we memed too hard, don't worry, we'll get ours in 8 years boys,

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apology for poor english

when were you when jon jons dies

i was sat at home eating horse meat when dana ring

'jon is kill'

'no'

Schaub is God

The best fight they could make is Bisbong vs Cormier
>two champs
>Bisping heemed Cormier's boyfriend and DC will want to avenge his training partner's loss
>Mike is willing to do it
>possible camp banter
>Bisping is one of the most popular fighters available, who cares about Urial Hall and Mousasi

I WANT THE EASIEST DICC IN THE DIVISION

I WANT RYAN BADER

GIVE BISPING HIS SHOT TO BE TWO WEIGHT WORLD CHAMPION

EVERY FIGHT IS DIFFERENT BELIEVE YOU ME

Cant get hyped for fights anymore :(

SHIT CARD SHIT SPORT


LAFFIN AT ALL YOU FAGS THAT ACTUALLY PAY FOR THIS

I was watching a DC interview, getting hyped for the fight coming up. Then open up heem and see the news. Heart stopped for a sec

I can't handle this anymore. MMA is too emotionally taxing. What's a less painful sport to be a fan of?

>Mfw

We are now in the age of Wonder Boy.

>Mark Hunt is headlining UFC 200

>not GSP
>not Jon Jones
>not Anderson Silva
>not Conor McGregor
>not Ronda Rousey

i would like to see Anderson vs DC
could they somehow do it?

wwe

Bisping really doesn't need to get destroyed before his first title defense, in which he'll get destroyed anyway.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

post yfw jones' candle burned out

>implying
The booking makes you want to kill yourself almost every time you watch it.

Kickboxing

Lion Fight tomorrow

Its official, MMA is a meme sport

Im streaming everything from now on. Kiss my shekels goodbye Dana

Can't wait to hear that bullshit excuse Jones and his PR team come up with

he also headlined 180

Lol, Mark Hunt is "headlining" as much as Yoko Ono was headlining when she would tag along with The Beatles m8.

SOMEBODY QUICK

I need a status on Dana White at this exact very second.

Cain and DC team up to fight Brock and Hunto in the first ever tag team UFC fight, you can tag out at the end of every round, if your partner gets finished, you have to fight the other two guys simultaneously.

youtube.com/watch?v=ub9dfum3fo4

guess he really showed it

>mfw Cowboy for main event in ufc 200

>Jon Jones quoting the bible on the day he was tested
>HE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS
hahahha

Apologize.

post yfw brock is USADA'd
pic related

But it's a good fight they can make, Bisping handles wrestlers better than Mousasi, Uriah Hall is inconsistent and gun shy. They don't really have many options that will make exciting fights

>probably 8 years until UFC 300

>probably 8 years until another succ worthy main event

>probably 8 years before we see two potential GOATs duke it out on the biggest stage

Is Gegard really the best they can come up with? His last two losses are still fresh.

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I'm from the 607. I met Jones before he even fought in the UFC when he was with Bombsquad. I've made so many fucking excuses for this piece of shit. I'm done. Fuck Jones. Fuck everything about him. He's fucking dead to me.

What a goddamn waste. If he somehow fights on the MSG card I'll sell my tickets too. I have zero need for this motherfucker anymore. Snake in the fucking grass.

>yoel peed on me as a prank and a little got in my mouth

I just watched that video of DC talking about the situation and fuck man now I'm sad.

>Lion Fight is kickboxing
Insulting t.b.h.

Breaking News: Jones pulled from UFC 200; Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs Cláudia Gadelha is new main event

>Begging for fights on twitter
>Not even getting 100 likes

>Psalm 18:33 He makes my feet like the feet of a deer; he causes me to stand on the heights.

link?

Lion Fight? More like Lyin' about paying Fight-ers

Mousasi makes zero effort to stop takedowns, that wouldn't be a good fight.

Did Trump make this happen?

youtube.com/watch?v=9P0bAQdRzN8
It's some devo shit man

Same. Done making excuses for him.

I hope he gets a 10 year suspension. Don't even want to watch him fight ever again. This news just annoys me.

Dana wants to make a fight. Post LEGIT contenders:

Hendo
Bisping
Anderson

Who else?

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"He" is his dealer.

The GSP/Silva/Jones/Anderson dynasty is over.

Bisping
gus
moose
hall
cowboy(lul)
Latifi

who else will step up

pretty much its saying how high he is right? standing on heights and feet on deer sounds like he's tripping on weed or crack

>shut your mouth, shut your mouth, shut your mouth

What did he mean by this?

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australian headlining ufc 200

feels pretty good lads.

Continue by pressing the link above...

link?

didn't Ortega get popped too?

>1 retweet
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>1
>one

he is from New Zealand

He's from New Zealand.

And continuing the biggest national rivalry in MMA, Australia vs Canada

>all these literally whos crawling out of the woodwork

It's the UFC 200 co main, not UFC Fight Night Omaha on Spike TV, just stop

they should make it hunt vs lesnar vs cormier in a triple threat match.

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>16 Jun 2016
>Psalm 18:33 #Champion2016

Psalm 18:33: "He maketh my feet like hinds' feet, and setteth me upon my high places."

ITS OFFICIAL, UFC IS FINISHED.

Biggest UFC of all time pulls one of the most hyped fights from the card literally DAYS before the event.

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?!

Dana needs to get on his knees right now and beg, BEG King Conor to show up on short notice. Stick him in there with a can, whatever, he's the ONLY man in the world that can even remotely salvage this situation.

What happened to her in that fight?

>UFC 151

>and the biggest card in MMA history

Does he just get immediately released if he gets banned?

Our very own!

as Australian as Pharlap, Crowded House and Pavlova

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>you now realise that UFC 200 main event is a 12-10 42 year old vs a 38 year old who hasn't fought in 5 years

nice "sport" you have there

What did he mean by this?

Somehow Conor literally won

Meme magic is on his side for sure

Is New Zealand only Australia when they do something good like Scotland is only the UK when Andy Murray wins something?

She got Cerrone'd

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I feel like he could dust hafayel in under a minute. Make Alvarez wait, Conor vs. RDA is now the main event yeh

the ufc needs to do Bisping vs Cormier

Who will /heem/ send?

On the bright side, this is the most press UFC 200 has got yet.

Things got Bellator-tier quicksmart

you're gonna get your ass kicked bud

Living is AGONY

*racism intensifies*

who /going to sleep now to wake up for press conference/ here

Conor should step in to fight the winner of Edgar vs Aldo for the main event that same night for a catchweight bout

2 days notice vs. fought an hour earlier, seems fair to me

Will a prelim fight get bumped up to the main card now?

no he's not, thats like saying kyrie irving is australian

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6 bongs

Another american with a wrestling background gets popped
LMAO they should just ban them all

I am so sad. I can't even meme about this.

Really pathetic display here.

MAKE CONNOR VS RDA
EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THAT
THEY BOTH WANT TO DO IT
WHY NOT?

this

Apologize.

I'm 235lbs untrained. But I have a 5 inch height advantage on dc. If I can make weight in 2 days I'll save ufc 200