German bros and all friends of German football get in here!

German bros and all friends of German football get in here!

How fucking hyped are you?

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Fuck yea! I love boobs

inshallah

I don't know what you're talking about but she can get a creampie

This poor girl lost her phone :(

Where could it be?

*crane falls on you*

I will support Germany just because I don't want Cristiano to win anything ever again, and I don't trust France in the final.

is Schweinsteiger injured?

any time that question is asked there is always a 50% chance that the answer is yes

He completed the last training session and Löw implied he will be a starter tonight.

he's perma injured especially in the head, but he will play anyway.

>he will be a started tonight
I think it's time for an early post-match thread.

Very hyped, Germany got this shit won already.

>will destroy hosts again and cause delicious tears
>will obliterate Portulol in the finals and cause delicious Ronaldo tears, again

I forgot who you're playing

Am I the only one who thinks this reddit way of explaining things is absolute garbage and only true autists use it?

witnessed!

Good morning

Witnessed

Hyped af it's a free win

What's the silver stuff?

Valhalla chrome spray.

who /supporting Germany/ here?

He's back from the workshop with new plating, refurbished bearings and recalibrated servos in his right leg. Unfortunately they don't make parts for him anymore.
I just hope he doesn't fall apart today. He's the cutest player in this Euro.

Tough final tonight bro, hope you guys pull through. Do it after pens though, watching with the lads and want a nice final.

You better fucking win Hanz. There's no way I'm watching the finals if it's North Africa vs Pootugal.

Very excited. I expect a good game against strong French.

Well in that case you just don't watch the finals.
Portugal matches aren't worth watching anyway, so nothing of value will be lost.
It's also the preferred outcome of today's match because this way people who root for Germany don't have to watch Portugal anymore.

hope we'll see Merkel and Hollande watching the game

No worries. We got you covered Jackson.

German pls win.

No you're not.

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>Portugal matches aren't worth watching anyway, so nothing of value will be lost.
This
Today is the real final

No, you are right.

*blocks your path*

Why do Asian girls have such a fetish for everything that is German?

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i want to have sex so bad

LOVE ME MARRY ME PLSSS

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Why?

Call me bb, I'll drive to you

me in the back

Well, Japanese do because they aren't cucks like we are.

What a slut.

Hot af, but if you have kids with her they will come out as goblins as possible plastic surgery doesn't transfer through genes

>mfw nigs from the french team injure half of the german squad
>mfw germany wins
>mfw we face a weakened germany in the final

>mfw you still lose

You will lose against Germany or France, injured or not. You only played against literal meme teams so far

i like his scarf and Merkel is just cool in general

>Merkel is just cool in general
How are you enjoying those sanctions?

Tonight we right our wrong
Tonight the glorious soldiers of the Frankish Caliphate blow the FUCK out of dirty krauts
Tonight is the night

It will be 3-1
Mark my words.
For the Germany of course.

>Frankish
So cucked that you're countries official name comes from Germanic tribe. Sad.

>Merkel is just cool in general
Angela pls

Our eternal ally

>croatia
literally the best team in the group stages, beat the ex-world champions and the current europ champions of the last 2 editions

>poland
a team full of talented players, even the world champions could win agaisnt them in the group stages and even recently btfo them 2-0

>wales
the team where the best british player of this generation plays, they had only lost to the mighty english squad and absolutely humiliated the GOLDEN GENERATION of belgium

I just want a good game. If Germany loses it's fine, as long as you don't lose against Portugal.

t. germanic servant

Today im rooting for ze Germmans aber in the final ill be rooting for The Memiest of them all...

>implying you're not rooting for france

>Boateng secures victory for the German NT

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Kek.

>1-7
EVERY TIME

Also i think that if Germany wins Portugal can go to the Confed Cup, if France wins they can't.

Whatever, there were niggers in the Wehrmacht as well.

all were by the skin of your teeth wins shitskin

ah, you meant the monky

A win's a win. Certainly less skin of their teeth when compared to Germany - Italy.

Can we stop that
>Böathenger is a nignog meme?

>"Portugal wonderkid Renato Sanches says Bayern Munich 'should be looking forward to me' as he impresses at Euro 2016"

>uppity black kids thinking they are bigger than their clubs

As opposed to France? Their route to the semi's included Albania, Romania, Switzerland, Ireland and Iceland (who got BTFO). Germany is the first real team they're taking on.

Seriously though that guy won them the Mundial and he's gonna win them the Euro. I hope someone sees and appreciates what he's doing in the defense because during the World Cup he was the Great Wall.

lucky fucken bastered

Yep, even though he did goof up vs Italy.

Man I am watching for like 10 minutes already and this guy is still alive, luckiest mofo ever

i have to work :^(

>working a job so bydlo you have night shifts
Unless you are a doctor you should just neet out instead. Its not worth it.

>Be Engladers NT
>Get sodomized by dentists, plumbers and mechanics

dat shitty president

It's not a real gun, it's a BB gun. My brother shot me point blank in the head with one of those when I was young and I was fine

>3-3 Hungary-Portugal
plus.. just watching Penaldo on the field.
Diving, getting pissed off, TSUUUUing etc is king of memetastic desu.

Never visited reddit... so i dunno.

It's not that bad. Helped me out when I needed programming tips.

Anyone can help me find that short funny, comedy sketch on youtube.
It was about kids playing football and peeing in eachothers mouths to hydrate themselves.
Main kids name was...

>SASHA

I remember , that was by this one german meme rapper.
Something like DVNDNDS name or so

DCVDNS

cant find the video right now :/

About 10 years ago I was on holiday at Schloss Neuschwanstein and there were so many asian women who instead of taking pictures of the Schloss, wanted to take pictures with us. We were both really /fit/, tall and blond.
Feltgoodman.jpg

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Because they are not like us, brainwashed by leftists that tell us we need to hate ourselves and welcome the so called culture of so called refugees into our land.

>gay_man_checks_his_nails.gif

KEK
thx Hans.

Holy shit, it's his real dick, and probably his real piss.

Also mine isn't as big. :(

tfw too poor for a real jersey, now i gotta sweat.

apart i consider myself hyped as fuck. Have my ice cold radler already next to me.

>Radler

Look at this pussy.

He doesn't drink it though, not most of it at least.

Srsly...and you consider yourself German?
Im drinking
>pic related

>doesn't like Radler
I feel sorry for you, mate.

4-3-3 with bases Can. What can possibly go wrong?

I can't be arsed to give money to the adidas-jew so I just repurpose other patriotic garments for my pub outfit

>yfw da germans wins da euros