France - Germany (Pre-Match Thread)

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>Live 30 minutes away from Marseille
>Didn't get tickets
>Forced to watch the game in the usual rugby bar
Still gud 2bh

>E. Can
but will he?

I saw another starting 11 today at ntw or n24 I think

--------------------Müller--------------------
-----Draxler------Glubschil------Götze------
-----------Kroos-----Schweinsteiger-----------
Hector---Höwedes---Boateng---Kimmich
-----------------------Neuer-----------------------

Hey I'm here to fuck up everyone's good time

TSUUUUUUU

wtf same here
T'es d'aix?

germany has no striker?

do you really think Löw will give Götze another chance? dude has been playing god awful

i`d rather see Weigl beside Schweinsteiger and Kroos on özil position and özil on the right

choosing a team to root for is like choosing between having sex with your mom or your uncle

Can a frenchman translate these lyrics for me?

magistrix.de/lyrics/Knorkator/Franz-Hose-150258.html

That's what a German news channel told me, not my own prediction.

>Götze

Ouais, Puyricard. Je vais descendre en fin d'aprèm à Aix retrouver un pote qui arrive de Paris. Je crois qu'on ira voir le match place de la mairie.

Who's the mum

>wine names
song of wine and cheese
this isn't lower (?)
>cheese names
is it some german humor?

Do you think the French defenders get triggered by Maginot Line bantz?

Who /nervous/ here?

here

>Germany playing

This means Michael Ballack will be doing analysis on American TV.

>Muller as a striker
>Zero (0) goals

We obviously, take a look at a map.

be nice with us, we dindu nuthin

good to know you're as nervous as me

We have God on our side.

DEUTSCHLAND SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAND ÜBER ALLEEEEEEEEES IN DER WELT

alles blues

Leutnant Kroos is already oiling his Panzergranaten.

Anyone else think there will be a big terrorist attack tonight?

will kamerad chameleon strike again?

Those fan zones outside the stadiums are the very definition of a soft target.

>tfw Griezmann's sister will have to try to survive another terrorist attack

Marseille 07/07
never forget

I'm on my way to france

french people are his favourite background, so it's very likely.

How does this make you feel, my german brothers?

all the way from Mongolia?

which one of them are you going to fuck?

NONEN
O
N
E
N

I feel sorry for you.

that's some nice cuckshed you have there

We're not Serbs. I just say, if Albania is so great, why do you not live there?

Isn't Marseilles pretty much run by muslim gangs?
If there is going to be an attack, it will be today, right?

you fucked up your surround sound

this is triggering me

This is the final. Whoever wins puts 3 in Rui Patricio

If dub giroo scores hat-trick

I bet you visit shishabars every other day and listen to Bözemann

>youtube.com/watch?v=tGq7VcaHoqo

Will the French avenge this aggression?

I have to work for 6 hours. Fuck this shit.

Hopefully, maybe they'll finally stop crying about it then.

Good

As long as you don't talk about fucking race all the time you're welcome to stay

Bist Du Türke?

>youtube.com/watch?v=14WDjvsxCQk

come at me bro

Neuer's going to do a similar thing to Griezmann and the ref won't give him a red card. History repeating itself.

Nein. Ich habe kein ausländisches Blut in mir..warum denken alle ich sei Türke?

When was the last time France won against Germany in an international match? Has it ever happened?

weil man sehen kann das du kein echter germane bist? irgendwer in deiner familie war nen kanacken ficker.

ANNOUNCE MY PRESENCE WITH AUTHORITY.

Bist du das auf dem Bild, Ali?

1958, discounting friendlies

Ja, aber meine Vorname ist Yannick und alle meine Vorfahren sind Deutsch.

Fug, I hope France bribes their referees enough that a play like this would actually be called for penalty.

That's 56 years ago. Holy shit. Is this the year of breaking curses?

Why are you allowed to wear that shirt at work?
You work in a Turkish Barber shop or something?

Only if the Cubs win the World Series

gutentag Yannick

no because Germany wins 2-1
trust me

>tfw I keep pronouncing it "New-ur" instead of "Noy-ut"

>Noy-ut
not right as well

Noyerr

how do we activate muller?

Tonight it's the 5th time france and germany meet in an international competiton, we've lost in 1982 (never forget),1986 and 2014.
It's the first time we face germany in the European Championship

Are there any East Germans here?

Leipzig here. Why?

Just wondering.

is he that one youtube gypsy selling merchandise to underage kids and playing mine-craft?

If we win tonight they might as well hand us the trophy.

May the best team win german brothers. I actually admire both, with a slight preference for France purely based on patriotism.

Let's celebrate football and the incoming rape of portugual.

rooting for France tonight

geh scheissen franz

you mean all blacks

Schluchtenscheißer raus.

gomez is injured.
we have no other striker unless podolski counts and he is just in the team for mental support.

Stralsund if this counts as Osten.

griezmann is going to cuck us isn't he RRRREEEEE

>if this counts as Osten
why wouldn't it, can't get much more eastern unless you consider Königsberg as rightful german clay.

Who /ready/ here

>hate french team cause it's filled with niggers
>hate german team cause Merkel
who do I root for?

he doesnt count.
i was talking with a friend of mine,Podolski is in the team so he can be funny in the locker room.
top tactic desu

thanks

ever asked your grandma if she liked hungarian men back in the day?

Noice

gayboy

I'm pretty sure we hate Merkel more than you do.

is there any curse?

a lot of people tell me im more Norden than Osten.

j'espere que tu te feras violer sur le cours mirabeau

"merde"

>rate me youtube.com/watch?v=TqQvd3rdmiE

you're further east than Dresden m8.

Nobody cares about your bigoted problems, get fucked