Name rate thread

Name rate thread.
Judge other anons by their shitty names.
I'll go first; Brett.

5/10

Leo

That fucked my mind

Is your name short for Leonardo?
1/10 you'll never be Leonardo decaprio

...

so this is supposed to look like a dirty butt about to take a dump on that babby right?

seen it a bunch of times just wanna know if i'm crazy

Yes, and look closely at the baby's shirt.

Alec

7/10
Lachlan

4/10 what's your ethnicity?

Second rate Alex 3/10

Sounds like some euro trash

White Australian, great grandparents were English

Hey, my name is brett aswell. Neat

Alec- 8\10
^ I know a guy with that name who has downs and everyone thinks he is the shit.

Harris

Fellow Alec reporting in. Terrible name, since no one seems to be able to spell it or pronounce it without saying/spelling Alex.

Adrian

I kind of like Harris, 7/10
Your parents named you after the chick from rocky

Dylan

Blaine

...

lol is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Fire gym leader

Maxwell

the deepest source of water avaliable


Nathan

Ayyyyyye Not gonna lie I screamed like a bitch with excitement when I met the gym leader in game. I was like 7 and it was the first time I ever had my name included in something.

Donavan

Eric

Bryce.

Explosion.

I'll be Best man at my friend's wedding next summer. He is also called Alec. Pretty nice guy.

My name is Welly

Yashka

6/10 name
8/10 play in words

Tyler

6/10

Indoril Nerevar Mora

max pain

John

Joey

Jose

Durden ?

>not max powers

Theodore

Rana

Want some painkillers ?
Do you like timebullet ?

Ryder

do you live in reno

Hell yeah. I convince myself the Narrator's name is actually Tyler, just cuz I love Fight Club.

thought of ninja automatically. no idea why. teach me your ways senpai

thanks user. average name but every Tyler I've met has been passable 7/10

country asshole with bland face/10

beware of trump but here's 20$ to mow my yard

your mom did to my dick/10

Kyle

That looks like an Anime name, i liked it


Mine is Caio

guess my nationality, i think my name will not sound good in english

Angel

Johnathan

Bayley ( Is for both genders pretty much everywhere outside of the US )

Steven.

A name that will never go out of style.

Paul here
give me your worst

Alan

My m8s and I call the one guy that doesn't ready up for a game of Dota/League/CS/etc. Steve. Call it Steveing.

Socially awkard nerd that still somehow manages to get all the babes. Like what the fuck, Steven.

3 eyed monkey at the end of Jimmy Neutron credits/10

Gunnar

Deported 3 different times, all for sexual crimes

Probably from hueland.

In prison for assault with a deadly weapon

Martin

But you see I hate being called Steve. Sounds like some douchey bro.

Chubby office guys that's quiet and does his job well

Laureano

Come at me, fuckers

Stuck up Skinny white power douchebag

Nah, I'm in OR

see

Erik

Decent name... except for the fact that I'm not nordic in any way, I'm spanish. Apparently Erik was my mother's Norwegian ex-bf before meeting my father. Fuck my life, I'm the son of a cuck and a whore.

Deported from where? i'm not american

I can sort of see it, yeah.
>Yo Steve, c'mon, breh! You're gonna be late to get your next tribal tattoo!

I don't have the time and I don't care enough to think about how that's pronounced. I care less about you being alive

From where you live now, to Sweeden

damn, don't see too many of us around

>from a 3rd world country to sweden
noice

>Chubby office guys that's quiet and does his job well

Ha, joke's on you, faggot. I work for McDonalds and do a shit job. I am chubby tho thanks for reminding me you bastard.

Yeeep. Enjoy

I know six Paul's. It's not good nor is it bad. You're just nothing.

I bet you got called first a lot in school.

Redneck as fuck

Too stuck up to go by Marty

You a feminine name

Faggot

Didn't mean to trigger you... Goddman

Aric.

Edgar

Yeah, I did. Not just for role call doe

>Stuck up Skinny white power douchebag

Def not skinny. Def not Nazi. You sound like a Tony or a Greg.

Joel

David

Matthew

You will be famous. I don't know how, or when, but you will be famous, Edgar. KEK demands it.

Diego

Wolfgang

Christopher

I go by both Chris or Christopher

Joey. Judge and make assumptions faggots

Noah

Immature fuck
Also judging by your not going by Joe/Joseph, underage

Roughly translates to 'whale's penis'

Hows your Ratatta doing?

JOEL
DOWNLOADING VIRUSES AGAIN, JOEL?

>Christopher

Your parents wanted to call you something else, but their friends got in first.

Vincent, prefer going by Vinny

Every Noah I've ever met has been really chill and a good friend

(I know 4 Noahs)

Edward.