What pathetic habits do you have, Sup Forums?

What pathetic habits do you have, Sup Forums?

>Jerk off
>Close computer and get on bed
>Pretend I did it with crush

>only ask out mediocre girls I'm not intimidated by
>tire of them quickly but remain in relationships for years out of aversion to breaking their hearts

>living

good thread w potential
>>facebook
also general voyeurism

Can't stop masturbating, but still have sex with gf every other day.
I am tired constantly now.

>Defending Niggers
>hating niggers

I'm a high functioning autistic. That's pretty pathetic.

inb4 some faggot says browsing Sup Forums

>being nigger
>still hating ape brethren

browsing Sup Forums

faggot

>wake up 30 mins before school
>roll out of bed to smoke a cigarette and some meth just to get the energy to go to class
>dip out of class to smoke meth/heroin/weed and cigs throughout class
>never shower brush teeth or put on deodorant before class
>wear hat to hide disgusting hair
>always be one of the top student in class so act like everything is ok cuz i'm doing better than most students in class
>quickly known for having a strong understanding of subject and always getting As on tests and quizzes
>go home, lay in bed on laptop rest of day til 2-3 a.m. while drinking, smoking weed, taking xanax, and smoking heroin like a vegetable
>try to force food down my stomach once a day around midnight
>do online homework assignments last minute before they're due
>study for midterms day before midterm while smoking meth and studying for the next 15 hours
>weekend is just extended version of after school including sleeping in til 3-4 p.m.
>one day a week on weekends i force myself to gather the strength to shower, brush my teeth, shave, etc. put on some clean clothes and go meet my connects to reup
>feel physically drained and weak as fuck all the time barely weighing 100 lbs getting winded walking downstairs to smoke a cigarette outside
>so used to always being under the influence of something all the time that going a whole day is out of the question if the option to get high is available.

Whenever I make a huge leap of progress in my tech related projects I get up and do a little dance and it looks a bit like the dancing baby.

taking a shower on drugs in the best part tho

jacking on almost a daily basis

i have to be high to stand the shower water. i just always feel super uncomfortable like my skin is crawling and no matter how often i shower i never feel clean i just feel dirty and it becomes even worse when i've been smoking a lot of meth i notice it more or being at someone elses house also feels dirty cuz it's usually occupied by a bunch of people getting high every day.

if i'm feeling like shit and exhausted and then smoke some meth after at least 3-4 days without any then i get euphoric and motivated to shower. otherwise i usually need some heroin to make everything super warm and fuzzy and the shower feel good...

sounds like a lot of wasted potential

I jack it at least two times a day.

Do you make money online or by investments or something?

> fap to cp
> feel guilty
>go to sleep
> rinse
>repeat

I've reported your IP address to the cyber police

> all this
> having money for drugs and school

Bumming off of parent's money?

There's no solid evidence that he jerks it to CP. The police typically don't use the "You said it so it's true" policy. At the most, he'll be on a watchlist.

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The consequences will never be the same!

I jerk off 4 times a day, my dick hurts at night

I couldn't give a fuck less, report away.

>I always look for food on the garbage at my work
>Every time i find something tasty

i cry when i masterbate

>only fap to white cocks fucking sluts of any color
>I´m a spic
>Favorite dicks are Johnny Sins and Ryan Madison

I jerk off six times a day, my foreskin is always swollen.

I have to hold or hug a pillow if I'm sitting down on a couch even in front of friends or at parties.

I have severe anxiety/stress

I have a cum bottle that I HAVE to cum in Everytime I jack off. When I open it, the bottle gives off the most putrid smell of fermented semen but I just can't stop myself. It's become a habit and easier since I dont have to get up after I finish.

I want to throw it out. But I can't. Help me Sup Forums

Are you 15?

I'm curious cause everyone has their own personal preference, what is your version of a mediocre grill? Cause I've had my girlfriend for 2years now, she is pretty hot according to my friends, I also thought that back in the day but right now I find her kinda meh.. she has the ass of a godess but 7/10 face

>edge all day
>never actually finish

just start new bottle a few times then toss out old you fuck actually just wash your eyes with old bottle contents please

Wait.. After you jerked off? That IS sad. You just made me sad.

yeah, shit sucks. but i know there's no way i could hold in this physical and mental state. and the year i took off school i was sober and working 60 hours a week saving up a ton of cash. so i feel like i'm pushing my limits with what i can get away with as far as fucking off life while still 'moving forward'

nah, the only thing i care about is doing well in school, finishing my finance degree, and getting a good paying job. aside from that, nothing else matters except getting high. it's really sad. i used to do a lot of illegal shit to make money for drugs but i'm tired of going to jail and being on probation so now i just stand outside of grocery stores or banks for 3-4 hours, making $40-$50 easy. helps being sucked up and looking like i haven't showered in a while (cuz i haven't lul).

But...I want to fill it up. I'm about 1/5 full.

Thanks, user. Thanks for clearing that up.

Instead of expressing how much I care about friends and family I just suffer in silence because I have no idea how.

I constantly blow people off, or change plans. It sucks because this girl has been trying to get me to her house for about a month now.

how much time do you spend on Sup Forums?

I feel ya bro
It takes me a lot of willpower to go do anything. Even things I wanna do. I have to force myself to leave the house. Once I'm out, I have fun. But most of the time I don't make it out because of that inertia.

So are you in a state of constant edge? Do you ever cum? How often in between cumming and how is it like?

Take acid with friends

parents don't trust me and wouldn't give me $2 for the bus ride to school.

parents paid for first two years of university. took a year off working 60/hours a week during this time i stopped my drug use. saved up a good amount of money living like a nigger off food stamps. i saved up enough to pay for 1 year of school. they know i got a sober but now i'm living on my own and in college i have to prove myself this year.

>I have a waifu in my mind only, a picture of Shannyn Sossamon but she only looks like my waifu in this one pic, all others she looks wrong
>When I remember moments of my life or even my day its her i picture as me
>in world of warcraft its her i picture instead of my character
>she was the star of the force awakens in my mind
>i got fired at a good job, she is me in my mind, only she succeedes at it
>i catfished a man i met online for week, he came to my city to meet me, in my mind it was her who met him and they are now together
>i drink 2-4 oe 800 40oz malt liquor a day, i once did it for 50+ days straight
>i have been unemployed for several years, put 10+ dollars a day in beer and other shit on a credit card eevery day for months, its now almost full, so i takeout enough cash to pay off the minimum and vow never to use it again
>play project 1999 and then drink and imagine elaborate things about the character i play, scenarios and such
>i was truly abducted by aliens as a child, very vivid memories but for years it was only nightmares
>i commited insurance fraud to get money to drink
>i almost hooked up with a chick i dated in HS but she had gotten fat and i cooked up lies about her ex getting on her facebook and threating me
>i dated a neighbor but secretly put her car in reverse while we were at wendy's drive through and she backed up instead of going forward and crunched the car in front of her
>i steal from my parents daily
>i have deeply erotic sexual fantasies about young girls
>i get obsessed with boys at walmart, all they need is nice lips
>jim carey is very spiritual and i listen to him and alan wats for hours
>i lay in bed an hour before going to sleep and fantasize about torturing girls
>i had my first sexual experience at age 8 with a girl of about the same age

thats a start

I have piss jugs.

Not a lot. I normally spend my time reading or with my little brother. You know, besides work and shit.
> (You)
>I feel ya bro
>It takes me a lot of willpower to go do anything. Even things I wanna do. I have to force myself to leave the house. Once I'm out, I have fun. But most of the time I don't make it out because of that inertia.
Yeah man. For me I guess I have to be in the mood to socialize.

No, then I'll just realize how we're all abstractly raping one another to secure our position in the hierarchy or start confusing them as using me as a backup generator to boost their social reputation while simultaneously blocking out mind control by sending bystanders targeting systems into a constant state of flux.

Ass of a goddess but 7/10 face is what I have now. Also she's 5 ft 0: a bit too short for me, and extremely quiet. Mom still runs her life even though she's 27. Has no friends and desires no friends. Terrible at conversation and makes no effort to be interesting. This is the main root of my loss of the love connection. Quasi-straightedge and expects the same of me. Devoted and sexually available any time any way, but can't ever sleep over because Mommy makes sure she sleeps at home every night. Does not like dancing and will not try to enjoy it. No tits to speak of but that's less important than her boring personality.

I am looked up by all of my family members simply for actually doing things that people ask me to do, not for being sucessful, just for doing meaningless shit tasks 24/7. I get used by everyone and I only do it so that I do not disappoint anyone, no matter how inconvenient or time consuming I cannot say no. I feel like if I say no that I would no longer be useful at all to anyone and forgotten.But the worst part, are the praises. "Wow Annon you're such a wonderful person! You should teach [Insert peer here] how you do that!!" my peers all judge me as a goody two shoes who desires praise and all I want is to be left alone. and the more I get praised for meaningless tasks the more I feel used, judged and pathetic. I feel like a fucking robot.

>Smoking 6 cigs a day
>Everyday decide to join the driving school but eventually don't.
>jerk off everyday
>avoid almost every party or social gathering
>no female friend in touch, of course.

Yeah I have a similar problem. You're probably autistic because you're just existing to fill a void of necessity,
It is possible to say no though.
How do you make a decision if two commands contradict one another?

bitch this aint shit, this is every man alive

Do you faggots ever analyze the behavior of female family members and just apply it to females you don't know?

> is nigger

More please

Nice trips. user it's just that I cannot friend any new females now and the old ones are not in touch. There was a bitch who would've given anything to be with me a couple of years ago, but now I've fallen so low that it's me who needs shit. The fall in my personality is major and there is absolutely nothing I'm doing about it.

>fap is my every solution
>do it 3 times a day

Okay good. I didn't want this to be another case of whuduido around women.

>masturbation lost its fun 3 years ago
>green day says I'm fuckin' breaking
>think about what green day has to say about this matter too often

I'm a 24/f and my dad is my main source of income because he decided to pay for my apartment which is 1500 a month and my car which is 600 a month and now he can't afford it this month and I feel bad for not going to school when he gave me the money to do it, I would just skip the classes or get high and not go. My boyfriend was emotionally abusive and stole over $1000 from me. I broke up with him and found an honest guy but he doesn't like that I smoke weed and I won't stop smoking for him. I don't know if that means I Don't really love him. Anyways my rent is late and I'm a server at a bar and I make around 50-200 a day. I wish I made more money and I wish I would have finished school when I could have.

That seems legit femanon. You are a piece of shit and should give up on weed anyways.

Yeah then cuddle with my pillows and blankets

you panhandle for your drug money? Disgusting.

move into a cheaper apt, damn

Better dump a girl early then l8r m8

Selling mdma to highschoolers and sleeping with em sometimes

that isn't too bad

What else should he do, huh?
i even give my money to drug using ppl, who ask me for that. Stop being so arrogant. He is not disgusting, u are.

What do I even say to this one to dump her? She's thoroughly wife material, just has a boring personality from her mom ruling her life and not giving her time to have a social life outside of a boyfriend. I want to let her down easy but I'm socially awkward myself and can only think of callous honest things to say, like "you're not independent enough from your mother''

i come here

Don't dump her, get her into a hobby. Preferably one you have.

i cut myself.

stay with her. maybe she just needs to wake up and u could be someone to free her.

I jerk off to my virtual character in Blade and Soul.

Why?

fantasize too much, suck at reality

True I should hold on to her since she's pretty OK. There are way hotter women, but good relationship girls like mine are rare, so I've heard.

my nig

started with 12, i am 21 now. had quit pretty long but done it again 2 weeks ago. these are my babes, they are 6 yrs old.

submitted mine to a cutter on tumblr today.
do it bc scary childhood and family problems.

can relate.

Lets see other then being a recluse
i honestly dont have a problem although i must say this thread is making me feel better about myself.
Degenerate fuckers.

>friend i play d&d with has 11 year old sister
>i shouldn't feel this way but i do.png
>i think shes pretty hot
>he sucks at DMing but i go over to his house just to hang out with his sister
>Let her give me make overs and talk to her when i go over
>say im going to the bathroom, but really have a wank
>tfw im only 20, a pedophile and want to kill myself every day

the primal power that informs all life is strong in children
being sexually attracted to them is just the body+mind's way of showing how tuned in you are to that power, which is still strong in them
the body+mind means well but it doesnt know better
>tell me do you dream about a time and place where you and her can be together and no one judges? a happy place where the order is different and relationships like yours and hers is understood?

u can get psychological help, if u want.
just bc u feel that way doesnt mean u need to abuse children. i got sexually abused as a child and i can tell u it fucks every child up pretty much in their life.
i know u dont want that for kids. u are strong u can get help.

a happy place like that sounds too good to be true.
she's 11, so shes an idiot, but that tight little ass...

you dont feel attracted to her child-like creativity, freedom and innocence?

like i said before, dont even think about rly doing it.
ur feelings are okay, doing is not.

I'd never hurt a child, but i fantasize about it.
I started masturbating and i was sexually active from a very young age (7 or 8) and some of my fondest sexual memories are with children.

sucks that i can never recreate that first time because it's so wrong.

Similar
I'll spend a whole day with my gf, and fuck 3 times.
And yet as soon as she's gone I jerk it to porn

i dint judge u for that. only actually abusing would be wrong, not ur fantasies... like i said.

Honestly at this point, after 3.5 years of downward spiral, I think pretty much my entire existence is one big pathetic habit.

fucking disgusting waste of cells.

I pick my nose when alone
I don't eat it or anything, I just hate having my nose full of shit and that's the most efficient (and enjoyable) way to get rid of it

we all do user
we all do