You may only post in this thread if your country has a good hockey team

You may only post in this thread if your country has a good hockey team.

Allowed posters:
>Russians
>Americans
>Canadians
>Swedes
>Finns
>Slovakians

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So... What are we chatting about user?

>Slovakians
Doubt.jpg

Pretty Australia has won at least bronze at every olympics since 1988

The frozen north haven't figgured out that there's green stuff under all the snow lad

hi

>finns

Yes, hello?

Vodka probably.

Get out

>Americans
>Good
>U5A

Why did it take you until OT to win the gold against us then?

That was 6 and a half years ago. What have you done for me lately? Get raped by Finland? lmao

>no Czechia
eeeh.. what?

Were you even old enough to witness the last CanadIan team to win a Stanley Cup?

Why no Czechs allowed?

For whatever reason, I can't get into league hockey but can watch Team USA let me down every time they play.

Do we have a good hockey team?

sup

Ok, real talk.

What countries you support when your country is out or isn't playing?

1. Slovakia
2. Czech Rep
3. USA
4. Sweden
5. Canada

we ain't that bad

pls lads

I doubt it. Every French-sounding name I've ever heard in hockey came from Canada

>Look mom, I posted in a thread that we're not supposed to be in

>Slovakia

a shit

You have a few decent NHL players like Antoine Roussel for example and some players in the Nordic leagues and in Russia but your national team is quite average tbqh.

It's much better than 10-20 years ago though.

You have good players and a decent domestic league but your results in the international competitions haven't been that good lately.

Denmark might be catching up on you.

This. I'd add also germans, sproti and belarus.

>15 world championships
>20 yurocups
>b-but you don't belong in this thread!

huh

>Finland

not good

My country usually isn't out, but finland because I have residual love for selanne (Im from winnipeg, he's basically a god in this city). If not I'll usually root for the underdog.

Even Canadians loved the gutsy performance of Latvia (specifically their goalie) in that 2-1 game last olympics.

reigning world champs checking in

Nice proxy, portugal

I chear for the closest countries (geographically and culturally). So Finland, Latvia, chechia and slovakia.

What you mean by this?

We've been very competitive since the early 90's.

>
You didn't even place.

No mate, this thread's about roller hockey, not field hockey.

You may only post in this thread if you're
>Canadian
>Russian
>American
>Muhammed
>Finnish
Rest gtfo

Isn't that a recreational hobby for high school girls?

Finland is quite mediocre

(I'm Canadian)

its pretty fucking fun, but once you get used to stopping on ice skates, playing roller hockey becomes murder on your ankles because of the habits you pick up from gliding on ice

> ((((I'm))))

I'd say they have one of the top 3 (at least top 5) youth development camps in the world. There's a lot of young talent coming out of finland

>Negerlands

Canada is the best, Russia is decent, the rest is trash.

I'm Canadian.

Daniel Sprong, is that you?

I liked Russia in the 90's when you had Bure, Mogilny etc.

Lately we've had so many heated games that I can't really like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=AKbzJHXCjP4

What has Russia done in international tournaments lately?

We arent that bad

Kopitar, Mursak....who else?

How popular is hockey in Slovenia? Is Kopitar a superstar?

can i post here?

Its popular just not enough training places, Kopitar is quite a superstar

We beat the US at a tournament this year.

I shouldn't have watched that again, I'm fucking shaking with anger.

I said youth development. There's a fuckton of really really good young fins, they are not trash. And russia is on the way out as a hockey nation, mostly because the country as a whole is so garbage to live in, the good russians wont be russian long and their kids will grow up playing on american, canadian, etc teams

>no olympic gold
we shit

Canada: McDavid, Ekblad
United States: Eichel, Matthews
Finland: Puljujarvi, Laine
Sweden: Nylander, Nylander
Russia: Panarin, Sergachev
Czech: Hertl, Mrazek

Thoughts?

tbqh it was World Champs, USA had a quite bad team.

Are your young hockey talents Draisaitl and Kühnhackl well known in Germany?

And what's the second biggest team sport there? Handball? Hockey? Basketball?

I think dubois and tkatchuk are going to end up being the best players in the draft class when were looking back on it like 5-10 years from now, but I wouldnt really argue your list too hard

>nylander, nylander
I lol'd

Slovakia: Reway, Cehlarik
Switzerland. Meier, Fiala
Germany: Kühnhackl, Dreisetl
Denmark: Ehlers, Bjorkstand
Norway: Norstebo, Marthinsen

Canada is #1 no question, but Russia hasn't won the Olympics in literally decades and they can only win the Memecup because all of their stars get booted out in the first round of the NHL playoffs. Their last Olympic gold is from the Soviet era when NHL players couldn't even participate and they can't even make the final game since 1998.

>McDavid
>Matthews

Let's see a little bit more before crowning them King.

Leon Draisaitl absolutely devoured that American blueline. In 2018 he might carry Germany far into an Olympic bout.

How to become team dildo?

Cehlarik over Dano?

Other than that good list

The only thing that could stop mcdavid is a career ending injury. He's too good to not score at least a ppg no matter what team he's on

Dano is like Slovakian Teräväinen. Nice meme but never a good player in the NHL.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Teuvo and Marko to play in KHL semifinals in the next few years.

>Finns
>Good

Pick one

Hockey isn't really a thing here to be honest. I like it though, the few things I see now and then.

Second biggest sport out of those is handball, we're #1 in the world and World Champions.

The Swiss, Germans, Czechs all have good hockey teams.

>Americans
>good
Don't make me laff

Why can't skiing in all forms be in this graph?

But you've got Dirk Nowitzki in NBA and lots of hockey players who make millions in the NHL.

Are there even pro handball leagues?

>2016
>Spain ahead of Germany in Football World Ranking
Apex memes. These fucking McDonalds FIFA rankings I swear.

>canashits

Because it's pretty much a Nor1 vs. Nor2 vs Nor3. nowadays.

>skiing

desu we love skiing.

Apparantly we are the best in the world in the beach football. I don't know how that happened. Probably because of our famous beaches on the arctic ocean coast.