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I'm 18, I look like a giant 13 yr old, I have zero armpit hair, barely any arm or leg hair, my metabolism is pure dogshit, I constantly get sick, I'm sporting a 4", and I'm 40 lbs overweight.
I have several questions:
Any similar stories? Did it get better?
Is this my body's prime?
Any advice on how to change anything?
Should I just get it over with and kill myself?
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High fat low carb to lose weight. Lift and run. Pick up some hobbies that dont suck. Learn a new language etc
work out more, watch what you eat
and don't worry about facial or body hair
me and my father only really started growing facial hair at like 20, but even then it was only light
my father says he got a real beard only at like 25
so its genetical
I think
Lift OP, just fucking start lifting, it's the answer to all your self confidence issues
>genetical
>my fucking sides
OP, show us your face for research
I've tried every diet in the book, paleo included.
I can bench 55 lbs max after frequent gym visits, but I am on the swim team.
Hardly play vidya. I make movies and do woodwork when I get the chance.
I know Spanish, German, and Korean from living with relatives/neighbors.
Yet here I am
bear-twink is a thing
work it
Killing yourself would be the easy way out.
Once you start setting goals for yourself and accomplish them, you will set higher goals and reach them. Find out what motivates you in life and make your entire day resolve around it.
I've been through the worst of leukemia and that sort for 8 years of my childhood, but I only view it as a positive thing, I don't look at my body negatively, because my hair never went back to normal or I didn't grow as much in puberty as my twin brother did.
You need to live the rest of your life, so spending a single moment in your every day looking at life negatively is gonna make you look at your life in a negative way.
Look at your body in a positive way, look at all the opportunities you have and be fortunate with them, because you can accomplish new goal with these opportunities.
You sound like you have a hormone imbalance OP. No body hair and your height sounds like no testosterone. Might wanna see your doc.
My family has a history of thyroid issues/thyroid cancer. You too?
I've tried lifting on my own and with my brother-in-law. I haven't given up but I'm showing very little progress. It's been 2 years.
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Well said
Just had my first physical in years. Bloodwork results are coming back Monday
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If its been 2 years and haven't made any progress you are lifting wrong. I can give you a very basic workout schedule and diet if you would like it but you'd have to stick to it.
I thought lifting was pointless until I got a trainer and he kicked my ass into shape. Went from 6'4 350 to 260.
As soon as you use the word thyroid in any other way than a meme you should be shot point blank in broad daylight. You are a fuckin skinnyfat bitch on Sup Forums, 4 inch dick and no bodyhair kinda sucks but its somewhat normal.
Just lose wait, that alone will give you some dick gains, if you want muscle too work out 3-4 times a week. I can't believe that there are so many people that dont know the most basic shit about nutrition and health.
Oh also if you have a lot of fat around the pelvis it hides your dick length a bit. I was 5 inches just about when fat af but the inch and a half or so of fat receded and now it looks much nicer (atleast to me).
>Tried every diet
>Trying a diet
Just eat less you fucking fat fuck, I literally halved all of my food portion sizes and completely replaced soft drinks with their sugar-free versions and lost 30kg in 4 months. You have no excuse.
Jesus fucking christ I'm fat, not stupid. I know a thing or two about nutrition and portion control. Last month I was on a juice fast; lost 3 pounds. Before that, I fasted for 4 days, ate paleo for two, then repeated for about 3 weeks. Lost 8 pounds. Steadily getting to my ideal weight, but it's taking longer than I've seen other people on weight loss forums.
I'll take a look at it. Thank you
Taking out soda/pop from your diet is huge. It takes a while to get over the craving for sugar, but ditching all of those drinks is the best you can do for your health and for your brain.
Now I pretty much only drink milk, juice and water mixed with fruit syrup that has like 1 calorie per 100 mL (I can't drink a lot of water, because it's a bad mix with my stomach acid, so I have to mix it with the fruit syrup)
Just try testosterone injections. I go to gym for like 8 yrs, but i never tried roids i that time. I have no beard at all, absolutely no chest hair (iam 24), i was stagnating in last 2yrs, so i tried testosterone propionate nad oxandrolone in 2 month cycle. My dick was bigger (erection was like after 500mg viagra), in 2 weeks i was 30% stronger, every morning i woke up fresh like newborn, literally like if you were sleeping for 24 hours, no muscle pain...its like cure for everything, you just need to try it.
wtf? you're a man child because you have a bad diet, don't work out, and you spend all your time on Sup Forums. why are you acting like you've been dealt some genetic anomaly? it's not like you have some sort of congenital heart defect or some shit. you're just straight up lazy.
p.s. your dick is probably completely average. you're just fat.
I fucking hate soda, but I do drink alcohol occasionally. That fruit syrup thing doesn't sound like a bad idea, though. Thank you
40 lbs / 18 kilos overweight is not a lot.
I have a friend who lost 100 kgs in 2 years, but he was already 120 kgs overweight so he just threw it all of.
The more overweight you are, the easier it is to lose it.
You may think you are overweight because your BMI says so, but there's a lot to it. There is something known as bone density that is different from person to person and there is also different ways to store your fat, which makes it easier or harder to get rid off.
Next thing is muscles, you may have more muscles than you just think you have.
I would recommend a DEXA scan, but they are hard to come by and pretty expensive if you want to just get one done. I've had them done a couple of times and they give you really good info on my opinion.
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Swear to Christ I'm 18. Most recent and decent photo I could find.
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Go see an endocrinologist. Seriously.
I'm 6'6" and 260 lbs. Weighed and measured today
you have testosterone deficiency m8 go see a doctor
Thank you all. Sorry for not replying to all of you, but I appreciate all the replies. I'm gonna go to bed and patiently await my doctor's results. May or may not follow up with an update after Monday.
This. I have a prosthetic leg and dont do cardio yet i went from 220lbs to 170 doing low carb with no exercise.
Stop making excuses OP
You are actualy a man, look up hairless woman syndrome.
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Your life has been a lie all along.
nudes tho
Repeating digits
one way to instantly look older is to cut that faggot 12 year old edgy hair of yours
This...And do it now. This is like 2003 cut
Do gay twink porn
>offers sound advice
>could work
Fuck it just go for it.
You're a pretty sweet looking guy OP, the fact that you're not bad-looking means that things could easily get better, as long as you hang in there and start losing weight and cutting your hair.
Become the new trap queen of Sup Forums.
Also the fact that you don't have any facial hair yet probably has something to do with testosterones like others said, which could very well mean that you won't start balding until you're 60 or 70.
haircut and work out and you will be 100% fine assuming you aren't autist.