Tell me how Alpha I am

Tell me how Alpha I am

Bump for entertainment

Bump because I can

Why dont you realise Sup Forums that I'm in your woods, stealing or your women?

betamax

If this thread dies, I cut down another tree. That means less oxygen for you beta's, my work here is done

You know what I'm planning now? Once I'm done with this tree, I'm coming after your interwebs

I am available for birthday parties, nominal fee, can supply own flannel shirt

You look like a faggot trying to fit into his first bears and cubs night.

nice canadian cosplay

Could a fag grow a dope beard like this? I don't think so

This shit is fo real, I wear this while slaying yo women

You're a hipster "lumbersexual" cunt. If you want to not look like a fuck take a picture in some clothes you've actually worked in. Oh wait... Nevermind...

First?! I invented Bear nights, in the woods, your woods, you jelly?

>women
>you look like you're waiting for a bear to come along and fuck you

How about I take a photo in your clothes, after I'm climb off all your womens

>grow dope beard
>purchase axe
>destroy all your womens
>post photo on Sup Forums
>collect

'Faces of NAMBLA'

>Not drinking animal urine.
>Not using axe in pic

BETA DETECTED!

theres something strikingly transgender about this.

well you look like you are trying really hard to fit the handsome lumberjack image, but are a little bit to baby faced to be convincing

did you have a doozy of a day?

you look like the kind of dude who pulls his pants down all the way to his ankles when he takes a piss.

That's not what what your women say, they love my soft skin and fully man beard

I did once I finished up in the wood with your womens

if they remade The Deliverance and were casting the guy that gets raped, you'd be him.

>alpha

you look like someone who pulls their pants all the way down and lifts their shirt up when they piss.

damn this bait is so lazy its not even funny.
why even spend your time doing this?

nambla confirmed

You are dressed like a complete faggot try hard. You only think you are alpha because you dress like a lumberjack. Even if you are a lumberjack for a living, you still look like a complete beta.

>only women and fags worry about product placement

I have stolen your interwebs and your womens, If I don't gloat about it, who will give me recognition and validate my existence?