So i'm going on a date with this chick in 5 minutes or so

So i'm going on a date with this chick in 5 minutes or so ...
In the meamtime you tell me how fucked I am, Sup Forums!

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Ugly as fuck
bring trashbag for covering head

She's cute but she has the holes in the wrong place.

If she tells you she wants "cummies" you have to post nudes of her.

did she get the arm tattoo in prison?
do you have vaccine against tetanus

Prepare for halitosis

picture of dick in ears or it is not happening

Ask her if she would be open to you fucking her earlobes? or if she would consider that odd. A man is curious.

That sucks dude

Uglyest one fuck yourself

She looks like she smells bad.

Why in the fuck would you ever agree to associate with a *thing* like that?

have you considered homosexuality?
Lots of men are more attractive

thats disgusting... I freaking hate face piercings.. gross as fuck..

She'll 100% suck your dick, maybe even after anal.

but please do not post pictures of it

i pray you wrap up

thank you jesus for not being so desperate to the point of dating such an ugly fuck

Was she in a car accident she has metal in her face

Oh, prison tats you good man.

which social role could she aspire to with such an attire? besides doing tattoos and piercings

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i pity you OP
I hope at least she gives good head.
only to not watch for too long.. some things cannot be unseen

Never date a chick thats so boring she modifies
Nothing says i have nothing to offer like that

this
>693300101

She looks crazy as fuck. Run, OP, run!

agreed
looks boring af

This. Chicks like this are the reason the word vapid came to be. Make sure to take the used rubber with you for security's sake and never look back.

She has some intense daddy issues.

I would murder for a date with her.

Oh wait we pretend to be tough guys?
>I'd totally not fuck her. Because I totally don't fuck people that are ugly.

You guys are insane. I'd plough that like a cornfield. Crazy chicks are the best Op. Plus she'll definitely let you up the bonus tunnel.

Would marry. Oh. Um am i doin wrong?
Okay. If you fuck her mouth your cum would gush out of her piercing holes. Wow

the ears are a bit too much for me, but shes cute anyways

All you guys speak like granpas. Sheis cute and piercings are hot. Ear plus smell like dirty cocks if you dont clean it up everyday though, telling this from self expierence.

>no career
>boring
>daddy issues
>smelly
>tattered clothing
>rough skin
>worst eye colour
>no fashion sense
>jew nose

Struck gold OP, enjoy.

Youre okay. Best of luck bro

Mental illnesses ahoy

i second this

Looks like my ex wife, she's dead now. Good luck. P.s. I didn't kill her, the alcohol did.

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What's up with the fuckin Amish, Children of the Corn dress? I she wearing that on the date? Looks like she was just out gathering the harvest.

fuck

bang

More pics?