>be me
>at Mexican girlfriends parents house for New Year's
>have had a bad migraine all day long
>took a buch of pills
>still hurts
>girlfriend tells mom about it
>mom looks at me
>goes to fridge and pulls out an egg
>A FUCKING EGG
>proceeds to rub me with egg
>wtf migraine is gone and my mood greatly improves
>mfw egg magic is real
Fucking Mexicans
Be me
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Jacob Morgan
>tfw no latina gf mom to rub eggs on you
Brandon Sanchez
I'm Mexican and my mom rubbed a boiled tomato on me when I had a high fever and it went away, folk healing is weird.
Isaiah Jones
Do you lick your mexi gfs asshole? If so, what does it smell and taste like? Is there any exotic flavours? Garlic? Spicy?
Asher Howard
Where did they rub you? Your forehead?
Ayden Perez
Fucking chicanos and their voodoo magic, i recomend you to stay away from those uncultured swines, i bet theyre from some shithole like Veracruz or Puebla
Brayden Russell
My mom rubbed the tomato throughout my upper body, she told me to go back to sleep smeared with warm tomato juice and in the morning the fever was gone.
Josiah Powell
A cracked egg, like, the yolk and whites smeared all over you? Or just an egg from the fridge with the shell rubbed against you?
Same question, were you covered in tomato juice or was the tomato just warm?
Joseph Wood
what happens if you combine the egg and the tomato
Jaxson Williams
>she told me to go back to sleep smeared with warm tomato juice
Disgusting.