Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>I love you too m4*2
>Using m8
>inferior brain, not bringing any argument
You are cringier than Konata, and you're like the Chara of teamspeak.
You need to talk to everyone to get their attention.
I'm really sorry for you, to be honest, you're probably just in that attention whoring stage.
>claiming yume
Shiro claim.
(sick fuck)
Show some of your work then!
Also, if I may make a suggestion: someone was claiming captain Ginyu last thread.
Vielen Thanks!
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Whazzup?
I'm sorry to hear that.
I hate being sick, whenever I've gotten a cold or anything like that in the past its just always full head congestion.
So uncomfortable.
SO FUCKING SMUG
Hello, bye.
I would take them
yume
blair
>mfw
Kek, I wish I had an expensive bottle of Scotch ready at all time~
I miss Ashlotte :(
Wasup Everyone! just got done playing overwatch
what did I do? :(
I love you and you hurt me ;-;
>you're probably just in that attention whoring stage.
Really ironic coming from you Chen.
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Yes? What is it?
Work needs to be done tomorrow so its time for bed now.
Have a great day/night /waifu/
Best type moon claimed.
Claimed.
Are you ready for my sick dva video? me and maki were just playing together
Is it passe to say I still miss hand?
You're catty
bye
Up to anything?
Joining the bandwagon.
Claiming.
Now I will just listen to some muisc and contemplate on why this is happening before heading to work.
>captain Ginyu
No.
You'll see my work soon, I'm also working on getting a website up and running.
Would you now?
Thats if I let you.
>Really ironic coming from you Chen.
Sure.
Too bad I'm not the one I'm posting blogs of my life everyday.
Lurking claim, would prefer to stay user right now.
youtube.com
Forgot the picture.
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bring it
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What's your waifu's name, she looks familiar?
He may not be the cutest judging by your unrealistic beauty standards, but he's got the heart of a true mahou shoujo, and that's what counts!
Hey guys, I'm the biggest faggot of this thread and I need attention, so I am posting things I do everyday.
Alright
Don't hate.
Just uploaded it
youtube.com
Didn't die tell i sacrificed myself at the end
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I rarley get sick but when I do, it's like I'm almost dying
No its super cute!
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I see you're trying to make me envy of you Canadians
Indeed, I am.
I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance!
I have no idea where this conversation is going.
I keep saying it, but holy hell you have no arms
Thanks a lot, Fuhrer
If your country's flag isn't red white and blue it's pretty much a non-country.
The aim turning so slowly gives me cancer.
Fucking consoles.
The pic has her name......
>Sanae
No problem. It's my pleasure to suck cocks.
Phew
So glad
Holy trips speak the truth!
My sleep condition is getting worse. I'm going to cold turkey my schedule into place. I'll be gone for a week. I'll lurk from time to time
top kek
If I wanted to make ya jealous, I would've talked about the really great poutine we can get at almost every restaurant there is
You'll have to blame the artist on that
Lead the way kitty
This is now a gets thread
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Her canines are making my penis twitch. Mmm.
So... England and any Commonwealth country are the only real countries. Got it.
I know, or they could adjust the sensitivity like any real gamer.
That artist a shit. I know from experience that holding your arms like that eventually really fucking hurts.
Welcome to the thread Barry
Serbs are not real people....
Well Yugoslavia is still a really great country
>Grandfather is Serb
>Rory-sama
claimed
Well, at least you aren't as bad as those fuckboy Croats.
Never forget the ustase
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Do you own a cat?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>ustase
more faggotry than the Jews
Saber claim
True. I worked with an Australian born to Croat parents. He went on essentially 3 hours of smoke breaks and complained that there wasnt enough time in a day.
>poutine is just cheese curds and gravy
>make it yourself and customise it to your taste
I do.
It's a small fat thing.
It is the 5th cat i have owned
How about you?
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Fucking degenerates if you ask me.
Holding your hands behind your back? I do it pretty often, doesn't hurt me yet..
So simple, yet so delicious~
This bread is stale...
Typical Response I just crushed the other team.
Sensetivity doesnt appear to bother me.
Thats one thing thats nice about consols first of all im not spending a grand to play vidya and secondly Theres not some uber nerd fagget playing me with a modded out mouse/keyboard getting a hardware advantage. Like in fuckin WOW diablo 3 fuckers running macros push one button and roll face. my best friend on diablo 3 would literally push one button and destroy everything on auto pilot on diablo 3. Real fun.
I switched to consol because 1 i was sick of spending assloads of money to keep my computer running the top games. 2 PC gaming is fucking PLAGUED with cheaters. fuck that noise
I've own a lot of cats.
Right now I have like 14 cats that have kinda made their home outside my house, the kittens and most of them are so scared they run away whenever I get near them, the only one I can really pet is their mother, Mischief, mainly because I raised her.
O SHIT, SOME SERIOUS SALT!
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Well, I'm off to sleep.
See you guys tomorrow!
Claimed
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
I spent 1k on a laptop 3 years ago that can still run Fallout 4 at 50 fps, low graphics. Peripherals I have is a Razer Naga mouse that has the num keys on the side. And you dont build a computer to play one game. You build it to play every game in existance. If you do it right, you dont need to spend several thousand dollars a year
>consoles also have the extreme disadvantage of needing much more space
>cant take a console with you to a friends house to play
But to hold them so the disappear at the sides like that. Look at how high on the bicep her arms move behind her back. Thats insane and hurts like fuck.
Goodnight Shiro
Well, Im heading off to work now. See you next thread!
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I know that but it's not the same as Canadian poutine
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Night
Take care, m'smugger
Nice.
I have that same mouse is it green. it has razor synapse where u can program macros.
Feral cats are a real environmental problem fam
You got the filename down dublyu tee ef
your fucking gross dude.
MUH KITTIES
Ah well, now I see how that'd hurt, see ya later man
Eheh~
Huh? what are you talking about?
Double U, tee ef.
yeah
whatever
Well I don't literally have 14 cats, I was just trying to say I've had a bunch of cats.
Right now, I think I realistically have about 5, ones Micheif, one was the only survivor in his litter, the other 3 are kittens.
Believe me if it get to become q4 or more then I will do something about it, but until then, they aren't really hurting anything.
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Hey Fish, how goes it?