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the so-called "gf" edition

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First for New York supremacy

yo dj

spin that shit

>Ayyrabs

Old World > New World

what if a plane takes of from washington and lands in LA? does that mean all its passengers time traveled?

really made me think

my butt > your butt

I know right?
2017 and Ayyrabs be existing

Ayo hol up
*smacks lips*
You be sayin summa finna bout

WE 2017 AN SHIEET

fucksake someone hat me already i'm dying for one

I doubt it la'

I unironically have a very good butt. Butt-wise, I would make a very good trap.

Unfortunately the rest of me is completely atrocious.

yo they call this shit the whoopie kush un

you get so fugging high you fugging fart every where 4

brrrrpppaaattt

really wish 24/7 rapid transit systems were more of a thing

Americans have no culture

Don Lemon fucking plastered on CNN kek

>eat entire pizza
>hungry again just a couple hours later

Do I have a tapeworm? Or just a really high metabolism?

if you wouldn't fuck this you're gay as fuck

>not even an hour into 2017

>fire engines and ambulances blaring down the streets every 5 minutes

these fucking niggers cant contain themselves apparently

We do it's called being the best

>don lemon singing
jesus

kek'd

>being a horsefucker is culture

This thread is dedicated to my Ukrainian gf

You just have a really tight asshole

Pics or I don't believe you

>not watching Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve

>Watching Clinton News Network

Did poor Anderson get forcefully grabbed and kissed by that wretched woman this year?

>non-country
>non-gf
made me think

Can't tell if that's a man's booty or a girl with short hair

But that's a dude.

>short hair

It'd be ok if it was a trap with long hair.

Fair enough, who mostly live at hawaii anyway? there are lots of asians there I've been told, wonder how they can afford those prices

>.... florida
lel

Yes :(

Isn't he dead?

I could really go for some pus right now

not really how that works since that form of time is different than the one we think of for time travel.

The gf

man hands

women having short hair used to be the norm. the sex rev shifted towards longer hair

I just realized that I bought extremely fedora items for tonight

Local craft beer
Maker's Mark
American Spirits

I need to get my life in order

>those meatyhands
otoko da.

she's been trying to kiss the gay out of him

needs a higher voltage

no gf is enough without faith in GOD

happy new year, friends

Everything except American spirits are fedora

You mean hipster.

Your life has always been out of order

Yes but it still has that title and now Ryan Seacrest hosts it but he does a good job

she can't keep getting away with sexually harassing him.

I thought Fireball was more fedora

Or is it just hipster

Is there a difference

WEW
E
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How are local craft beers fedora?

At last I truly see
God bless

WELL THEY, BLEW UP THE CHICKENMAN IN PHILLY LAST NIGHT

Neat post, martini

Happy new year

fireball is for teenagers

about to drop the moon pie senpai

>saint martin
hey, my sister is from there - happy new year friend

>How are local craft beers fedora?

What the fuck is mf

t. phoneposter

>not living in the best year

this

You think that's bad?

I unironically like modern """""medieval music""""", like this: youtube.com/watch?v=pWqV3mWNcQM

I wish I didn't, but I can't stop listening to it. The part from 2:25 or so onwards unironically makes me ejaculate, despite how cringy and fedora-ish it is.

Fireball is turbonormie
Like literally stacy and chad normie.

Where is this?

r00d desu

their train runs 24/7?

1 hour till new year boyz

yes she's the eiland slag
greetings

Rate my gf 2bh

HAPPY NEW YEARSDSD

Happy new year from the panhandle of Florida

Happy new year's you fuckin NERDS

I just used my moms credit card to buy a prostate toy
How do I hide this from her?

you were my first 2017 post

congrats, bud!

yer 1 hr behind real nigga times

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They do idk his post
Do you think if we secretly annexed ur country anyone would notice

I'm honoured.

You can search the two-letter country code.
It's saint martin.

where'd you get my instagram

Why tf didn't you post these pictures of my gf?!?
Where did you get them?

...

tfw one second too early

whats wrong with his body?

ITS 2017 /cum/

>women having short hair used to be the norm. the sex rev shifted towards longer hair

t. homo

Maybe in 1920s and 1950s

me in the wheelchair

Yes, alongside the PATH, PATCO speedline in philly and the red and blue lines in chicago

I listen to Korpiklaani and Amon Amarth as well I was about to say just kill me now but then I opened your link holy shit that's even worse

HAPPY NEW YEAR IMPORTANT TIME ZONE

why does he pose so weird?

Are you single?

Thats my gf lil nigga
Neck urself

>Korpiklaani
at least they have good drinking songs

if ever someone confronts you about it, you can always preserve an appearance of normieness but claiming that you only listen to them for the drinking songs

Fireball is watching the superbowl for the commercials-tier

>use hitler meme to call out short hair as degenerate
>short hair was common in all western countries until late 20th century
>Nazi Germany promoted beauty images of women with short hair
literal retard here can't even differentiate what is degenerate and what is not. jesus christ do you even care about the old culture or do you make up your own with your dick

I seriously want a White girlfriend but they're all FUCKING GOLD DIGGERS

Literally the moment I tell them I'm from the UAE they automatically ask me if I keep 3 lions at my house. What the FUCK

Fireball is normie as fuck which means that hipsters likely "ironically" guzzle the stuff but fedora and hipster are pretty much exactly the same except for political views
Hipsters are obviously far left and fedoras far right

Is my first fap of 2017

1-3: fb

4-6: normal

7-0: wildcard

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