Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
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>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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Atheist here. I think I'm in love with you Reimu.
right as i was about to pass out
I heard there was a shrine thread around these parts.
Also, monthly reminder, but that's not important.
Good luck with todays threads.
Where?!
It must be heard, Reimu.
I turn on the TV.
I hear bullshit.
"-or an exclusive interview with the man who inented ice water!"
Click.
"the way the cat wrestles with its pr-"
Click.
"-ut when the gun is fired, the fish thinks about how politic-"
Zzch!
Holy damn. What's happened to TV these days?
...
Ach, it doesn't matter. The story I want comes in a book, anyway.
I open the book.
I see bullshit.
"his name struck fear in all of the fruits, except for apples, since the juiciness is s-"
Flip.
"-uly, her asshole tasted like Granny Boddons' stew, which didn't have meat in it, but yeah, her tits felt"
Flip.
"most aliens can't play rugby, but that doesn't mean you should ev-"
Slam!
Holy shit. What happened to books these days?
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Ach, it doesn't matter. The story I want comes in feelings, anyway.
I let myself experience.
I feel bullshit.
"-et some sadness because your friends are only there to laugh at you, maybe you should"
Despair.
"be really angry, don't you deserve more than they give you, and does anyone really treat you right if you consider disco music wh-"
Despair.
"-atch yourself, it's time for joy, and you know that every second is a gift."
Hope.
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Do not give up.
It is time to know the story.
please please please give me a reading
Oh my... even though our beliefs are so different? That's quite a turnaround...
Welcome!
Ah, sorry about that... there was some lingering suspicion to clear up. You don't have to hand out fortune cookies if you don't wanna. I'll let you off the hook for special circumstances.
A man is working his office job in Cleveland, Ohio.
He is young, at 23 years, is a light Hispanic, and his true biggest problem at the moment is if he wants to love a certain man, or a certain woman.
"But, yeah. Solar power is the future." he says. He has finished his short conversation with a colleague.
"That's great, dude! Gotta' split, though, donuts in the conference room!" responds his friend.
Our protaganist sits down in his wheeled office chair.
He looks at the work he has to do.
We can observe the room as much as we want, but these three things are most important:
>He is backing up in his chair
>There is a bump in the carpet
>Corners on the table are very sharp
He wheels back.
Something unknown causes this, but the wheels of his chair collide with the bump in the carpet.
And Fall. This Man. The All.
...
THE SCENE OF THE FALL
And So...
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE PLACE IN FOCUS IS THE SCENE OF THE FALL
And Then...
IF YOU WERE TO TAKE GREAT NOTICE IN READING THIS STORY ONE MIGHT HAPPEN TO REALIZE THAT THE SCENE IN QUESTION IS ONE AND THE SCENE WITH THE LOCATION THAT WILL DUBBED FROM
HENCEFORTH AS THE SCENE OF THE FALL.
And Now...
...
So. Then. Now.
This is STN.
That is because this is, this is a STaiN on reality, and SaTaN is to blame, the power of some beings is just lame.
It isn't SNT, though powerful is he as the anti of The Unamed One.
Nor the reversal TNS, since you won't be getting TeNSe, just focus on the story 'till I'm done.
...
And I sum up the end of here with...
Bump.
Crash.
Slice.
You made it back, Kotori!
reroll damn it
Oh my fucking god its you... and your SOCKS. Your socks are god damn amazing, im being totally serious. I would love to breed with them.
pelase satan
*Somebody stole my place, i was the chosen one, the man, the mith the legend meant to be the first on this thread!*
I'd love a reading.
I heard it... I just don't understand.
Thank you!
...it was just right.
He hit his head on the table, and he hit it just right.
Imagine how specific this would have to be, to get his brain destroyed in just the right way so that he would gain superpowers behind the belief of anyone in the Universe.
...
There was a pause for no more than 10 seconds. He was motionless, and his blood was pooling.
As he rose, another worker was turning in his direction.
Think about how suprised this guy was, eh? You see a man in your workplace, look at that, there's his head minus a slice like Thanksgiving pie!
"Your head's damn sliced fucking open, though!" he screamed.
It didn't matter! That was NOT an injury beyond his repairing! His head became whole again. He pondered. With a freak accident, he was now the most powerful being in the
Universe.
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He was Mr. Cleveland.
>Oh my... even though our beliefs are so different? That's quite a turnaround...
I've realized that I've only experienced true happiness when randomly coming across your threads. I want to share our lives together, create children, and I want to grow old with you.
well you're in the right place
right here!
its fine, i'll force myself to stay awake
I had heard you made your way here~
How are things?
Would like to know if I will pass my degree. Does it work woth specifics?
I'd love a love related reading
Dubs get
Hey there, hows it going?
~Boxcicle
Reroll
Do you think I could have a tarot reading since I had two Satan trips?
Oh jeez... I don't even know what to say...
Is Hunter x Hunter a good anime? I liked the first two episodes, but I don't want to watch it all just to be disappointed.
*Ey b0ss! Everything good, this was actually a very productive day, what about you?*
Give my GET to this user if I get one.
Oh! I did!
Hey hey. Things are things. They're not bad. How about you?
Mine was good as well, thank you for asking. What did ya do today Aster?
Hello thread~
It's pretty good, user.
The amount of episodes was off putting for me too, but in the end, I wasn't disappointed at all. Well worth it.
At this moment, the Cleveland Energy was created, and had always existed.
Rebirth was created inside.
Mr. Cleveland, already famous world-wide for his astonishing supernatural abilities, approached the city limits.
He wondered why he hadn't left Cleveland since the accident, until now. Odd.
Walk to edge, and bang.
...
He was smart enough to realize what this meant right away. He couldn't leave.
With all his immense power, the most amazing thing the world has ever seen, and the closest thing to God, he could not exit the city of Cleveland, Ohio.
...
When Rebirth reached out, and created The Others, he learned how to leave.
Admiral Agile was born.
Sir Strong was born.
Queen Quick was born.
Professor Pugilist was born.
Doctor Durability was born.
They were all great at what they did, and they were all the greatest of their own trade, to ever exist.
...
He did Cleveland-Hopping. If he traveled to different Universes, where the city of Cleveland had a different size, he could, with great effort, leave the city.
...
But she didn't like that. She wanted him.
The City loved him, she truly did.
>Eight of Pentacles
The use of one's skills and personal interests to rewarding and profitable ends. Reaping the fruits of one's labour, a small increase in money. An advantageous card for any talented or enthusiastic individuals. To enjoy lasting success efforts should be continuous and not halted prematurely.
>Six of Wands
Fantastic good news will arrive.
>Six of Cups
Pleasant memories and the realization of a dream. Can also indicate new elements entering one's life which are linked to the past, which will work through the present to create the future.
I'd say the good news is you pass, and your degree along with the contacts you've made in school helps you create a better future.
I think I owe you one from a while back. So what is it you'd like to know?
JESUS CHRIST NIGGA THE FUCK IS-
OH SHIT, WRONG THREAD.
YOU GUYS ARE JUST CIRCLEJERKERS.
NEVERMIND, NIGGA, YOU GOOD. FOR NOW.
DUBS GET
Needs advice, currently lives as expat, looking to move home. Wat do?
hi box, other than being on the verge of passing out im good
see above
hi remilia, hows it going
>captcha is 117
IT KNOWS
Double get, thanks user.
So if i could get a love related reading, please and thank you.
I've been to Cleveland before, just passing through. Seems like the kind of city that would have a jealous streak.
Good, Reimu needs some kids to keep the lineage going. And the busier she is the better.
Also hi thread
Ever since I can remember I've wanted to be good at art(drawing, painting, sketches, etc) but no matter how much I try I'm not getting any better. Will I get gud?
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My future! I want to know what it's going to be like ^.^
*Had to revise a little bit my mathemagical skills, i'm really bad with those unfortunately, I'll become a great mathemagician one day, but my arithmancer dreams will have to wait for now, until then it's just mathness.*
Thank you, nice to hear some positivity. Been a shit year.
If this is a get give to this guy for his love.
Are you receiving instruction of any kind? A teacher and peers to evaluate your work can help you immensely. I guess /ic/ would suffice if nothing else.
I don't know anything about how that works, sorry... Why did you expatriate and why do you wanna go back?
I see you!
*Dear oh dear, guess who's late this time?*
Just spreading the love, hopefully you'll have some in your future.
Hey Remi! How are ya?
Thats good that you are well. Do anything fun today?
Heh. Interesting.
Pretty good! It's late and i'm on the verge of passing out like yourself~ Gotta love staying up!
Hiya Seija~
H-hi Kotori!
Dr. Manhattan approached Mr. Cleveland. He was tired of him. He was going to fight him. And with all his effort, he would try to win.
Mr. Cleveland then killed Dr. Manhattan.
The prophecies were told.
The 94, or however many.
The Others would get together.
They almost killed him.
Evil ones were made.
Admiral Absurdity was created, and he is to blame for my absurdity.
Someone went and defeated Rebirth.
Rebirth showed his true form as Origin.
The Unnamed One showed up. He defeated Origin.
Mr. Cleveland was happy.
He twirled into the stars. He was with his true love. The city of Cleveland, Ohio loved Mr. Cleveland, and he loved her.
The Unnamed One left, and continued his existence.
...
In some way, Mr. Cleveland went on to be DP, but that comes later.
...
This is the end for now.
I have told the story.
Now, I may finally act normally again.
Why did you do all that stuff to me..?
I wonder who that could be!
hi seija
hi marisa
well i just finished up doom 4's campaign a couple hours ago, that was fun
yeah sleeping can wait
Rolling for GET
If not, am I being uptight for not wanting to date girls who aren't virgins? Is that just a thing of the past now?
What the fuck?
What are all these posts I made?
I didn't do these, I don't remember this shit, whatever.
How are you nerds doing?
So, I've discovered your secret. You're always upside-down, so you're an Australian. That's why you're such a shitposter.
I'm joking, of course.
Your horns resemble the ears of a cute kitty, not a kangaroo or dingo.
Checked
Moved internationally for work, started a telco business here but it's falling apart investors aren't the right ones.
>think I might go home and regroup. Thanks OP
*Because i was blinded by my yearn for knowledge about what happened between you and Alice, no matter now can we move on?*
Are my ex and I going to get back together ever? Thanks if you respond
I'm not good at hiding am i?
Rolling for a get. Haven't had a reading in a while. Haven't had an accurate reading in an even longer while.
Just feel dead inside. Always alone, even with my wife right next to me in bed. Just feeling like nothing I do matters.
my excuse is a motion tracker
Cats don't have horns!
Welcome back, Mr. Clevehattan.
There is no such thing as moving on here. Whose side are you on now?
>The Tower (Reversed)
Negativity. Restriction of desires and imprisonment. Less sever forms of the above. Drastic change that may rob the individual of freedom of expression. Sometimes bankruptcy and imprisonment. more usually imprisonment within a set of circumstances which cannot currently be altered. Sudden changes out of one's control.
>The Star
Fresh hope and renewal. Healing of old wounds. Hope. renewal of faith and hope. Spiritual love. A mental and physical broadening of horizons. Promise and fulfillment. inspiration. Influence over others. Vigour and confidence. Protection
>Fortitude
Courage. Self control. The virtue of Fortitude. The power of love. Control of passion against one's baser instincts. Determination. Generosity. Strength and power under control. Energy. Optimism. Generosity, resolve and reconciliation.
No problem Anonymous! I wish you the best!
>The Hanged Man
Temporary suspension of progress. Flexibility of mind and a willingness to adapt to changes. Sacrifice in the present to reap benefit in the future. A waiting period.
>Seven of Pentacles
Previous past effort wasted through inertia in the present. Reaping no reward from charitable work. A warning not to rest on one's laurels as success can only be achieved through hard work.
>The Empress (Reversed)
Possible domestic problems, financial difficulties, lack of affection and achievement. Creative blocks and possible problems with a relationship. Infertility, sterility or promiscuity and/or unwanted pregnancy.
Sorry Anonymous... it doesn't look too great, but there's a faint hope that you'd have to work very hard to keep alive.
I enjoyed it though, Dr. Manhattan!
You didn't even say hi to me, Remi~
Thanks for all the support guys, i really can't remember the last time someone was nice here, really is heartwarming
H-hi! Sorry about last time!
Too many Remi's to keep track of!
In case you forgot, it's time to post on that certain hot beverage board.
Hiding never was your style!
>watermark
Here you go
I don't get it >_
....I thought it opened 3 hours ago
strawpoll.me
>Mr. Clevehattan.
Shit. If that was like, the Fusion Dance from Dragon Ball Z, the result would be a fucking beast. Maybe even able to defeat The Unnamed One.
(The Unnamed One and Mr. Cleveland did talk for a bit.)
He.
Was.
J.
And no more can be told about Him, except in the case of an emergency.
...
I have missed not being insane, it feels nice to talk like a person again.
Aside from you being a cat, I missed this, and I want to do something together, as a thread.
Let's play Monopoly.
Wait, you'll get mad and 'flip' the board!
>saved!
Tarot plz?
I'm on mobile so I don't have my avatar on hand
I go by Ramen Shaman on Steam though
Wonderful~
Are you still making threads?
Ah, h-hello Yuki~
Hello! It's fine, don't worry about it~
H-how many are we talking here?
Voted for autism.
*Yours was a futile attempt, where could a star possibly hide? They're to shiny for that, and this is astrology 101.*
*What about the side that Marisa has towards you?*
It is a quite fun game, yes.
To be honest, I didn't see your post cause my phone was lagging. Scrolled right past. How are ya Marisa?
How did I not see you posting? Damn I'm fucking blind. How are ya Seija?
I even missed you. Holy shit, I'm blind. How are ya?
In the near future I will be making one.
Wait, shut the fuck up, this is important!
I just discovered a thread that might be extremely useful to me.
rolling for tarot
Hello everyone.
Roll
*Sorry Yuki i didn't saw you before, anyway hi.*
I'm roolling to NOT get a tarrot.
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Hi lewd! That looks like a new one!
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Not from you atleast~
That's so sweet!
Ah hello.. box..?
T-That's you.. right?
Being a spaceman is cheating and you know it, here in the shrine we leave technology outside!
Oh, I just can't WAIT until someone calls me a newfag, because I simply have the perfect response.
A-ah okay. Sorry I've kinda run out of things to say already haha
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Hi Remi! Having fun?~
It's okay, I didn't see you either.. I'm absolutely exhausted, I may have drank a liiiittle bit last night. How about you?
Hiya Asterisks!
Kotori, you have dubs. Since you're new, you should ask for a fortune!