Why France is always fighting against Germany for liberte, egalite and fraternite...

Why France is always fighting against Germany for liberte, egalite and fraternite? Why germans always want to spread their racism, totalitarianism and stupid non scientific theories? No one wants to follow the Fuhrer orders except you, you are evil barbaric scum.
Thank God, we have France in Europe.

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that's why ^

i read yesterday that froggos put mistletoes in the door entrance and you kiss them when someone stands under it.

if you are a qt frog i may kiss you.

because we are the bad guys of the history, and French are the heroes and freedom fighters

t. Sören de Maiziere

Thank you France

Thank you based ANZAC!

This user is entirely right.

You're welcome !

>Thank God, we have France in Europe
Well, you could had France everywhere in Europe if you hadn't freezed to death our Grande Armée back in time.

In Dutch history books Napoleon is often considered a good guy who reformed our government.

how can anyone dislike these fine people?

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>Why France is always fighting against Germany for liberte, egalite and fraternite?
because you partitioned the only other country that was

sorry

You dont know the frenchies dude. Frogs are way more imperialist than krauts.

Less than Amerifats

wow i was literally just gonna post about how i like france

>Less than Amerifats

What a meme. You frogs are fucking cancer. How many times did you try to invade Iberia? 1000 times? Even the fucking celts who invaded the north of Spain came from Frogland.

We've fucked up once i have to admit
( search Sykes-Picot )

it's just banter

Come on dude... He'd never post that, he's a murican. Don't be a fool.

you don't do this in Germany?

that's because he was the good guy

>Russia complaining about totalitarianism

Keyword Sykes.

>same president for 12 years
its like the russian jew doesnt even hide from the people because he is same race as even they are!

No, that's anglo shit. We have our own traditions.

Its Celt.

> This flag
> Not trashing us at every single occasion possible

French Culture and Philosophy has been set up to destroy White Christian society ever since the revolution. No suprise here.

But, Germany has been tolerant for decades now and let in all the lovely foreigners

Why isn't Europe thanking them?

WE WUZZ CELTS

You don't know the frogs man.

I'm pretty sure we've lost more fleets and men fighting under some french commander than against them.

Just because a flag has the same colors as yours doesn't mean that you have to start kissing his ass. (Except if there are historical proof that you were buddies) Same goes to Slovenia,Slovakia,Czech Republic.

>The "invicible" Armada
>Trafalgar
You know why we lost so many ships my Latin friend. The eternal Anglo.

germans are innocent. the evil austrians are the guilty ones

>Slovenia,Slovakia,Czech Republic
Those are slavs, retard. We were one nation with slavs. And France used t be ours historical buddy.

Armada is incredible and is easily #1 this year, get real.

Yep, because you fucking suck at warfare.

Name one battle where the french won against the odds.

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A-are you serious?
There are a lot... Check your nearest European history book, please.

>French
>Celts

please stop this meme once and for all

Are you sure about that?
Most of the Slav nations are distancing themselves from you country and are trying to remove as much as they can contact with your country (except your loyal dog Belarusia) And France was more of a guy that was in the same boat as you during the war.

Dunno. Krauts should have specialised in making classical music, cars, beer and intercontinental missiles, while we took care of philosophy, literature (along with sister Russia), law, cheese and wine.

No WW1, no WW2. And no pseudo philosophical bullshit (lgbtq+..) coming from Americans trying to invent something new on their own.

lmao there are so many of them. but I see you're one of those autists who hate France. You're always the most retarded ones.
the battle of trafalgar was never meant to be a battle, it was litarally an escape attempt to bring ships to our west inidies islands. the commanders know the crews were to inexperimented to conduct a battle. It was literally nothing more that mexicans hopping the border, half of them got caught by the border patrol. That's it. Brits milk this shit as an important event, it isn't AT ALL.

>because we are the bad guys of the history, and French are the heroes and freedom fighters
But who decide who are the bad guys? A winners, rich people, a religion perhaps?

This can't be true, and fighting against yourself doesn't count.

Without France you would still be speaking arabic while bowing to Mecca. Ungrateful spaniard..

Building all your philosophy upon racialist theories and "muh germanic clans are better and can exterminate others" does not play any part in it right? How more delusional could you be?

I don't like those "values", they excuse and justify the colonization of France.

But I also dislike Germany.

You know it's true.

Gaulish blood in my veins.

french doesn't like france
foreigner likes france

>this very post
>Spain

good englich friend

Merci France et dieu vous garde