/heem/: dance edition

lmaoing at the people who actually watched the 202 press conference

Upcoming events:

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News:

>Jon Jones: I dindu nuffin
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/tearful-jon-jones-denies-ped-use-as-rep-suggests-potential-tainted-supplement

>Dana says DC will still fight at 200
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-president-says-champ-daniel-cormier-will-still-fight-at-ufc-200

Other links:

>UFC 200 Embedded EP 4
youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE

>UFC 200: It's Time
youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=z0kyPotqOc0
mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751142358457069568/video/1
sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/07/anderson-silva-substitui-jon-jones-e-encara-daniel-cormier-no-ufc-200.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for no sleep

>J.......Jon?

1st jef

Schaub is cancer

i'm sorry daniel you can still suck my dick if you want i knew this was important to you

>tfw american fitefan

good OP OP unlike that fanzant cunt

>DC still hasn't had his opponent announced

heem yourself, Silva.

>Bisping just won the 185 pound title," he said. "Let me tell you what Bisping does in his off season. When Bisping's not training, he goes on a bender. He's in no condition to fight Daniel Cormier. I promise you that. I don't even have to ask him.

What did he mean by this?

First for DC vs. Gus 2 will be official soon

May Schaub have mercy on your soul.

For sure they've got someone lined up. Just figuring out numbers my man.

...

fucking dykes

youtube.com/watch?v=z0kyPotqOc0

Why should that matter for anyone besides the two people fighting?

They'll announce it later or tomorrow

mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751142358457069568/video/1

What does Conor say he wants to see?

kick rocks, cheeto fingers.

Could the average man beat a minimum weight female UFC fighter?

I'm pretty sure I couldn't suffocate her to death with my 300 pound body.

...

ilir latifi lads

Excited for Gus to get his 2nd win over DC.

HOW TO MAKE MMA LESS OF A SEMEN SLURPING SPORT

>remove medical suspensions
>remove drug testing
>remove gloves
>remove judges
>tell the refs to stop stopping fights so early

Maybe Jones is just trolling

Babyrage Cormier will never fight against Jones.
Cormier is getting old, after 2 years he is way too old, fat fuck and old.

Having that one loss against Jones is going to haunt Cormier rest of his life.

>average man
>300 pound body

kek good job

what gives you that idea?

he's been doing shots in Cabo, which as everyone knows is the literal worst perparation for a short notice fight

protect yourself at ALL times

>check flag
>remember that lads deepfry literally everything

i think he means untrained by average

>Jim Sanchez vs Thiago Gomi

who you got /heem/?

Literally WHO GIVES A FUCK

>CM Punk is going to fight before Jon Vs. DC 2 happens

JUST end this gay sport already

Jim Gomi

Takanori Alves

>mfw dc just keeps getting cucked
>no face

Im pretty sure I could beat every female fighter except Cyborg
And this is coming from a 5'7 140 pounds manlet

BORK LASER

>CM Punk
>Fighting
>Putting his undefeated record on the line

He's going to retire unbeaten, lad.

>Sucker punching a girl
Lower than a pack of niggers. She deserved to be heemd tho

so apparently cormier has got an opponent

we know that the opponent isnt swedish, who could it be?

>tfw you can't here any hear

These mics are fucked up

I'm DCs opponent

AMA

Are you looking forward to the succ?

what you gonna do against his takedowns

PILLOW HANDS

One well placed hit and you could make thirty of those explode at once.

Yes, I'm going to be edging for the next couple days in preparation.

can you wrestle

yo i cant hear any fights
this card is fucked up

?

do you succ dik?

Hello Anderson

If it's Anderson I called that shit last night.

It's Mousnoozi

ANDERSON FUCKING SILVA?

i dont habeeb it

So do the people that picked DC get him as a win on the heem fight pics?

pls be real

also remove rounds and allow headbutts

kek if anderson fights his career is completely over

is this real

THE GOAT IS COMING FOR CORMIER

>Implying he won't be heemed into the shadow realm

wtf UFC 200 is good again now

wew

OH MY
FUCKING GOD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IM CUMMING
IM LITERALLY CUMMING
FUCKKKKKFJIDVJGGR3

also its actually legit, site is trust
sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/07/anderson-silva-substitui-jon-jones-e-encara-daniel-cormier-no-ufc-200.html

GSP when?

Guys, if Anderson wins we might see JBJ vs Andy in New York

>Gastelum pulls
>GSP willing to step in to rematch Hendricks

It's a catchweight fight, no title

What if they use gloves with rusted barbed wire

article says not for the title

>Jon tested positive for testosterone because he was taking male-enhancement supplements in order to last against D.C succ

This is insanity.
It won't be for the title.

says the belt is not on the line, what is this, a 220 catchweight?

I will never pay for a Jon Jones fight, he's terrible for the sport and I hope he never fights again

In 2018 when Silva is like 44?

khabib it

dc vs silva foooooooooooook

>jbj fighting anytime soon

underestimate brock -MY boy- at your own peril you utter utter fools.

he will get wrestle fucked

boring fight

I honestly believe Anderson would beat DC. I will put money on Anderson. He can stay on the outside and pepper DC with strikes. Shit he can end it in the first minute with that steven seagull kick

for LHW strap??

dc will bring silva to suplex city

>yfw Anderson KO's Cormier ded

have fun to wrestlefuck an blackbelt BJJ

dis gun be good im sure m8

It is true

I back

that's a fun fight

>le is a fighter but cant take a hit to the face man is your boy

...

Anderson Knows

ANDERSONNNNN

THE SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


SILLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is gonna be a one sided fight, a Anderson with no training fighting a wrestler who was training for a 5 round war. Weidman overpowerd Silva can you imagine what DC will do

Dana bless

Anderson Silva has as many 1st round finishes at LHW as Jon Jones does, and Andersons not even in that division
Jones has had 17 UFC fights, all at LHW; he's finished Vladimir Matyushenko, Brandon Vera, and Chael Sonnen in the first round.
Anderson moved up from MW to LHW 3 times in the UFC and went 3 for 3, with KO's over James Irvin and Forrest Griffin and a TKO over Stephan Bonnar in the first round.
SIDE NOTE: Irvin, Griffin, and Bonnar were all on PEDs at the time; all 3 tested positive after the fight

Not the worst outcome by far.

will you take viagra again for this fight? DC is ready to succ you know

DC would legit end Silva's career. Better than nothing I guess.

>it's anderson
>he's been roiding
>doesnt matter
>he beats DC
>ends up pissing hot
>fight ruled a no contest
>no one cares by then
>DC is a "champ" who was beat by Silva and Jones
>will continue to be the asterisk champion of the ufc