I'm in the mood for greentext stories. feely, funny or satire and irony are welcome as well as incest.
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I'm in the mood for greentext stories. feely, funny or satire and irony are welcome as well as incest
Isaac Powell
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Joseph Sanchez
been i while since i've seen a good greentext story, ill follow
Matthew White
bumping for interest
Hunter Allen
Here's a gem from /k/
Logan Collins
ill dump my screencaps
Eli Roberts
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Gavin Stewart
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Kayden Diaz
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Angel Sanders
>be me
>be in 3rd grade
>taking some kind of standardized test
>mfw I don't know anything
>"fuck this I'm done I want to go home"
>Tell teacher I feel sick
>"stop faking user and take your test"
>this bitch was asking for it
>the look of horror and regret on her face as I proceed to force myself to throw up all over my desk and my test.
>waves of half digested lucky charms come pouring out of my mouth for what feels like an eternity
>mfw this shit gets everywhere. Its on my pants, the floor, my desk.. basically anything within a 5 foot radius is covered in vomit.
>the appalling sight and smell caused a chain reaction of 3rd graders to spill their guts all over the room.
>the teacher looks like she's on the verge of suicide while she frantically calls the nurse and janitor for backup
>everyone's tests are now void so no one has to take it
>entire 3rd grade class gets sent home
>mfw I'm called the vomit rocket for the rest of 3rd grade.
Christian Harris
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Thomas Bell
Andrew Rodriguez
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Jose Jones
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Daniel Kelly
this one gave me cancer
Ryan Sanchez
oops am not very good with compoter
Zachary Powell
fatshaming at whole new level
Grayson Morris
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Adrian Murphy
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Oliver Walker
anyone read the story about the tard wars?
Charles Jackson
>fatshaming
Go back to Tumblr
Colton Allen
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Henry Bell
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Jacob Long
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Liam Cox
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Thomas Hill
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Benjamin Cooper
>fatshaming
Jaxson Howard
>Be me, camping in Oregon
>Come back from beach
>Camper shower is a 2.5'x2.5' death trap for someone who's 6'3
>Campsite is near campground showers
>Decide that they're probably better than the camper's shower
>Next day, go to campground showers
>Whole place is empty
>Take the shower at the back
>No temperature controls, just a button
>Warm enough, far better than messing about with the knobs in a cramped space
>A few minutes in, hear a strange noise
>What the fuck is it?
>Mfw that fucking sound is the sound of fucking
>I have an idea
>I decide to shriek as I leave the room
>Finish shower
>Walk to the door
>They're in the first shower
>Fear that he'll come after me
>Maintain silence
>Go back to camp
>Forever regret my faggotry
Jason Anderson
you were in that thread yesterday too huh
Jason Flores
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Levi Fisher
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Jayden Morgan
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Samuel Ward
Actually I'm the fucker that wrote it. Just picked this image version up today.
Angel Jones
aw sweet
Robert Powell
godtier
Nicholas Robinson
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Nolan Clark
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Noah Stewart
A classic.
James Sanders
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Cameron Williams
>Feels
>Laughs
>Satire
>Incest
One if these things is not like the others...
Owen Roberts
im placing my money on feels
Nicholas Powell
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Henry Roberts
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Nolan Powell
beautiful
John Sanders
So much warmth in my heart now, what a lucky fucker that user is.
Jack King
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Aaron Morales
I love ones like this.
Nolan Turner
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Eli Bell
Is it weird that I want to fuck mother earth right now?
Isaiah Allen
the answer lies within you user, find that for yourself
Brayden Young
fucking your mother is always weird
Ian Cook
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Alexander Russell
HOW THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO READ THIS , GOD DAMM
Hudson Morris
Needs the /x/ story of the attempted extermination of man by aliens.
Michael Allen
Found that one on a HFY! thread.
Matthew Bell
what is HFY?
Carson Adams
Humanity, Fuck Yeah!
Ryan Stewart
That's a good one. Ever read the ella one?
Jeremiah Green
Thrid no die