Alright, let's get a movie name thread going. You take one letter out and give a summary, for example pic related.
God's not Dad. A mother has to try to explain to her children that just because their father can do menial household chores and cook, doesn't mean he is the almighty
Oy Story
A group of Jews in a concentration camp find love. Hijinks ensue
Men
Charles Xavier and some friends go out and do manly things, as they are men
Word War Z
A small crack team of English professors must solve an elaborate puzzle by only using words beginning with the letter Z
Tar Wars
An epic recounting of the Massacre at La Brea
Dadpool
Somewhere in Seattle, there's a local pool where, if legend is to be believed, only dads may partake in swimming there
He
Her but gay
Pace Jam
Michael Jordan punches people in the chest until their pacemakers stop working
Pup fiction
A story of miscreant dogs that like to bite the faces off of black dogs. Bitch overdoses on treats, boxer has to run away from its master, but end up saving their ass (hole)
12 Ears A Slave
A freak accident involving nuclear radiation and a bunch of underpaid migrant workers cause gross physical abnormalities that will last for a decade
Jurassic ark
The true story of noah, and his attempt to save the world but putting all the animals onto one ship. Dinosaurs revolt, and start eating all of noahs pets.
What's Eating Gilbert Gape?
A group of children from the special ed class at school find a closet where they can explore each other's bodies in retarded bliss
Pup Fiction. A bunch of dogs fight over a briefcase that is assumed to have a bunch of treats
Missed opportunity for a good post there, mainly because you're a retarded fuck.
You do better then, I'd love to see it
Finding Neo
Morpheus goes on an undersea journey to find out what kind of color pills fish like to eat the most
Schindler's Lit
Schlinder gets da weed from his brah goebbels and goes krazy
Snaks on a Plane
Samuel L Jackson is a sexy stewardess on an airplane who brings delicious treats to all the passengers on board
Fat and the Furious 1-7
Vin Diesel plays a fat fuck who gets road rage a lot because hes always behind his fellow drag racers. In the later installments hijinks ensue but all fail because of his fat physique.
Lord of the Rigs
Frodo has to race his truck to Mordor to win the annual Big Rigs Race
Resident Vil
A movie that chronicles a group of retired Americans as they fight boredom, in-laws, and the greedy homeowner's association.
Captain Merica
Overweight balding middle aged Steve has to save the 4th of July from the ultra PC liberals trying to shut down the holiday. Edge of the chair adventures as Steve drinks budweiser, and shoots foreign invaders trespassing his trailer park as they attempt to shut down his homemade fireworks stand.
this actually sounds like a good movie
I'd watch it.