Need help guys.
>gf and i broke up couple of weeks ago
>tryed to surprise that bitch
>she told me she had to work till 9pm
>bought shitload of roses, made some food
> even wrote her a fucking letter
>waiting in front of her house
>mfw she came up with another guy
>feels like im in a shitty drama
>gave her the roses and the food
>went away
>sit in the bus
>almost crying
Guys what to do, i want to fuck her up hard but no idea how.
Hire a hitman.
*voice echos*
You know what to do... There is only one thing you can do ;)
wtf. why? because she broke up with you?
sorry buddy, but
>you dont always get everything you want
that's just life. move on.
Forget that bitch. It wipl hurt, you might cry, but you will be better off without her.
Drink, do drugs, fuck other girls. You're free now. I made a promise to myself, that I will never again like a girl more than she likes me, make her my everything, etc.
And what happened? I was totally smitten by one girl. Smoked a spliff, looked at myself and felt so pathetic for letting myself fall for a girl like that... again.
So I drank, smoked some weed, went to the club. Found a girl, she took me home, fucked the shit out of her. Hooked up a few more times. Then last Friday found another girl, hooked up with her again two nights ago. You know what? I completely forgot about the girl I fell for. Her fucking loss.
Now I guess its smooth sailing until I fall for someone again. I'm gonna try not to, but I can't help myself. At least I know the remedy -- meaningless sex.
Best part about meaningless sex? You fuck them like a pornstar and they beg for it. Treat them like a pornstar and they love it.
Have fun and forget about that slut. :)
If that's not fiction, just consider it over.
No need to torture yourself.
If you're a sweet/good guy you'll find someone better. Broke up a few times and was hard for some time... but eventually you get over it just like anybody else.
Lots of fish in the sea and you're the master fucking fisherman! ;)
not but came here to say
>meaningless sex
>get over your ex
old british wisdom.
All you can do now is fap to her naked pics and post them all. You DO have her nudes right?? Right?
No Money, should i do crowdfunding? Do i get discount on a double kill?
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In fact, we were still meeting each other, had sex and shit..
I will move on, there is no way back to this slut.
i need a plan to make her feel as bad as possible without backfiring too hard
kill self
why do you want to hurt her?
what's wrong with men???
Op here.
Meaningless sex dosnt work, hooked up with two girls after we broke up. god bless tinder.
all i want is revenge.
Im done with that bitch. Eventho its kinda childish, i want to make her feel like shit one more time before i leave the screen.
just have a few casual flings and pass the time
time will heal your wounds fam
Okay OP. Here's what you do. Sell your car. Use that money to buy a horse and some non toxic paint. Paint the horse neon pink, and name it Dan. Even if it's female. This isn't a choice. Then, go everywhere with Dan, until "user and Dan" are the popular duo around town. Eventually, she'll want you back. Pretend to forget who she is, but accept if she wants to go out with you. Don't show up. Say you forgot, and you were out sailing with Dan. He's an excellent navigator. Now you have her right where you want her, and can do whatever you want with her.
> dont have car nor money.
but i know where i can steal a horse, does it work aswell?
Wtf kind of cringe post is this?!
Sure. Just as long as Dan is your primary form of transportation.
>She won't come back
at least you got dubs
Drop every kind of contact to her. This instant. That will make you feel better and her like shit after a while but only if it's pain over time you want to give her and peace to yourself.
This works against anyone. And it's the best way to move on. Even the ppl that thinks in the moment "haha no regrets" will get crushed by it later on. Have fun :)
>C-come back Baby, I got dubs
You don't need her, man. You can find a better one with your dubs, I believe in you, I truly do.
This Act like she never existed in the first place. Absolute indifference is the worst thing to do to a person.
op here
Off-Topic
>two years ago
>working at a retierd horse farmer
>he is over 2m tall, hands like shovels and gay af
>he even had a family, a wife and two kids
>they didnt knew.jpg
>most of the time i was climbing a ladder and doing shit on the roof, so she could stare at my ass
>asking me to take my shirt off cuz he wants to see my body.
>the worst part was after work.
>getting texts from him, that he would love to suck my dick and asked i i could give him a golden shower
>wtf.jpg
>even offered me money
>i just didnt answer
>he paid good and the work was easy
>fuck it just ignor it
> once he offered me 50 for a used boxer
>hell yeah, take the oldest i had
>piss on the boxershort, give it to him
>easy money
cont?
You should be with her anyway. Do whatever she asks with a smile and show that you're a better man. If u ever hear them fuckibg, try jacking off to it
Everything went ok for all of you. No need to go columbine on people just because they betray you.
You don't need that bitch
You want to get revenge?
take care of yourself
go to gym
get hobbies
get better financially
clean room/apartment
find friends
find friends who are single
find more friends
travel
The world is so big. Explore it.