Hello /b, I'll kill myself in a few hours, dubs decide what I do in the meantime...

Hello /b, I'll kill myself in a few hours, dubs decide what I do in the meantime. Will deliver if its nothing too retarded (read: i probably won't deliver because you fucking retards request retarded things).

Buy cigarettes.

Call suicide hotline

Either

1. Try to suck your own dick

or

2. Paint the feels man on your chest.

Why wait? People always wait..

wew give me a few minutes

try to buy of the most expensive drink as much as you can. or if you don't drink, do something you don't get always to do.. orr you've always wanted but never have

>tfw cant even draw properly

permanent marker cause I wanna fuck with the people who find me haha

NEXT

sing a song at vocaroo

or read a poem

this

Did the feelsman become a piece of Picasso's art?

this, wonderful

I did the drawing using my webcam as a mirror, unfortunately I'm not good at doing things mirrored

Eat a banana :/

last chance.

how are you gonna do it? you should stream it for us

call suicide hotline if dubs

give me your money.

[email protected]

Buy me a new cock

Fuck off, troll faggot.
Sup Forums is so used to this bullshit that we no longer care if people are being real.
It's your fucking life, so do whatever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit.

gonna hang myself, can't stream though sorry

prove that you really want to live.

I don't want to user, that's why I'm doing this shit

gotta attention whore one last time

anal fuck a knife and bleed out.

wow your a real tough mothafucka

thats a really shitty way to die.. incoming fail + brain damage + perma vegetable

bump with porn

Write me a poem.

Get a hooker, fuck her, drink and smoke and after you feel like you are done end it.

Roll

wasted dubs

doing the whole drop thing. 6 foot drop should kill me, if not i'll suffocate. Eating tons of painkillers before and getting hella drunk, so really either way i'm fucked. also doing it in a forest so no one is gonna find me for a while

fuck a craiglist hooker raw.

reroll

perform a self transorbital lobotomy,

find happiness in life

Nice. This.

roll

please don't kill yourself

what would Goku say?

yes

So in a few weeks/months we get reports of a decaying corpse found haning in a forrest, nice.

Where do you live?

Oh dude...

yurofag, so craigslist isn't an option. also poor as fuck, sorry

Pretty sure after the feels guy this wouldn't go so well

post cheese pizza and get banned

Draw random symbols on your arms and hands

dont do it man

where are you from?

Gonna dox myself a few minutes before I'm gonna do it, don't want some faggot to call the police on me

>^

What the fuck.... So many people want you to live..
Lets do this properly.

Start With a Timestamp of a cut or some shit.

>Waiting for an hero

and face

awwww fuck yes. does it count???

roll

How about you showe something wierd up your as so when the do the autopsy they will find it?
Like a toy, 3 spoons or a handgranade?

trips here requests don't kill yourself

okay lick your balls, take photos and print them out and put them all over your body.

call suicide hotline right now, be honest, and set a few goals for tomorrow that will get you closer to a positive life.

you have been in the darkness for to long user.

think you are depressed

>so many people want you to live
Nah they're just covering their asses in case OP does it.

call suicide hotline if dubs

Hey OP mid if you live steam your suicide?

Go outside?

WHY DUDE??

no matter how hard things get this isntt the answer have you got family this will kill them ,you're young you have your whole life ahead of you ..make a difference in the world do something with your life

put passion of the christ dvd up there or a usb with it

Roll

get

Why the fuck would you do that? Your brain is instinctively going to fight you when it starts to lose oxygen. There are so many easy painless ways to simply float off to death, and your gonna fucking hang yourself?

Why ruin the best thing you are ever gonna do in your life?

rolling

trips make it so
I like the usb idea

TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

Ass. Op it's a decision you can't take back over the course of eternity. Please get help.

Nice, what time can we expect it to hit?

ROll

perform a human centipede operation with you and your family.

if you're gonna anhero stream it or whats the point? I really dont care unless I can watch you flop like a fish

roll

it has to be passion of the christ tho, I'm a different guy tho so if you do the usb make it passion of the christ.

Oh come on!

Find purpose in life. Like getting 493444444.

make sure is tons of cp on your desktop so people think you are a pedobear

Who the fuck gives a shit.
We are all gonna an hero some time

What was your trigger?

bump for this question. im interested

Kek when I an hero Im gonna find some low self esteem chick and become her bf before I do it...

Micro penis

say you did it because Hillary clinton is still in the presidential election.

reroll

dude if you are for real call the suicide hotline. You dont really want to do this.

Become a professional assassin on behalf of /b

cp for ban faggot

haha what the fuck dude, i dont have anything too weird to put up my ass, any suggestions?

just for you user

Rolling for this

Mods and whomever the relevant authority is gives a shit. I know we are, that's were the most oldfags went.

roll

kek yes please

why wanna died?

Hey OP, got a pen?

Someone dox this guy please and call the police on him!

Trip advisor

I thought about becoming an hero three times. Then life got better. Change your environment, leave your family house, meet new people, become vulnerable, express what's going on inside of you. It gets better.

where do you live OP

call suicide hotline