Hello /b, I'll kill myself in a few hours, dubs decide what I do in the meantime. Will deliver if its nothing too retarded (read: i probably won't deliver because you fucking retards request retarded things).
Hello /b, I'll kill myself in a few hours, dubs decide what I do in the meantime...
Buy cigarettes.
Call suicide hotline
Either
1. Try to suck your own dick
or
2. Paint the feels man on your chest.
Why wait? People always wait..
wew give me a few minutes
try to buy of the most expensive drink as much as you can. or if you don't drink, do something you don't get always to do.. orr you've always wanted but never have
>tfw cant even draw properly
permanent marker cause I wanna fuck with the people who find me haha
NEXT
sing a song at vocaroo
or read a poem
this
Did the feelsman become a piece of Picasso's art?
this, wonderful
I did the drawing using my webcam as a mirror, unfortunately I'm not good at doing things mirrored
Eat a banana :/
last chance.
how are you gonna do it? you should stream it for us
call suicide hotline if dubs
give me your money.
Buy me a new cock
Fuck off, troll faggot.
Sup Forums is so used to this bullshit that we no longer care if people are being real.
It's your fucking life, so do whatever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit.
gonna hang myself, can't stream though sorry
prove that you really want to live.
I don't want to user, that's why I'm doing this shit
gotta attention whore one last time
anal fuck a knife and bleed out.
wow your a real tough mothafucka
thats a really shitty way to die.. incoming fail + brain damage + perma vegetable
bump with porn
Write me a poem.
Get a hooker, fuck her, drink and smoke and after you feel like you are done end it.
Roll
wasted dubs
doing the whole drop thing. 6 foot drop should kill me, if not i'll suffocate. Eating tons of painkillers before and getting hella drunk, so really either way i'm fucked. also doing it in a forest so no one is gonna find me for a while
fuck a craiglist hooker raw.
reroll
perform a self transorbital lobotomy,
find happiness in life
Nice. This.
roll
please don't kill yourself
what would Goku say?
yes
So in a few weeks/months we get reports of a decaying corpse found haning in a forrest, nice.
Where do you live?
Oh dude...
yurofag, so craigslist isn't an option. also poor as fuck, sorry
Pretty sure after the feels guy this wouldn't go so well
post cheese pizza and get banned
Draw random symbols on your arms and hands
dont do it man
where are you from?
Gonna dox myself a few minutes before I'm gonna do it, don't want some faggot to call the police on me
>^
What the fuck.... So many people want you to live..
Lets do this properly.
Start With a Timestamp of a cut or some shit.
>Waiting for an hero
and face
awwww fuck yes. does it count???
roll
How about you showe something wierd up your as so when the do the autopsy they will find it?
Like a toy, 3 spoons or a handgranade?
trips here requests don't kill yourself
okay lick your balls, take photos and print them out and put them all over your body.
call suicide hotline right now, be honest, and set a few goals for tomorrow that will get you closer to a positive life.
you have been in the darkness for to long user.
think you are depressed
>so many people want you to live
Nah they're just covering their asses in case OP does it.
call suicide hotline if dubs
Hey OP mid if you live steam your suicide?
Go outside?
WHY DUDE??
no matter how hard things get this isntt the answer have you got family this will kill them ,you're young you have your whole life ahead of you ..make a difference in the world do something with your life
put passion of the christ dvd up there or a usb with it
Roll
get
Why the fuck would you do that? Your brain is instinctively going to fight you when it starts to lose oxygen. There are so many easy painless ways to simply float off to death, and your gonna fucking hang yourself?
Why ruin the best thing you are ever gonna do in your life?
rolling
trips make it so
I like the usb idea
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
Ass. Op it's a decision you can't take back over the course of eternity. Please get help.
Nice, what time can we expect it to hit?
ROll
perform a human centipede operation with you and your family.
if you're gonna anhero stream it or whats the point? I really dont care unless I can watch you flop like a fish
roll
it has to be passion of the christ tho, I'm a different guy tho so if you do the usb make it passion of the christ.
Oh come on!
Find purpose in life. Like getting 493444444.
make sure is tons of cp on your desktop so people think you are a pedobear
Who the fuck gives a shit.
We are all gonna an hero some time
What was your trigger?
bump for this question. im interested
Kek when I an hero Im gonna find some low self esteem chick and become her bf before I do it...
Micro penis
say you did it because Hillary clinton is still in the presidential election.
reroll
dude if you are for real call the suicide hotline. You dont really want to do this.
Become a professional assassin on behalf of /b
cp for ban faggot
haha what the fuck dude, i dont have anything too weird to put up my ass, any suggestions?
just for you user
Rolling for this
Mods and whomever the relevant authority is gives a shit. I know we are, that's were the most oldfags went.
roll
kek yes please
why wanna died?
Hey OP, got a pen?
Someone dox this guy please and call the police on him!
Trip advisor
I thought about becoming an hero three times. Then life got better. Change your environment, leave your family house, meet new people, become vulnerable, express what's going on inside of you. It gets better.
where do you live OP
call suicide hotline