Explain a film plot badly:
I'll start.
>A young man quits his job, steals a jack and hangs out with a homeless girl and her pet.
Explain a film plot badly:
I'll start.
>A young man quits his job, steals a jack and hangs out with a homeless girl and her pet.
> a teenager discovers he has magical powers and that he has to save the world by dying or everyone else he loves dies.
>A guy fights a pretty big guy
Harry Potter
>Teenager is sick
>not actually sick
>Skipping school
>Hangs with friends
>TWIST AND SHOUT
ferris bueller?
Was it that easy?
Either Rocky or Fight Club
Insomniac and his friends make soap
the butterfly effect
one black and two whites discover a rock they can fly
Man runs
Man fish's
Man fights in war
Has aids baby.
wrong
mexican nigger: story of people's hero
>guy tries to kill himself
>fails
>the mob wants to kill him because he couldnt kill himself
forest gump
fightclub
trailer park boy
yeah it was
Forrest gump
> molly ringwald gets fucked in the asshole
Was it the aids baby that gave it away?
> a guy can't sleep in seattle
> a dude gets lost translating
> a nigger fights for his woman
> an old man kills gookboys
> a fish needs to find other fish
> toys make a story when they are alive
> your wife is cheating on you
>business card porn
>kill lookalike
>listen to music
>get away with it
Child kidnapped
Raised as pirate
Imprisoned
Discovers friendship
Make superteam
eggshell white, subtle touch
The Lion King?
The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
American psycho.
> a man needs a favor from a don
> a spanish man likes cocaine too much
> a cousin needs help from vinnie
> a black man runs a herion operation out of Vietnam
> bunch of gangsters fight spooks in 80s new york
> a guy needs a second favor from a don
> a long island man serial kills people with a freezer
> corrupt new york cops
chronicle
yup
What? Need to see this
donnie darko
>guy with huge dick
>70's good times
>80's bad times
>cocain
kurt cobain
Man framed for murder
Makes better friends in prison
Escapes
End.
>former shoeshiner
>man refuses to go home and get his fuckin shinebox
My life irl.
>awful cold out here
>bad helicopter pilot
>who ate my friend?
>fire
>end
Gump
sauce?
shawshank redemption?
a man just needed to return some videotapes
a faggot unites with a maxifaggot to survive zombies and get fucked by 2 teenage girls
The plot of GTA 4
game of thrones?
>white russians
>bowling
big guy can breath without the thing.
>wall street
>Cocaine and hookers
Big Lebowski
Correct
Aids baby was a give away.
Okay
Two whites and a hottie fight between themselves for most part
then team up to fight bigger asshole
Mouses and rats fight but in the end it's ok.
And there is farmers and scientists.
Correct
>guy's daughter is kidnapped
>kill a shitload of people
>fly off in plane as credits roll
That one with Mark Wahlberg where he kidnaps a eastern looking girl
Zombieland
American Psycho
nigger
>sit down at restaurant with friend
>talk
>fuck man my friend is weird
>end of conversation
>alright friend is cool is guess
Django
Boogie nights?
correct!
Passion of the Christ??
Wolf of wall street
>Two guys do fitness
>want money
>kidnap a richfag
>One dies the other goes to jail
GTA IV?
In Bruges?
Taken
>guy who rides a bike at circus needs money
>robs bank
>dies
>cops son is a faggot
Pain and gain?
Kek
Oh shit what a film!
>Some nigger steals a bike
>Bike owner looks for his bike
>Gets his bike back, becomes big action star
An alcoholic orphan and his boss burn down his family home.
Yes m8 correct
>be a policeman, promoted.
>first day, new boss is an evil, corrupt motherfucker
>almost killed in a bathtub by mexicans
>'do you wanna go to jail or do you wanna go home?'
>Oh shit are you okay?
>Ive been raped
>WHAT Ohmygosh we need to get you to police
>on way to police
>heres a rape
>theres a rape
>shit another rape
>this movie is all about rape
>why cant we all stop raping
>another rape
>credits
>probably rape bonus scene after credits idk tbh
training day?
Training day to easy
Day of Training
>Family gets into a crash, get separated
>Son and his kid brother are stranded in the woods
>They team up with local natives to find their parents, courageously
Friday
The Tracy fragments?
Correct, and yes, way too easy.
Hard mode.
>dude is an hero because girl
>makes pizza with other an heros
>wants to find an hero GF
>Gogol Bordello.mp3
>new love intrest
>Magic shit.wtf
>New love interest is accidentally kill but not an hero.
>Dude and new love interest un an hero.
No, much less blacks in this movie. Whites can be niggers, too.
OP of that post. I've never heard of that movie.
>raised by grandfather
>goes to high school
>dragon balls
>gayness
>hand air
>more gayness
>gorilla werewolf
>revives lame dudes
>ends
>Dragon Ball Evolution
>parents killed
>push giant wheel in circles and get huge
>crush enemies
the second pokemon movie?
Clockwork orange?
Or fifty shades of grey
>autistic guy gets hired to do one job
>decides he isnt getting paid enough
>some spic in a cowboy hat tries to steal from him
>kill him and his whole family
>Tommy Lee Jones says some stupid shit at the end of the movie
Conan
>Have to write essay for school
>Fuck this shit, hang out with brother all night
>Whip up the essay in the morning
>Take a piss before handing in essay
>Get confronted by nigger
conan the barbarian
easy
A lot of dwarfs is sent out to destroy jewelery
Get out of my Country Old Man,
He may have mental illness, but that's not autism in action.
American History X
>computer
>tic-tac-toe
>save the world
Peewee Herman.
Is it a motorbike or a push bike?
place beyond the pines or some shit
The Thing