Explain a film plot badly:

Explain a film plot badly:

I'll start.

>A young man quits his job, steals a jack and hangs out with a homeless girl and her pet.

> a teenager discovers he has magical powers and that he has to save the world by dying or everyone else he loves dies.

>A guy fights a pretty big guy

Harry Potter

>Teenager is sick
>not actually sick
>Skipping school
>Hangs with friends
>TWIST AND SHOUT

ferris bueller?

Was it that easy?

Either Rocky or Fight Club

Insomniac and his friends make soap

the butterfly effect

one black and two whites discover a rock they can fly

Man runs
Man fish's
Man fights in war
Has aids baby.

wrong

mexican nigger: story of people's hero

>guy tries to kill himself
>fails
>the mob wants to kill him because he couldnt kill himself

forest gump
fightclub

trailer park boy

yeah it was

Forrest gump

> molly ringwald gets fucked in the asshole

Was it the aids baby that gave it away?

> a guy can't sleep in seattle

> a dude gets lost translating

> a nigger fights for his woman

> an old man kills gookboys
> a fish needs to find other fish

> toys make a story when they are alive

> your wife is cheating on you

>business card porn
>kill lookalike
>listen to music
>get away with it

Child kidnapped
Raised as pirate
Imprisoned
Discovers friendship
Make superteam

eggshell white, subtle touch

The Lion King?

The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.

American psycho.

> a man needs a favor from a don

> a spanish man likes cocaine too much

> a cousin needs help from vinnie

> a black man runs a herion operation out of Vietnam

> bunch of gangsters fight spooks in 80s new york

> a guy needs a second favor from a don

> a long island man serial kills people with a freezer

> corrupt new york cops

chronicle

yup

What? Need to see this

donnie darko

>guy with huge dick
>70's good times
>80's bad times
>cocain

kurt cobain

Man framed for murder
Makes better friends in prison
Escapes
End.

>former shoeshiner
>man refuses to go home and get his fuckin shinebox

My life irl.

>awful cold out here
>bad helicopter pilot
>who ate my friend?
>fire
>end

Gump

sauce?

shawshank redemption?

a man just needed to return some videotapes

a faggot unites with a maxifaggot to survive zombies and get fucked by 2 teenage girls

The plot of GTA 4

game of thrones?

>white russians
>bowling

big guy can breath without the thing.

>wall street
>Cocaine and hookers

Big Lebowski

Correct
Aids baby was a give away.
Okay
Two whites and a hottie fight between themselves for most part
then team up to fight bigger asshole

Mouses and rats fight but in the end it's ok.

And there is farmers and scientists.

Correct

>guy's daughter is kidnapped
>kill a shitload of people
>fly off in plane as credits roll

That one with Mark Wahlberg where he kidnaps a eastern looking girl

Zombieland

American Psycho

nigger

>sit down at restaurant with friend
>talk
>fuck man my friend is weird
>end of conversation
>alright friend is cool is guess

Django

Boogie nights?

correct!

Passion of the Christ??

Wolf of wall street

>Two guys do fitness
>want money
>kidnap a richfag
>One dies the other goes to jail

GTA IV?

In Bruges?

Taken

>guy who rides a bike at circus needs money
>robs bank
>dies
>cops son is a faggot

Pain and gain?

Kek

Oh shit what a film!

>Some nigger steals a bike
>Bike owner looks for his bike
>Gets his bike back, becomes big action star

An alcoholic orphan and his boss burn down his family home.

Yes m8 correct

>be a policeman, promoted.
>first day, new boss is an evil, corrupt motherfucker
>almost killed in a bathtub by mexicans
>'do you wanna go to jail or do you wanna go home?'

>Oh shit are you okay?
>Ive been raped
>WHAT Ohmygosh we need to get you to police
>on way to police
>heres a rape
>theres a rape
>shit another rape
>this movie is all about rape
>why cant we all stop raping
>another rape
>credits
>probably rape bonus scene after credits idk tbh

training day?

Training day to easy

Day of Training

>Family gets into a crash, get separated
>Son and his kid brother are stranded in the woods
>They team up with local natives to find their parents, courageously

Friday

The Tracy fragments?

Correct, and yes, way too easy.

Hard mode.
>dude is an hero because girl
>makes pizza with other an heros
>wants to find an hero GF
>Gogol Bordello.mp3
>new love intrest
>Magic shit.wtf
>New love interest is accidentally kill but not an hero.
>Dude and new love interest un an hero.

No, much less blacks in this movie. Whites can be niggers, too.

OP of that post. I've never heard of that movie.

>raised by grandfather
>goes to high school
>dragon balls
>gayness
>hand air
>more gayness
>gorilla werewolf
>revives lame dudes
>ends
>Dragon Ball Evolution

>parents killed
>push giant wheel in circles and get huge
>crush enemies

the second pokemon movie?

Clockwork orange?
Or fifty shades of grey

>autistic guy gets hired to do one job
>decides he isnt getting paid enough
>some spic in a cowboy hat tries to steal from him
>kill him and his whole family
>Tommy Lee Jones says some stupid shit at the end of the movie

Conan

>Have to write essay for school
>Fuck this shit, hang out with brother all night
>Whip up the essay in the morning
>Take a piss before handing in essay
>Get confronted by nigger

conan the barbarian
easy

A lot of dwarfs is sent out to destroy jewelery

Get out of my Country Old Man,
He may have mental illness, but that's not autism in action.

American History X

>computer
>tic-tac-toe
>save the world

Peewee Herman.
Is it a motorbike or a push bike?

place beyond the pines or some shit

The Thing