Broke up with my slut (pic related)

Broke up with my slut (pic related)

Going to a strip club for the first time- what should I expect/ how much money should I bring?

Also white trash sluts thread

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keep bumping with noods and i'll keep the advice coming

>bring only enough money for the cover and for how much you want to drink

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what state you live in boss? experience varies by geography.

How could you let a pooper like that go OP?

Also how did it taste? I have a hypothesis that all poopers taste good that I'm testing so it really is for science

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>Don't bother with lap dances / backstage Bullshit
$60 for getting a butt rubbed on your lap?
>better off hitting Backpage

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Dude the sex was bomb this chick was a fucking nympho loved eating that booty but bitch was just way to insane

if you're looking to *maybe* take one of those girls home with you
>Don't be a chump throwing all your cash on stage
>these bitches now a sucker when they see one
>continuing...

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I understand. At some point the sex has to end and then where are you? Sorry to hear.

Booty eating has to be one of my favorite pastimes though. Love it.

brh i have never heard of this being successful but looking forward to your explanation

>go in, maybe sit through one dance on the stage
>leave a good tip
>find a booth in the back
>hang back there, drink away
>the girls (dancers) and servers will come up to you very often and ask if you "want to dance" or if you want more to drink
>continuing...

Hey Op why did you ever let this hog slut out of the basement?
>wonders why she was crazy
She needed to be confined like the slut she is!

Ever drink her piss OP? Or nahh?

op can we have her snapchat or kik?

Nigger detected. Forget about that strip club. They wont touch you, nigger.

>tell them something like "no thanks, I'm just here to hangout/blow off some steam/whatever"
>dont lead into shit like "my girl and i just broke up" they've heard it all before
>however if any of the girls keep chatting you up
>continue it on as a flirty chatty conversation
>use your basement white trash slut charm OP
>continuing

moron your can see OP covering his face in the one of the pictures

You should expect dudes. None of them want to know you or talk to you. So please don't try and converse with them. There are ladies. Partially naked ones. They want you money. Talk and chat with them. Flirt with them. If they are hot maybe even get a lapdance. If you are at ALL iffy about thier looks. Then turn them down when they ask for a lapdance. There is always a better looking girl there and the place is there to service YOUR ego. Not thiers. Be selfish but not rude. Money really depends on where you are going.

Honestly the best idea is to ask the people who have been before. But I (being a rich cunt) Like to take about $3000 dollaroos. But thats usually because I go the brothel upstairs and fuck a couple of the sluts. Don't be stingy with the money. If a girl comes upto you while dancing or right after dancing. Give her a tip. It'll make sure the girls keep coming at you to flirt. Tips are usually $1-$2 But counties that use coins with trade em for fake notes at the bar. ALWAYS give the smaller notes if they do. The ladies wont notice what kind of note you give untill it is too late. If you get a lapdance Pay extra for touching. Its alot better than you think.

Lastly, Have a good time. Look at some titties. Touch a few. Forget who you are and become a flirting god. Because the ladies will treat you like one. You will feel great for it.

How much cash you need and what to expect varies greatly by region. Im in the midwest usa and you can have a great night for around 100 bucks, full nude, byob, but dont expect top notch girls haha

>mid way through a conversation...
>preferably while the two of you are hitting it off
>ask "so what's your real name?"
>if she answers honestly
>you're in
>continue on white trash whooing convo
>at the point right before the convo dwindles or her boss is gonna try and yank her back to working
>ask her what time she gets off
>"let's go out for some real drinks"
>or some shit
>IF you happen to talk about breaking up with your chick explain that YOU broke up with her
>more on stripper psychology next OP...

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Good shit fellas - appreciate it

Here are some little titties

if she's a nympho and on the rebound post her snap chat, i guarentee i can get wins

Always ready to help a Sup Forumsrother out.

do it, im bored op

gotta love when bitches wax

>strippers are all mentally ill
>just like your girl
>use the same tactics and methods you'd use on any low self-esteemed basement ho
>backhanded compliments, jokingly questioning their life choices, ect.
>they usually have kids, or a crazy BF too
>so be careful
>don't take them back to your own place
>get here number before you leave, not just whatever time she gets off
>tell em you got "party favors" or ask if they like any kinds in particular
>pretend like, even for a brief second, you could be their way out of that life
>infer that you make a ton of bread and they'll gobble that dick in a second
>these chicks aren't ever happy doing this shit, even though they keep a smile on their face. so use that as an advantage

I've dated a number of strippers and after that nightmare i've been able to go into clubs and pluck a few out for a night of my own. some might call me.. A stripper whisperer
>godspeed OP and wear a rubber

if you dont want all of Sup Forums to have it then you can kik me cl1112

You gonna tell us how her piss tasted or what OP?

Don't drink too much
Don't bring your credit card, just prepare cash
Don't make photos
Get sure first if you can touch strippers while having lap dance

cmon hook a bro up its my mission tonight to get some wins

No fucks given either way Sup Forumsitch

Hugh Hefner???

Never never tasted any piss

bouncer here.

whatever you do, be gentle with girls

We appear to have a similar style.
Keep ballin.

if Hugh Hefner became a heroin addict instead of a magazine mogul.
>that's me