>Be me >16, home alone, on a fapping spree >after 6th nut, i start getting bored, try something new >proceed to stick finger up ass, pop a boner that would make dwanye johnson feel inadequate >start to beat it while pointer finger is camped out in rectum >bust like never before, a layer of my babycannon ammo begins soaking into the towel i was laying on (thank god i planned ahead with that) >the hunger intensifies, begin to search stepmom's drawers for a dildo or toy >come across picrelated > turn it on, makes a vibrating sound. i notice there's an odd whoosh of air, figure it's just to blow a cool breeze onto the labia for pleasure or some dumb shit >apply to balls an instantly feel the burn of a thousand suns >throw the dumb shit toy, examine balls >they start bleeding rapidly, not nosebleed rapidly, but at a level at which i can no longer see the skin surface of my balls
This actually happened 15 minutes ago. If you made it this far, pls help. The skin around my right testicle has a strawberry-looking bleeding rash about the area of a quarter. I'm currently sitting at my comp in my undies, with some circular cotton thing taped on it. What do?
Also, trips and you get a picture.
Ian Allen
Idk go to a hospital
Christian Bennett
post picture of dildo up your butt, with timestamp
Chase White
Enroll in summer school you dumb fuck.
Elijah Bennett
Go to the hospital you fucking idiot
Nolan Ross
>underage b& call 911 you fucking retard
Blake Clark
The faggot cannot go to a hospital because he lives in a third world country.
Aiden Scott
you deserves it you fucking tard
Tyler Lopez
ez trips.
also, op you should just cut your balls off, they wont hurt anymore
Alexander Foster
You'll be fine. Keep it clean. A little swelling is fine, if redness spreads outside the scraped area it's infected, clean it with alcohol (man up you pussy, it's just pain). If it oozes pus when you squeeze go to hospital.
Genitals have a very high blood supply and will bleed profusely but also heal rapidly.
Dominic Jenkins
Just realized what I promised to trips as an underaged, so no can do on the ball pic.
Blake Brown
Check em
Andrew Fisher
No dildo, but here's this.
Brandon Thompson
show the balls, faggot
Adrian Williams
> I'm currently sitting at my comp in my undies, with some circular cotton thing taped on it. What do?
Try it on the tip of your dick
Samuel Rodriguez
DUDE that thing goes on the bottom of your feet to remove callouses ur fucked yo
Joseph Rogers
trips
Christian Green
This Also underage b& And that is for removing pills from sweaters
Isaiah Miller
Trips please. i dont know why i need to see this. im 25 i've migrated to Sup Forums 4 years ago like a proper adult. But for the love of god show me.
Benjamin Cox
Show me how badly you fucked up anonnnnnnnnnn
Brayden Myers
Just show us a pic and leave as it is... It can't be that bad
Jason Bennett
Honestly a lint shaver on your scrote? You should never infect the gene pool.
satan dog. post it on another thread or your whole family will be raped and killed.
Justin Baker
well your first mistake was doing that, your second was posting it on /b rather than going to the hospital
Cooper Nelson
Why would you think this was a good idea op why
Justin Scott
apply alcohol directly to the wounded area to prevent infection. nothing else you can do at this point but wait for it to scab over.
Jack Bailey
>16 Underaged b&
Jayden Wilson
Gotcha guys.
Carson Hall
op PLEASE follow this anons advice. It's going to hurt like fuck but better to be sterilized and clean than to develop an infection and have to explain to mommy why her shaver was in your room. also prostate massages are gr8 m8 you should try them more often once you're healed.
Ethan Hill
Apply icy hot it will burn for a little bit, or if you have hand sanitizer that will help too.
John Parker
Fucking retard
Julian Turner
Dude go to hospital and stop trolling people on the internet.
Brody Myers
greatest kek
Andrew Wilson
404 not found
Luis Fisher
Kek op went full retard
Gabriel Murphy
OP, you fucked up... I know you're probably stressing and shit, but you're fucked so fuck it. You might aswell fuck your balls up even more.
