NRL - Pre-round 18 thread

>Friday
Eels vs Roosters

>Saturday
Bulldogs vs Wests Tigers

>Sunday
Panthers vs Sharks

>Monday
Raiders vs Cowboys

Reports saying Kieran Foran has quit the NRL

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>pre-round thread
>on the day the round starts

SHAKING MY HEAD AT THIS THREAD TO BE QUITE PERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU FAMILY

i'm drunk thought it was like wednesday

I thought it was Wednesday today too, bizarre. Better than the thread Walkcunt would have made anyway.

Hey FEMwalk, can you remake the thread with the correct details AND action shot

cheers cunt

Fucking useless NEETs

Kys before WalkGod gets here and smites you

>Foran

Without a doubt THE worst signing in NRL history

Feel bad for the guy though

Must be pretty fucked up if he turns away money like that just to get better

of course. having a very rich dad also plays a part in this because there is virtually zero risk with him gambling everything away because his dad can just bail him out

this is a reddit post

Look at the web address senpai

Perhaps you had the wrong tab open but this is in fact Sup Forums

I didnt wash my hair for 3 weeks and I had a terrible time sleeping last night. Felt like ants were under my scalp

kys redditor

>LE FUG LE BORIIN XDXD

kys

Once again, please check the web address above. It appears you are mistaking this website for another that you may think you are on.

>mfw when Foran comes back to manly on 200k a year

>even with all their fuckups, eels are still beating half the teams in the league

>mfw when
>my face when when

>tfw when you fuck up your memeing

WEEEEOOHHHH WEEEEOOHHHH

MEME POLICE HERE

Heh, I'll let you off with just a warning this time sport, but don't let it happen again or I'll throw you in meme prison with Fatt and Zerogoose

Sorry officer

current favourite meme lads

This tbqfhwy

Roosters are BACK lads

I just realised that Cameron Smith doesn't even have a nickname that people regularly call him by. Pretty strange

Might lose to a shitter this week lads

Lads I heard Foran was quitting a few days ago at work from my connection with his family.

I'd say this isn't speculation and that he is actually going to retire.

>Alpha find me 5, NRL players with attitude

Which 5 do you chose /nrl/?

ScHoolboy Q - Blank Face LP.

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Cam. And Smithy.

Oh what a surprise, Wayne Bennett getting his way AGAIN

Politician, priest, policeman, performer, Parramatta rugby league captain – they are all public figures and they know that well in advance of the position and profile they have pursued. People who have an interest in their performance applaud and criticise and speculate and they capitalise on that when it suits them – puff pieces placed by their managers in the Wymminses Weekly when they marry, have a child or help an old lady to cross the road, for example.

It’s a simple reality.

What bizarre interpretation of “social conscience” (an amusing notion, selectively brought into play by the sanctimonious) and “show some respect” has it that a player walking out on a $5 million contract ought not be reported by sports journalists.

How do we know anything about this fella’s “health and life is in the balance”? No-one is saying anything clear or in detail about him being crook or being anything much – see Paragraph 5 of the report – indeed the last piece I saw had him thundering about suing anyone who said anything about gambling and there has been nothing reported on that score since!

I recall Gary Lyon was reputedly suicidal or somesuch in January. It has taken just six months for him to fade into obscurity, to become Friday night’s fish and chip wrapper. The fame falls away very quickly and the glare of publicity will leave this bloke to himself too shortly, to do whatever he needs to do about something or other that has never been reported in any detail.

those aren't nicknames, and people don't regularly call him by those names

>not washing your hair every 2-3 days

wew lad

he gets called Cam Smith all the time

>washing your hair
what the fuck

I wash mine once every 3 months for a haircut

Bit sick lads

Who?

wow

just wow

Don't know where your from mate, but round here we always call him Cam Smithy.

Parra fold when?

wgonpw

Groce

...

>You now remember Mitch Cornish

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Boyd Cordner in on the bench.
Taikarangi out and Ma'u to play centre.

RoosterGOD.

mmmm that steak bacon and cheese sub looks good, think I might get it next time I'm at subway

RoosterGOD.

>Sam Moa
>is actually from new zealand

What did he mean by this?

>Sam Moa
>is actually from new zealand

What did he mean by this?

>Sam Moa
>is actually from new zealand

What did he mean by this?

tell your cousins to go home

Is anyone here unironically gay?

What the fuck is happening in America?

how the fuck can you be ironically gay

Country is fucked

niggers being niggers

REF BALL!!!

>That Roosters refball

Typical

My name is Buster Hymen

>norman
>defense

pick 1

How have Parra fans not killed themselves yet?

>that horribly fake turf
Disgusting

>radradradraadra who is definitely australian is also dead

How is it even possible for one team to be this fucked

>17 minutes
>Parra almost has no bench already

>mfw traded Semi out this week

>roosters "fans" are going to say they're "back" after they beat a literally dead eels team with no players left

How hard do you think the nipples of those cheerleaders are?

>Roosters will lose to a dead Parramatta team

harder than sydney's defense

Why are parramatta so slow that that was "fast"

Is Mitchell another Inglis? Athletic but shit for brains.

>Athletic
>strong palm
>good angles
>big
>fucked knees
>only shows up in attack for his teams occasionally

It checks out

Pearce looks fired up lads, must be upset over that greyhound thing

But will he be picked for QLD despite being clearly NSW?

>Sackson Wankstains

How quickly are eels going to fold with no interchange?

>Someone finally remembered that Tupou is taller than his opposing player

Cordner is fucking GOAT

Lets just face it

>Tupou does all the work
>They jizz over Mitchell who just fell over the line

He truly is the next greg inglis

Are Beau Scott and Jeff Robson related?

>team finally starts getting their shit together
>it's round 19

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

HOW

OH MY GOD

Where do the Roosters find these cunts?

yeah they are so good, look at how much talent they have

oh wait they suck lol

the garbage truck depot

and we lose anyway

This is actually a pretty decent game

I'm enjoying it and don't support either team

Me too. There hasn't been any scummy shit or noticeably bad reffing and the teams are pretty evenly matched.

The Roosters should be fucking ashamed of themselves

pretty sure they are

Friend has been a literal turd this year

His kicks on the 4th that he constantly does for no reason or result annoy me.

Roosters are BACK lads

>THE HIPSTER INFESTED SHITHOLE OF BONDI