Has anyone else noticed how he can't strike for shit? Every single time i see him take a shot...

Has anyone else noticed how he can't strike for shit? Every single time i see him take a shot, it's always like a pass to the goalkeeper. He never gets any air on his shots

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Most overrated shitter in the world

he looks malnourished

He looks like the kinda kid who always smelled like shit in school, also picked his nose a lot.

he has awesome vision and placement, not very technical but he's generally accurate.

Reminds me of a diving goblin

the guy made a career of being at the right place at the right time. luckiest guy in the game atm

>German Attacking Middies
>German strikers

The only time this meme ever delivered was Klinsmann at Inter.

I think he's good at positioning but other than that he's only good for tap ins. I'm actually overwhelmed by how mediocre he is at just shooting the ball

does anyone have the muller .gif of his swing-miss-flop?

he's been choking in this tournament
best german scorer during qualifying stage with 9 goals
0 goals in the Euro

This is because he is neither a good striker nor a good midfielder.But he is a great and really efficient second striker.He doesn't have dribbling abilities or great pace.He is not the type of guy who can deliver when there is always 2 guys on him.That's why Germany is in dire need of 1 or 2 great strikers.Also Germany has a great midfield,so they need a few good strikers to finish all the chances created.

A wing player bad as a striker? Wow!

he was almost as bad as Kane.
Very embarrassing.

He's a taller whiter goofier version of Chicharito

Who is a more mousy, lesbian version of Pippo Inzaghi.

Hilarious how it's always Americans obsessed with food and nourishment.
you're fat you need to put the fork down, Guber.

>Germany has a great midfield
but gomez is the only one who can actually make the ball arrive to the strikers.
where does trezeguet fit into this? He was a lankier version of inzaghi too

I notice that germany has so many chances but they convert only very few because their strikers are shit. really disappointing

>the city of German strikers
How does that DFB crest even have four starts on it?

Possibly the most unlikeable player ever. Its like Pepe x100

That guy is not part of the conversation.

You have Pippo because he's the archetype of a poacher.

Then you have Chicharito who is a better looking, slightly faster version.

and then you have Muller. That's it. No other comparisons!

my thoughts exactly on the chicharito thing. i've been saying that for years

Because their flanks are useless and incompetent.Still their primary gameplan was playing through the flanks.

Stop memeing. Ozil and kroos are world class playmakers/passers.

But there was only 1 striker called Gomez who wasn't even playing today.

>Who is Klose or Gerd Muller
Germany always had top strikers

because he's a cringey tryhard?

And all the cheating and diving.

the mannschaft is finished. they need a new cycle and new players all around, scheini is Done. All this because of us ahahahaha

His face looks like it's made of scrotum for some reason. Weird.

But nah, he's a good player, although it's weird to see how much me has changed over the years.

>it's weird to see how much me has changed over the years.

how has he changed?

nice meme. they only need a good striker and stop to play like the new buyern and they'll win. Ancelotti will save them.

>their flanks are useless and incompetent.
exactly my point. They don't have such a great midfield as you said.
thats not the point. They can't give the same type of depth that gomez does. With germany's tikitaka against a team that locks down like france did they are useless. they are useful for maintaining the possession, but not for going to the attack.

good strikers come very rarely

what went wrong user?

we have plenty of very good strikers here

Except for their flanks ,they have a great midfield.
Kroos
Ozil
Sane
Draxler
Khedira
Reus

See
He used to be that German kid with rosy cheeks.

Why is Germany so bad at football?

Anyone else notice how much of a whiny bitch he is? Always moaning to the ref. Dives quite a bit as well. Yet he gets away with it because he isn't southern European.

They were better than you desu, just massively refballed
Good for us it was you who won, can't wait for Greaseman to meet the great wall of Pepe and Co

>just massively refballed
how?

We will teach you to shut up and fuck your own face when talking to an honorary superior being

Have you ever noticed how Pepe actually looks like Pepe? Really makes you think

I don't understand why Low didnt take another striker.
They only had Gomez and played way better with him.

How do you explain this?

Pepe looks like Anthony Martial

Stop fucking call it refball

A referee calling a justifiable penalty because German players are retards who keep jumping with their arms over their heads isn't a controversial decision that single-handedly won France the game

And Germany were largely shit in the second half, no ideas or ambition

we love to complain about how we lack quality strikers but germany are really worse in that position
after gomez all they have are kruse and kießling who are both 32, meier and schurrle who is not even a striker

and all their upcoming talents seem to be midfielders too, it seems that kids don't dream to be star strikers anymore

he has his meme tactics. thats the whole problem with Löw. our finishing was so damn bad for this whole tournament and he couldnt come up with any proper solution.

also that penalty was legit. still dont know why this shit had to happen 2 games in a row tho

we could give them Nolan Roux.

Kiesling could succeed in their NT. Totaly forgot about him.

If a French nog touched the ball with his hand over his head like schwein, and not sanctioned by a penalty, all of them would be mad as fuck and calling it an injustice.
Crazy how Sup Forums is biased towar the nazis always.

its funny how people pile on these elite players after a loss to other elite players.you get like a fraction of a second to shoot at that level, if you're lucky. take it easy.

but I have seen alot of german hating on Gomez, he is your german Giroud, but very useful for helping more technique players like Draxler.

Low always hated Kiessling.

Why

loving this shit. But it's pretty meme to see you guys go from literally sucking his dick when Germany wins to throwing him in the trash.

Does spee not know real love?

>Love
We just hate over here.

I've never liked him. I've seen him whiff on so many chances i've lost count

Klose is a WC babby. At no point in his career was he ever even in the top 10 strikers in the world.

he has been shit for this whole tournament desu. fuck I mean even at the benuldis against italy he decided to do a weak ass meme kick instead of a proper shot.

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Reminder

Holy shit

He has autism, he lives in his own world.

I like him

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>honorary superior being

Kind of like France was an "honorary" victor in WW2.

Or how France is an "honorary" member of the UN Security Council.

Literally the retard consolation prize.

LMAOOOO AT FRANCE LMAOOO

how can you complain about the quality of your strikers? what the fuck france, you produced some of the most interesting young strikers there are at the moment.

that was planned m8. it could've been absolutely fantastic if kroos made a proper assist.
distract the opponent, break through their defense and net it.

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France is a permanent member of the UN security council.
What the fuck are you talking about

6'0 140 shredded. Come at me frog.

well, your malnourished then

Why are most european young males so fucking skinny? Do you faggots not have gyms or something?
That's not healthy at all, pal.

>Who is Klose

Half-Polish

Germany's defeat was due to 3 factors: injuries, suspensions, and Müller having a piss poor tournament.
Rest was spot on last night.

I hate how fucking arrogant and unfazed this guy was.
He was useless all tournament, yet is absolutely immune to any sort of criticism. Also fuck Löw for never subbing him.

>player punches ball
>massively refballed

Better have your list of excuses ready for Sunday. I know Ronaldo will try to dive a lot in the box.

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

This discussion is about the NT, tho, and in the NT he was always there when it mattered for 12 years. His instinct and positioning was just as good as Muller's, but he could actually finish plays consistently which makes him 900% better within a system where you already have so many creators.

I mean, shit, forget about elites like Klinsmann or Gerd; the way Muller played this cup I bet he had people missing Bierhoff and Carsten Jancker.

If Löw wasn't so obsessed with tiki-taka then Germany would have better chances in the second half. They passed way too much without attempting to score as much.

Robson-Kanu is a better striker than Muller kek

the thing i miss the most in our NT are long shots desu.
but you can forget that as long as jogi is in charge. they rather pass the ball 1000 times more with no result.

Cause they have no strikers.

Reminder that man united were willing to spend £100 million for him. Bayern should have taken advantage and sold him.

Execute CUTE all Bavarians.

>100 million for Chicharito Lite

Wew....